OT: Holy Crap! Paris Hilton loses a SECOND Billionaire!

She and Greek shipping billionaire Stavros are history! Damn, maybe
she shoulda stuck with the first Greek shipping billionaire! She actually
was engaged to Number One. Remember him? He was named
"Paris Latsis." They shared a first name!

Number Two (Stavros) just seems to go through Hollywood celebs, having
dated one of the Olson twins before Paris. And now he's been seen with
"Mean Girls" and "Herbie Goes Bananas" actress Lyndsay Lohan. A showbiz
news report says, "Paris Hilton's ex of two days is already chasing
Lindsay Lohan."

Damn, I guess Paris just has to settle for a millionaire now. LOL

Paris, billionaires don't come easy, and you've now had two! LOL

(Sorry, but I can't resist reading the showbiz tripe. It's so
frilly--I love it!)

I'll bet anybody $300 she doesn't find and marry a THIRD billionaire!

I wouldn't touch her with YOUR pole! She's a skank. A very rich skank, but
still a skank.




"Built_Well" <bw@bbbb.com> wrote in message
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> She and Greek shipping billionaire Stavros are history! Damn, maybe
> she shoulda stuck with the first Greek shipping billionaire! She actually
> was engaged to Number One. Remember him? He was named
> "Paris Latsis." They shared a first name!
>
> Number Two (Stavros) just seems to go through Hollywood celebs, having
> dated one of the Olson twins before Paris. And now he's been seen with
> "Mean Girls" and "Herbie Goes Bananas" actress Lyndsay Lohan. A showbiz
> news report says, "Paris Hilton's ex of two days is already chasing
> Lindsay Lohan."
>
> Damn, I guess Paris just has to settle for a millionaire now. LOL
>
> Paris, billionaires don't come easy, and you've now had two! LOL
>
> (Sorry, but I can't resist reading the showbiz tripe. It's so
> frilly--I love it!)
>
> I'll bet anybody $300 she doesn't find and marry a THIRD billionaire!
>
>[/color]

"Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>I wouldn't touch her with YOUR pole! She's a skank. A very rich skank, but
>still a skank.
>[/color]

Big time

Natalie[color=blue]
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>
>
> "Built_Well" <bw@bbbb.com> wrote in message
> news:kMGdnZpbXMREzcPZRVn-og@sysmatrix.net...[color=green]
>>
>> She and Greek shipping billionaire Stavros are history! Damn, maybe
>> she shoulda stuck with the first Greek shipping billionaire! She
>> actually
>> was engaged to Number One. Remember him? He was named
>> "Paris Latsis." They shared a first name!
>>
>> Number Two (Stavros) just seems to go through Hollywood celebs,
>> having
>> dated one of the Olson twins before Paris. And now he's been seen with
>> "Mean Girls" and "Herbie Goes Bananas" actress Lyndsay Lohan. A showbiz
>> news report says, "Paris Hilton's ex of two days is already chasing
>> Lindsay Lohan."
>>
>> Damn, I guess Paris just has to settle for a millionaire now. LOL
>>
>> Paris, billionaires don't come easy, and you've now had two! LOL
>>
>> (Sorry, but I can't resist reading the showbiz tripe. It's so
>> frilly--I love it!)
>>
>> I'll bet anybody $300 she doesn't find and marry a THIRD
>> billionaire!
>>
>>[/color]
>[/color]

the word that comes to mind to describe her is "vapid".

"Built_Well" <bw@bbbb.com> wrote in message
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>
> She and Greek shipping billionaire Stavros are history! Damn, maybe
> she shoulda stuck with the first Greek shipping billionaire! She actually
> was engaged to Number One. Remember him? He was named
> "Paris Latsis." They shared a first name![/color]

A blonde headed ditz that can't figure out how to get an old pickup truck in
reverse.

Who would have figured?

I'd rather talk about George Bush. At least he has some bearing on where the
country goes.
Not some rich spoiled brat bimbo.
Even Tom Cruise is better cannon fodder than this bleached blonde bimbo.

