{OT} lessons -->joke<--

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies
are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and
when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about
10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the
men waiting and says apologetically, "I guess all those fucking lessons
I took this winter didn't help!"

One of the men immediately replies, "No, I see your problem. You
should have been taking golf lessons instead."

A foursome was on the last hole and when the last golfer drove off the
tee he hooked into a cow pasture. He advised his friends to play
through and he would meet them at the clubhouse. They followed the plan
and waited for their friend.

After a considerable time he appeared disheveled, bloody, and badly
beaten up. They all wanted to know what happened.

He explained that he went over to the cow pasture but could not find
his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious pain. He went
over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was a
yellow ball so he knew it was not his.

A woman comes out of the bushes apparently searching for her lost golf
ball. The helpful male golfer lifted the cow's tail and asked, "Does
this look like yours?"

That was the last thing he could remember.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>One of the men immediately replies, "No, I see your problem. You
>should have been taking golf lessons instead."[/color]

Good one!...
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-Gord.
(use gordon in email)