[OT} makeup -->joke<--

After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on
expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker,
maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home
from grocery shopping. The receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up
anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back.

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“The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much
trouble to put makeup on two faces.” ~ Maureen Murphy