Avian Avengers

Sometimes when the birds bomb the car, as a quick fix, I'll
just use a gas station's window washer fluid and squigee to
clean the droppings off the paint, while filling up.

The blue window washer fluid provided by gas stations
often contains water and methyl alcohol as the sole
ingredients. Do you think it's safe to use on the paint and
clear coat?

Thanks.

Thank you Geoff. I guess I'll keep on using the gas station's
windshield fluid and squeegie to remove the birds' generous
donations. The poor Camry gets bombed at least once every day
or two days.

If that washer fluid won't hurt the paint and clear coat, will it
affect the wax at all? I've taken to using Hachiroku's
Meguiar's Number 26 (Thanks Hachi for the recommendation).

I dunno. Maybe the birds are telling us to stop polluting their
air? They hit my car several times a week.

Maybe the birds are hitting my car 4 or 5 times a week
because of avian flu? Maybe the birds are saying, ""Thanks a lot
humans for starting that
world-wide plague in our poultry cousins who are languishing
in your over-crowded concentration camps--thank you humans!!"

Well, personally, I don't have too many qualms about eating
birds--after all, birds eat worms, right? But I do think
the birds make a strong point when they protest against the
overcrowded and dirty chicken factories--so dense and filthy, the
avian Bubonic plague appears to have started there.

That's why they're bombarding our cars! They are pissed.
Let's hope the plague doesn't begin to take a big toll on humans in
future years. Kinda scary, though. Who knows what could happen.
Is "Henry Ford The Second" running those chicken coups or what?

I'm sad to say there are a whole lotta humans guilty of crimes against
Avianity. I'm serious when I say trials should be convened. Globally
spreading disease is serious doo-doo.