Re: OT - Bulgaria nationalizes its gas fields

Art, 5/2/2006,10:57:40 PM, wrote:
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> So I am wondering what else can go wrong while Bush is in the White
> House. I'm thinking we are due for an invasion by Martians. And they
> probably carry the bird flue virus. And they thrive on nuclear
> radiation and use radioactive isotopes as good luck charms.[/color]

I don't know what else can happen, but I know whatever it is you will
blame Bush.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Art, 5/2/2006,10:57:40 PM, wrote:
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>> So I am wondering what else can go wrong while Bush is in the White
>> House. I'm thinking we are due for an invasion by Martians. And they
>> probably carry the bird flue virus. And they thrive on nuclear
>> radiation and use radioactive isotopes as good luck charms.[/color]
>
> I don't know what else can happen, but I know whatever it is you will
> blame Bush.[/color]


If the Martians attack Earth it will indeed be Bush's fault. As you should
be aware, Bush announced his intention for a manned mission to mars. He did
that without any diplomatic relations with the Martians whatsoever. They
naturally would view us as occupiers and their attack would be a reasonable
reaction from their point of view.

Art, 5/3/2006,1:23:58 AM, wrote:
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>
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0elrgci1n9lr3002@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
> > Art, 5/2/2006,10:57:40 PM, wrote:
> >[color=darkred]
> > > So I am wondering what else can go wrong while Bush is in the
> > > White House. I'm thinking we are due for an invasion by Martians.
> > > And they probably carry the bird flue virus. And they thrive on
> > > nuclear radiation and use radioactive isotopes as good luck
> > > charms.[/color]
> >
> > I don't know what else can happen, but I know whatever it is you
> > will blame Bush.[/color]
>
>
> If the Martians attack Earth it will indeed be Bush's fault. As you
> should be aware, Bush announced his intention for a manned mission to
> mars. He did that without any diplomatic relations with the Martians
> whatsoever. They naturally would view us as occupiers and their
> attack would be a reasonable reaction from their point of view.[/color]

How can you say that? Don't you know that we are the original
Martians? When we used up all the natural resources of Mars our
ancestors started looking for another place to send us. Earth was the
most likely destination so they dropped off a young couple to restart
the population. Every so often some of those who stayed behind come
back to check on our progress and give us some assistance with
technology.

Since GWB is President he knows these secrets and wants to re-establish
good will with Mars again and that is why we are returning to say Thank
You to them. Not only that, he knows they are low on resources so he's
willing to share some of what is on Earth for their needs. You've
heard of One World -- we call this One Solar System.

Despite what you think, GWB is a compassionate conservative and has
demonstrated that numerous times by opening up the treasury to projects
most people would be to selfish to consider. It's time for you to look
at him in a different light.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Art, 5/3/2006,1:23:58 AM, wrote:
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>>
>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0elrgci1n9lr3002@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>> > Art, 5/2/2006,10:57:40 PM, wrote:
>> >
>> > > So I am wondering what else can go wrong while Bush is in the
>> > > White House. I'm thinking we are due for an invasion by Martians.
>> > > And they probably carry the bird flue virus. And they thrive on
>> > > nuclear radiation and use radioactive isotopes as good luck
>> > > charms.
>> >
>> > I don't know what else can happen, but I know whatever it is you
>> > will blame Bush.[/color]
>>
>>
>> If the Martians attack Earth it will indeed be Bush's fault. As you
>> should be aware, Bush announced his intention for a manned mission to
>> mars. He did that without any diplomatic relations with the Martians
>> whatsoever. They naturally would view us as occupiers and their
>> attack would be a reasonable reaction from their point of view.[/color]
>
> How can you say that? Don't you know that we are the original
> Martians? When we used up all the natural resources of Mars our
> ancestors started looking for another place to send us. Earth was the
> most likely destination so they dropped off a young couple to restart
> the population. Every so often some of those who stayed behind come
> back to check on our progress and give us some assistance with
> technology.
>
> Since GWB is President he knows these secrets and wants to re-establish
> good will with Mars again and that is why we are returning to say Thank
> You to them. Not only that, he knows they are low on resources so he's
> willing to share some of what is on Earth for their needs. You've
> heard of One World -- we call this One Solar System.
>
> Despite what you think, GWB is a compassionate conservative and has
> demonstrated that numerous times by opening up the treasury to projects
> most people would be to selfish to consider. It's time for you to look
> at him in a different light.[/color]


Now you are being completely ridiculous. It is common knowledge that the
first 2 martians which were dropped off on earth to become earthlings were
dropped off near Iraq and that is near where mankind got its start on Earth.
Our return to Mars would mirror the US return to Iraq. We would indeed be
viewed as occupiers on Mars just as in Iraq.

Art, 5/3/2006, 10:33:20 AM,
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>
> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:xn0els59s241bkv001@news.readfreenews.net...[color=green]
> > Art, 5/3/2006,1:23:58 AM, wrote:
> >[color=darkred]
> > >
> >>"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
> > > news:xn0elrgci1n9lr3002@news.readfreenews.net...
> >>> Art, 5/2/2006,10:57:40 PM, wrote:
> > > >
> >>> > So I am wondering what else can go wrong while Bush is in the
> >>> > White House. I'm thinking we are due for an invasion by[/color][/color]
> Martians. >>> > And they probably carry the bird flue virus. And
> they thrive on >>> > nuclear radiation and use radioactive isotopes
> as good luck >>> > charms.[color=green][color=darkred]
> > > >
> >>> I don't know what else can happen, but I know whatever it is you
> >>> will blame Bush.
> > >
> > >
> > > If the Martians attack Earth it will indeed be Bush's fault. As
> > > you should be aware, Bush announced his intention for a manned
> > > mission to mars. He did that without any diplomatic relations
> > > with the Martians whatsoever. They naturally would view us as
> > > occupiers and their attack would be a reasonable reaction from
> > > their point of view.[/color]
> >
> > How can you say that? Don't you know that we are the original
> > Martians? When we used up all the natural resources of Mars our
> > ancestors started looking for another place to send us. Earth was
> > the most likely destination so they dropped off a young couple to
> > restart the population. Every so often some of those who stayed
> > behind come back to check on our progress and give us some
> > assistance with technology.
> >
> > Since GWB is President he knows these secrets and wants to
> > re-establish good will with Mars again and that is why we are
> > returning to say Thank You to them. Not only that, he knows they
> > are low on resources so he's willing to share some of what is on
> > Earth for their needs. You've heard of One World -- we call this
> > One Solar System.
> >
> > Despite what you think, GWB is a compassionate conservative and has
> > demonstrated that numerous times by opening up the treasury to
> > projects most people would be to selfish to consider. It's time
> > for you to look at him in a different light.[/color]
>
>
> Now you are being completely ridiculous. It is common knowledge that
> the first 2 martians which were dropped off on earth to become
> earthlings were dropped off near Iraq and that is near where mankind
> got its start on Earth. Our return to Mars would mirror the US return
> to Iraq. We would indeed be viewed as occupiers on Mars just as in
> Iraq.[/color]

Perhaps so, but you must consider the view of Earth we would have. We
could colonize Mars again and sell condominiums for outrageous
properties that the rich would buy up immediately. The cost involved
in going to Mars would be recuperated through the checkbooks of Dick
Cheney VII and GWB XII. You ought to like that.