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Old 04-11-2006, 05:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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{OT} mental exam -->joke<--

A man went to a psychologist for a mental examination. The
psychologist decided to administer a test using shapes drawn on paper.
The first shape he showed to the man was a square. "Please tell me
what this shape reminds you of." he said.

The man replied, "Sex."

The doctor drew a triangle on the piece of paper and asked the man
again: "What does this remind you of?"

The man replied again, "Sex."

Unperturbed, the doctor this time drew a circle and asked the man:
"Okay, what does this shape remind you of?"

Once again the man replied "Sex."

The psychologist looks at the man and says "You have a lot of sex on
your mind, don't you?"

The man says, "Hey, you're the one drawing the dirty pictures, not me!"
 
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Old 04-11-2006, 07:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: {OT} mental exam -->joke<--

On 11 Apr 2006 10:37:35 GMT, "badgolferman"
<REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>A man went to a psychologist for a mental examination. The
>psychologist decided to administer a test using shapes drawn on paper.
>The first shape he showed to the man was a square. "Please tell me
>what this shape reminds you of." he said.
>[/color]
"that's a window and you ought to see what is going on in there"[color=blue]
>The man replied, "Sex."
>
>The doctor drew a triangle on the piece of paper and asked the man
>again: "What does this remind you of?"
>[/color]
"that's a key hole and you really ought to see what is going on in
there"[color=blue]
>The man replied again, "Sex."
>
>Unperturbed, the doctor this time drew a circle and asked the man:
>"Okay, what does this shape remind you of?"
>[/color]
"that's a port hole and you won't believe what is going on in there"[color=blue]
>Once again the man replied "Sex."
>
>The psychologist looks at the man and says "You have a lot of sex on
>your mind, don't you?"
>
>The man says, "Hey, you're the one drawing the dirty pictures, not me!"[/color]

Ordinal lines from 1955. good joke!
 
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