Hachiroku wrote:[color=blue]
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> ....ditz that can't figure out how to get an old pickup truck
> in reverse.[/color]


Yeah, but who's the bigger ditz? Paris Hilton or George Bush? ;-)

Or maybe bird-hunting Dick Cheney!! Now you can't tell me Paris Hilton

has ever done anything more ditzy (dizzier?) than that?! Cheney's

so lucky the lawyer he hit didn't die. Cheney: the ultimate ditz. LOL

Typo on my part:

diZzier = diTzier / more ditzy.

Or should it be ditzYer? Perhaps we should ask Cheney.

Or maybe ask one of the PEDANTS in the group [chuckle] :-P

PEDANT: one who is pedantic. Pronounced "Pee-Dint." Just kidding, don't

take offense :-)

One time some years ago - I was about 12 - I was living in SE Texas -
everyone hunted.

Bunch of us kid-types went out I had a .22. I saw a water moccasin
within a few feet of me and I shot it. I doubt if my brothers foot
was a foot away when I hit it. I never saw him, just the snake.
However a snake bite would probably have killed him and it was within
distance to do it.

So shit happens all the time.

I now life in northern California and usually several people killed
each year deer hunting and I am sure we never hear of the ones
peppered with shot while water fowl hunting. Just a fact of life that
happens to ordinary folks.

Ron

ron wrote:[color=blue]
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> Just a fact of life that happens to ordinary folks.[/color]



Yeah, but Cheney was drinking a little earlier in the day. Correct
me if I'm wrong, but isn't that's strictly forbidden by hunters?

Not even the tiniest sip is acceptable prior to the hunt, according to
arch-conservative Tucker Carlsson, who is an avid hunter. Carlsson, a
usual supporter of Cheney, lambasted the V.P. for taking a drink.

That makes Cheney the Ditz of All Ditzes.

And had the six-foot tall bird died, you gotta wonder if that drink
might have led to manslaughter charges against Cheney. The Veep is
very lucky, and so is Bush. Woulda been a political circus.

"Built_Well" <bw@bbbb.com> wrote in message
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> Yeah, but Cheney was drinking a little earlier in the day. Correct
> me if I'm wrong, but isn't that's strictly forbidden by hunters?
>[/color]

Cheney had one beer at lunch, and the accident happened after 6 PM.

Interestingly, Cheney was once peppered with buckshot by a fellow hunter
years ago. It was recently reported in the media, but not very widely.

I might give a bit more background. I was an engineer with the USFS.
During deer season we all "patrolled" for fires especially visiting
hunter camps.

Many of them started boozing a couple of days before season opened.
Most so shit faced night before they couldn't find gun for puking - a
rite of passage I guess.

I could not cite them for drunk except in a vehicle or organized
recreation area.

This was 10+ years ago, imagine it hasn't changed.

I know in the waterfowl season its damned cold up around Tulelake -
Most that I am aware of take a bit of "warmer".

Don't have any idea about Cheney but with his heart problems doubt he
had very much.

Ron

I'm gonna start calling him Ditz Cheney.

D I T Z CHENEY

lol.

Jeff Strickland wrote:
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>I wouldn't touch her with YOUR pole! She's a skank. A very rich skank, but
>still a skank.[/color]

I like her.

"dizzy" <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
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> Jeff Strickland wrote:
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>>I wouldn't touch her with YOUR pole! She's a skank. A very rich skank, but
>>still a skank.[/color]
>
> I like her.
>[/color]

Figures.

Speaking of figures, Paris hasn't got one.

On Mon, 08 May 2006 13:07:10 -0500, Built_Well wrote:
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> ron wrote:[color=green]
>>.
>> Just a fact of life that happens to ordinary folks.[/color]
>
>
>
> Yeah, but Cheney was drinking a little earlier in the day. Correct
> me if I'm wrong, but isn't that's strictly forbidden by hunters?[/color]

LOL! There's a reason I don't go hunting, and it ain't cause I don't like
eating Bambi!
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>
> Not even the tiniest sip is acceptable prior to the hunt, according to
> arch-conservative Tucker Carlsson, who is an avid hunter. Carlsson, a
> usual supporter of Cheney, lambasted the V.P. for taking a drink.
>
> That makes Cheney the Ditz of All Ditzes.
>
> And had the six-foot tall bird died, you gotta wonder if that drink
> might have led to manslaughter charges against Cheney. The Veep is
> very lucky, and so is Bush. Woulda been a political circus.[/color]