Humor!

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she
belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and
said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have you....but the
girl said NO.

Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, >>> and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She
thought for a >>>moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend.....so >>> she called her boyfriend and told him the
story. Her boyfriend says >>> ask him for $200, pick up the money
very fast, he won't even be able to >>>get his pants down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by
and the >>> boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 >>mins >>> the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened...... She said "The bastard used coins"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's
entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!