{OT} etiquette -->joke<--

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her
students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a
prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the
toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going to take a piss."

The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Johnny replied, "Sorry, but I need to go to the toilet. I'll be back in a
minute."

The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet'
during a meal, is unpleasant."

So Charlie says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go
shake hands with a personal friend whom I hope to be able to introduce you
to after dinner."

The teacher passed out.