{OT} passion -->joke<--

It was with much dismay that Rachael discovered her husband Hymie had a
mistress. Rachael, however, was not the sort to kill the golden goose,
rather she decided to find out what the mistress had that she didn't.

After a long interrogation Hymie finally relented. "Well, to tell you
the truth, Rachael, you are too cold. When we make love you don't do
anything. You just lay there, whereas she moans and groans with
feeling."

"Is that all?" thought Rachael. "Is that all there is to it?"

That night she dressed in her most alluring lingerie, slipped Hymie a
shot of his favorite cognac and got him into bed. Halfway through the
business she decided to give him her most passionate moans and groans.
"Oh Hymie, darling," she began, "I've had the most terrible day. Our
shares dropped two points, the maid quit and you don't give me enough
housekeeping money..."

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No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take it too
seriously.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0el72cj3eal04000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> It was with much dismay that Rachael discovered her husband Hymie had a
> mistress. Rachael, however, was not the sort to kill the golden goose,
> rather she decided to find out what the mistress had that she didn't.
>
> After a long interrogation Hymie finally relented. "Well, to tell you
> the truth, Rachael, you are too cold. When we make love you don't do
> anything. You just lay there, whereas she moans and groans with
> feeling."
>
> "Is that all?" thought Rachael. "Is that all there is to it?"
>
> That night she dressed in her most alluring lingerie, slipped Hymie a
> shot of his favorite cognac and got him into bed. Halfway through the
> business she decided to give him her most passionate moans and groans.
> "Oh Hymie, darling," she began, "I've had the most terrible day. Our
> shares dropped two points, the maid quit and you don't give me enough
> housekeeping money..."
>[/color]

<GROAN!!!>
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Ray O
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