{OT} aerobics -->joke<--

My wife is a "Personal Fitness / Aerobics Instructor." What that means
is, while I'm twice her size and probably twice her weight, she could
probably kick my ass without breaking too much of a sweat. (Shhh.
Let's keep that quiet. She doesn't read these and won't know I said
that if you don't tell her!)

Because of the snow last week at one of her regular aerobics classes
that she teaches only one student showed up. It was the first time
this lady had ever been to one of these classes, and, indeed, it may
have been the first time she had EVER been to an aerobics class.

My wife said she was a big black woman. Said she had those six-inch
fingernails painted in every color of the rainbow. With embedded
jewels in the fingernails. Each finger had on at least one ring and
most had more than one. The lady was wearing a good twenty pounds of
gold jewelry around her neck. Wearing earrings that could have tuned
in the space shuttle.

It wasn't a regular leotard she had on. It was neon . . . well, neon
something. My wife said she was sure the suit was electric and needed
its own power supply.

She greeted her and told her "welcome," but said the lady was a little
distraught. She said to her, "I really don't like being in a class all
alone. I just like to blend in."

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0ekm08n23o6sy003@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> My wife is a "Personal Fitness / Aerobics Instructor." What that means
> is, while I'm twice her size and probably twice her weight, she could
> probably kick my ass without breaking too much of a sweat. (Shhh.
> Let's keep that quiet. She doesn't read these and won't know I said
> that if you don't tell her!)
>
> Because of the snow last week at one of her regular aerobics classes
> that she teaches only one student showed up. It was the first time
> this lady had ever been to one of these classes, and, indeed, it may
> have been the first time she had EVER been to an aerobics class.
>
> My wife said she was a big black woman. Said she had those six-inch
> fingernails painted in every color of the rainbow. With embedded
> jewels in the fingernails. Each finger had on at least one ring and
> most had more than one. The lady was wearing a good twenty pounds of
> gold jewelry around her neck. Wearing earrings that could have tuned
> in the space shuttle.
>
> It wasn't a regular leotard she had on. It was neon . . . well, neon
> something. My wife said she was sure the suit was electric and needed
> its own power supply.
>
> She greeted her and told her "welcome," but said the lady was a little
> distraught. She said to her, "I really don't like being in a class all
> alone. I just like to blend in."[/color]

That's funny.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0ekm08n23o6sy003@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> My wife is a "Personal Fitness / Aerobics Instructor." What that means
> is, while I'm twice her size and probably twice her weight, she could
> probably kick my ass without breaking too much of a sweat. (Shhh.
> Let's keep that quiet. She doesn't read these and won't know I said
> that if you don't tell her!)
>
> Because of the snow last week at one of her regular aerobics classes
> that she teaches only one student showed up. It was the first time
> this lady had ever been to one of these classes, and, indeed, it may
> have been the first time she had EVER been to an aerobics class.
>
> My wife said she was a big black woman. Said she had those six-inch
> fingernails painted in every color of the rainbow. With embedded
> jewels in the fingernails. Each finger had on at least one ring and
> most had more than one. The lady was wearing a good twenty pounds of
> gold jewelry around her neck. Wearing earrings that could have tuned
> in the space shuttle.
>
> It wasn't a regular leotard she had on. It was neon . . . well, neon
> something. My wife said she was sure the suit was electric and needed
> its own power supply.
>
> She greeted her and told her "welcome," but said the lady was a little
> distraught. She said to her, "I really don't like being in a class all
> alone. I just like to blend in."[/color]

Lame and it perpetuates racial stereotyping...definitely not some of your
best stuff.