{OT} lent -->joke<--

Three priests are chatting when the first priest says he's going to
give up red meat for Lent. The second priest thinks for a minute and
says he's going to give up sweets for Lent. The third priest's
attention had wandered to a passing woman wearing 4 inch heels and a
tiny skirt when the first priest asks him what he was going to give up
for Lent. After regaining control of himself he returns to the
conversation and replies, 'Celibacy.'

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Three priests are chatting when the first priest says he's going to
> give up red meat for Lent. The second priest thinks for a minute and
> says he's going to give up sweets for Lent. The third priest's
> attention had wandered to a passing woman wearing 4 inch heels and a
> tiny skirt when the first priest asks him what he was going to give up
> for Lent. After regaining control of himself he returns to the
> conversation and replies, 'Celibacy.'[/color]

*fwap*

And you're late

:-)

Natalie, Crucifix-carrying Catholic for 31 years

Wickeddoll®, 5/2/2006,6:55:16 PM, wrote:
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>
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0elqq5xntjtu000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
> > Three priests are chatting when the first priest says he's going to
> > give up red meat for Lent. The second priest thinks for a minute
> > and says he's going to give up sweets for Lent. The third priest's
> > attention had wandered to a passing woman wearing 4 inch heels and a
> > tiny skirt when the first priest asks him what he was going to give
> > up for Lent. After regaining control of himself he returns to the
> > conversation and replies, 'Celibacy.'[/color]
>
> fwap
>
> And you're late
>
> :-)
>
> Natalie, Crucifix-carrying Catholic for 31 years[/color]

What did you give up for Lent? This year my wife gave up being right.
But when Easter arrived she was back at it with a vengeance.

--
"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to
go swimming." ~ Jimmy Carter

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Wickeddoll®, 5/2/2006,6:55:16 PM, wrote:
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>>
>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0elqq5xntjtu000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>> > Three priests are chatting when the first priest says he's going to
>> > give up red meat for Lent. The second priest thinks for a minute
>> > and says he's going to give up sweets for Lent. The third priest's
>> > attention had wandered to a passing woman wearing 4 inch heels and a
>> > tiny skirt when the first priest asks him what he was going to give
>> > up for Lent. After regaining control of himself he returns to the
>> > conversation and replies, 'Celibacy.'[/color]
>>
>> fwap
>>
>> And you're late
>>
>> :-)
>>
>> Natalie, Crucifix-carrying Catholic for 31 years[/color]
>
> What did you give up for Lent?[/color]

Swearing
[color=blue]
>This year my wife gave up being right.
> But when Easter arrived she was back at it with a vengeance.[/color]

*fwap* We're always right - don't forget that.

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0elrgaj1n6u10001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
>> Wickeddoll®, 5/2/2006,6:55:16 PM, wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:xn0elqq5xntjtu000@news.readfreenews.net...
>>> > Three priests are chatting when the first priest says he's going to
>>> > give up red meat for Lent. The second priest thinks for a minute
>>> > and says he's going to give up sweets for Lent. The third priest's
>>> > attention had wandered to a passing woman wearing 4 inch heels and a
>>> > tiny skirt when the first priest asks him what he was going to give
>>> > up for Lent. After regaining control of himself he returns to the
>>> > conversation and replies, 'Celibacy.'
>>>
>>> fwap
>>>
>>> And you're late
>>>
>>> :-)
>>>
>>> Natalie, Crucifix-carrying Catholic for 31 years[/color]
>>
>> What did you give up for Lent?[/color]
>
> Swearing
>[color=green]
>>This year my wife gave up being right.
>> But when Easter arrived she was back at it with a vengeance.[/color]
>
> *fwap* We're always right - don't forget that.
>[/color]

Well, you're not always right, but you're never wrong. I remember that one
....

"Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0elrgaj1n6u10001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>>> Wickeddoll®, 5/2/2006,6:55:16 PM, wrote:
>>>> > Three priests are chatting when the first priest says he's going to
>>>> > give up red meat for Lent. The second priest thinks for a minute
>>>> > and says he's going to give up sweets for Lent. The third priest's
>>>> > attention had wandered to a passing woman wearing 4 inch heels and a
>>>> > tiny skirt when the first priest asks him what he was going to give
>>>> > up for Lent. After regaining control of himself he returns to the
>>>> > conversation and replies, 'Celibacy.'
>>>>
>>>> fwap
>>>>
>>>> And you're late
>>>>
>>>> :-)
>>>>
>>>> Natalie, Crucifix-carrying Catholic for 31 years
>>>
>>> What did you give up for Lent?[/color]
>>
>> Swearing
>>[color=darkred]
>>>This year my wife gave up being right.
>>> But when Easter arrived she was back at it with a vengeance.[/color]
>>
>> *fwap* We're always right - don't forget that.
>>[/color]
>
> Well, you're not always right, but you're never wrong. I remember that
> one[/color]

Damned straight!

;-)

Natalie