{OT} prosthetic -->joke<--

After a terrible car accident, a man awoke to find himself in a
hospital, surrounded by a group of doctors who informed him that his
penis has been amputated and that they'd have to replace it with a
prosthetic. They assured him that all of his functions would be normal
and that he wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Finally, one
doctor concluded, "We can give you a small-sized penis for $2,000, a
medium-sized one for $5,000, or an extra-large one for $10,000. I
realize that's a lot of money, so take your time and talk it over with
your wife."

When the doctor came back into the room he found the man staring sadly
at the floor. "We've decided," the man told him as he choked back
tears. "My wife says she'd rather have a new kitchen."

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>After a terrible car accident, a man awoke to find himself in a
>hospital,[/color]

My ribs!...probably your best one yet... :)

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-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

Gord Beaman, 5/8/2006, 10:50:23 AM,
<bbjf32dgn9ev8lp1cs5a89ldvale4lu1q6@4ax.com> wrote:
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> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > After a terrible car accident, a man awoke to find himself in a
> > hospital,[/color]
>
> My ribs!...probably your best one yet... :)[/color]

I'm glad you liked it. I was starting to wonder if I had lost my
audience.

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0elz5pj1aism7000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> After a terrible car accident, a man awoke to find himself in a
> hospital, surrounded by a group of doctors who informed him that his
> penis has been amputated and that they'd have to replace it with a
> prosthetic. They assured him that all of his functions would be normal
> and that he wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Finally, one
> doctor concluded, "We can give you a small-sized penis for $2,000, a
> medium-sized one for $5,000, or an extra-large one for $10,000. I
> realize that's a lot of money, so take your time and talk it over with
> your wife."
>
> When the doctor came back into the room he found the man staring sadly
> at the floor. "We've decided," the man told him as he choked back
> tears. "My wife says she'd rather have a new kitchen."[/color]

LOL I was gonna say new car...

Natalie

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>Gord Beaman, 5/8/2006, 10:50:23 AM,
><bbjf32dgn9ev8lp1cs5a89ldvale4lu1q6@4ax.com> wrote:
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>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>> > After a terrible car accident, a man awoke to find himself in a
>> > hospital,[/color]
>>
>> My ribs!...probably your best one yet... :)[/color]
>
>I'm glad you liked it. I was starting to wonder if I had lost my
>audience.[/color]

Hell no!...I live for 'em...
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-Gord.
(use gordon in email)