OT- Strong like bull!

In Longmeadow MA yesterday a woman pretending to work for the Union News
tried to gain access into senior homes by lying she was taking a survey.
Every person refused her request to let her in except one man in his 70's.
Once she was in she pointed a gun at him and said she was going to rob him.
He said the gun wouldn't fire, so she pulled out a knife. There was a
struggle.
When the man's wife came home she found the woman pinned under a chair and
her husband sitting on the chair holding her down. He a had a few cuts but
otherwise he was all right.
An attorney for the woman publicly announced it was all a misunderstanding.

"mark_digital©" <xxx976@comcast.com> wrote in message
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> In Longmeadow MA yesterday a woman pretending to work for the Union News
> tried to gain access into senior homes by lying she was taking a survey.
> Every person refused her request to let her in except one man in his 70's.
> Once she was in she pointed a gun at him and said she was going to rob
> him. He said the gun wouldn't fire, so she pulled out a knife. There was a
> struggle.
> When the man's wife came home she found the woman pinned under a chair and
> her husband sitting on the chair holding her down. He a had a few cuts but
> otherwise he was all right.
> An attorney for the woman publicly announced it was all a
> misunderstanding.[/color]

Yeah, SHE misunderstood that pointing a gun and then a knife at somebody
would result in getting her ass kicked.

=?iso-8859-1?Q?mark=5Fdigital=A9?= <xxx976@comcast.com> writes:
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> In Longmeadow MA yesterday a woman pretending to work for the
> Union News tried to gain access into senior homes by lying she
> was taking a survey.[/color]

[...]

Was the woman driving a Toyota?



Geoff

--
"When life hands you a lemon, pull out a gun and start shooting."

"Geoff Miller" <geoffm@u1.netgate.net> wrote in message
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> =?iso-8859-1?Q?mark=5Fdigital=A9?= <xxx976@comcast.com> writes:
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>> In Longmeadow MA yesterday a woman pretending to work for the
>> Union News tried to gain access into senior homes by lying she
>> was taking a survey.[/color]
>
> [...]
>
> Was the woman driving a Toyota?
>
>
>
> Geoff
>
> --
> "When life hands you a lemon, pull out a gun and start shooting."
>[/color]

No, that's why it's an off-topic post.

No it was at the dealers, she was trying to get enough money to pay the bill
;)


mike hunt


"Geoff Miller" <geoffm@u1.netgate.net> wrote in message
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> =?iso-8859-1?Q?mark=5Fdigital=A9?= <xxx976@comcast.com> writes:
>[color=green]
>> In Longmeadow MA yesterday a woman pretending to work for the
>> Union News tried to gain access into senior homes by lying she
>> was taking a survey.[/color]
>
> [...]
>
> Was the woman driving a Toyota?
>
>
>
> Geoff
>
> --
> "When life hands you a lemon, pull out a gun and start shooting."
>[/color]

"Geoff Miller" <geoffm@u1.netgate.net> wrote in message
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> =?iso-8859-1?Q?mark=5Fdigital=A9?= <xxx976@comcast.com> writes:
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>> In Longmeadow MA yesterday a woman pretending to work for the
>> Union News tried to gain access into senior homes by lying she
>> was taking a survey.[/color]
>
> [...]
>
> Was the woman driving a Toyota?
>
>
>
> Geoff
>[/color]
I don't know. But I'm sure she wasn't hauled off in a Toyota.

mark_

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> "Geoff Miller" <geoffm@u1.netgate.net> wrote in message
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>> =?iso-8859-1?Q?mark=5Fdigital=A9?= <xxx976@comcast.com> writes:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> In Longmeadow MA yesterday a woman pretending to work for the
>>> Union News tried to gain access into senior homes by lying she
>>> was taking a survey.[/color]
>>
>> [...]
>>
>> Was the woman driving a Toyota?
>>
>>
>>
>> Geoff
>>[/color]
> I don't know. But I'm sure she wasn't hauled off in a Toyota.
>
> mark_[/color]

I take it back. I read some municipalities are now using hybrids for small
errands, but I don't know if Longmeadow is ahead of the curve so to speak.

I wonder if a woman's prison is also called a pokey?

"Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "mark_digital©" <xxx976@comcast.com> wrote in message
> news:KsGdnXSz8f0r_eTZnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@comcast.com...[color=green]
>> In Longmeadow MA yesterday a woman pretending to work for the Union News
>> tried to gain access into senior homes by lying she was taking a survey.
>> Every person refused her request to let her in except one man in his
>> 70's. Once she was in she pointed a gun at him and said she was going to
>> rob him. He said the gun wouldn't fire, so she pulled out a knife. There
>> was a struggle.
>> When the man's wife came home she found the woman pinned under a chair
>> and her husband sitting on the chair holding her down. He a had a few
>> cuts but otherwise he was all right.
>> An attorney for the woman publicly announced it was all a
>> misunderstanding.[/color]
>
> Yeah, SHE misunderstood that pointing a gun and then a knife at somebody
> would result in getting her ass kicked.[/color]

LOL YEAH

GO grandpa!

Natalie

"Geoff Miller" <geoffm@u1.netgate.net> wrote in message
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> =?iso-8859-1?Q?mark=5Fdigital=A9?= <xxx976@comcast.com> writes:
>[color=green]
>> In Longmeadow MA yesterday a woman pretending to work for the
>> Union News tried to gain access into senior homes by lying she
>> was taking a survey.[/color]
>
> [...]
>
> Was the woman driving a Toyota?
>
>
>
> Geoff[/color]

um... it's clearly marked off-topic

Natalie

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> "mark_digital©" <xxx976@comcast.com> wrote in message
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>> "Geoff Miller" <geoffm@u1.netgate.net> wrote in message
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>>>
>>>
>>> =?iso-8859-1?Q?mark=5Fdigital=A9?= <xxx976@comcast.com> writes:
>>>
>>>> In Longmeadow MA yesterday a woman pretending to work for the
>>>> Union News tried to gain access into senior homes by lying she
>>>> was taking a survey.
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>> Was the woman driving a Toyota?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Geoff
>>>[/color]
>> I don't know. But I'm sure she wasn't hauled off in a Toyota.
>>
>> mark_[/color]
>
> I take it back. I read some municipalities are now using hybrids for
> small errands, but I don't know if Longmeadow is ahead of the curve so to
> speak.
>
> I wonder if a woman's prison is also called a pokey?[/color]

Five words:

put..the..crack..pipe..down

Natalie

Wickeddoll® <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> writes:

: Was the woman driving a Toyota?
[color=blue]
> um... it's clearly marked off-topic[/color]


Oh, well, that makes it okay, then.

*snort*



Geoff

--
"We Meldrick. Resissance is futile, yo. Y'all bess
juss 'pare t'be assimilated." -- Jim Hill

"Geoff Miller" <geoffm@u1.netgate.net> wrote in message
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>
> Wickeddoll® <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> writes:
>
> : Was the woman driving a Toyota?
>[color=green]
>> um... it's clearly marked off-topic[/color]
>
>
> Oh, well, that makes it okay, then.
>
> *snort*
>
>
>
> Geoff[/color]

*fwap*

YOU of all people shouldn't be whining about OT posts.

:-P

Natalie

Wickeddoll® <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> admonishes:
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> *fwap*[/color]
[color=blue]
> YOU of all people shouldn't be whining about OT posts.[/color]


Oh, foo. I may participate in them once they've begun, but I
don't start 'em.




Geoff

--
"Yep, ain't it a shame? Here we stand, with our Cokes, our
Beavis-n-Buttheads and our carrier battlegroups. We rule.
You suck." -- Ken Strayhorn

"Geoff Miller" <geoffm@u1.netgate.net> wrote in message
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>
> Wickeddoll® <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> admonishes:
>[color=green]
>> *fwap*[/color]
>[color=green]
>> YOU of all people shouldn't be whining about OT posts.[/color]
>
>
> Oh, foo. I may participate in them once they've begun, but I
> don't start 'em.
>[/color]

We share the same philosophy.

"Truckdude" <notemail@cox.net> wrote in message
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> "Geoff Miller" <geoffm@u1.netgate.net> wrote in message
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>>
>> Wickeddoll® <wickeddoll1958DIEspammersDIE@yahoo.com> admonishes:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> *fwap*[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>> YOU of all people shouldn't be whining about OT posts.[/color]
>>
>>
>> Oh, foo. I may participate in them once they've begun, but I
>> don't start 'em.
>>[/color]
>
> We share the same philosophy.
>[/color]
It's the same thing, really - if you participate, you're encouraging
others, so foo right back to both of you.

:-P

Natalie