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AMERICA: Passing the Blame...

We just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3
lawyers for every citizen. We come up with the best reasons to blame
others for our own problems. Here's a small list...

If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she's holding in her lap
while driving, she blames the restaurant.

If your teen-age son kills himself or then next door neighbors, you
blame the rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.

If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the
school for poor sex education.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you
blame the bartender.

If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with
heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun
manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the
pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother
of the deceased blames the airline.

I guess I'll just never understand the world as it is anymore...
So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this
computer while sending you this joke - I want you to blame Bill Gates,
OK?

In article <xn0enqeh32v1gi8000@news.readfreenews.net>
[email]REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com[/email] "badgolferman" writes:
[color=blue]
> So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of
> this computer while sending you this joke - I want you to blame
> Bill Gates, OK?[/color]

I wouldn't want to be seen dead running Windows. And I certainly
wouldn't want my friends to tell the world about it. ;-)
--
Andrew Stephenson

badgolferman <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:[color=blue]
> AMERICA: Passing the Blame...[/color]
[color=blue]
> We just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3
> lawyers for every citizen. We come up with the best reasons to blame
> others for our own problems. Here's a small list...[/color]
[color=blue]
> If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she's holding in her lap
> while driving, she blames the restaurant.[/color]

She wasn't driving and the company knew their coffee was dangerous.

[url]http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm[/url]

She did not burn her thighs it was something between them

Actually it was her vibrator that exploded and made her spill the
coffee because she was trying to change the batteries in her vibrator
while driving and using it

As you know then women can do many things at the time and she had got
the batteries at the bar she came from not a restaurant

It was an irish coffee and not much coffee in it and not enough cream



badgolferman wrote:[color=blue]
> If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she's holding in her lap
> while driving, she blames the restaurant.[/color]

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> AMERICA: Passing the Blame...
>
> We just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3
> lawyers for every citizen. We come up with the best reasons to blame
> others for our own problems. Here's a small list...
>
> If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she's holding in her lap
> while driving, she blames the restaurant.
>[/color]

Holds hot coffee between her knees in a sports car, no less.

[color=blue]
> If your teen-age son kills himself or then next door neighbors, you
> blame the rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.
>
> If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
> your family blames the tobacco company.
>
> If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the
> school for poor sex education.
>
> If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you
> blame the bartender.
>
> If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with
> heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones.
>
> If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.
>
> If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun
> manufacturer.
>
> And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the
> pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother
> of the deceased blames the airline.
>
> I guess I'll just never understand the world as it is anymore...
> So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this
> computer while sending you this joke - I want you to blame Bill Gates,
> OK?[/color]

<someone@somewhere.org> wrote in message
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> badgolferman <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:[color=green]
>> AMERICA: Passing the Blame...[/color]
>[color=green]
>> We just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of 3
>> lawyers for every citizen. We come up with the best reasons to blame
>> others for our own problems. Here's a small list...[/color]
>[color=green]
>> If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she's holding in her lap
>> while driving, she blames the restaurant.[/color]
>
> She wasn't driving and the company knew their coffee was dangerous.
>[/color]

SHE knew the coffee was dangerous, and she bought it anyway. And, she bought
it in perhaps the worst possible environment to be in for carrying around
hot coffee.

Everybody knows that hot coffee tastes better, after your taste buds recover
from the third degree burns.



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> [url]http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm[/url]
>[/color]

"Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>[/color]
[color=blue]
>
> Everybody knows that hot coffee tastes better, after your taste buds
> recover from the third degree burns.
>[/color]

McDonald's coffee needs all the help it can get to taste better!
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"Ray O" <rokigawaATtristarassociatesDOTcom> wrote in message
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> "Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>>[/color]
>[color=green]
>>
>> Everybody knows that hot coffee tastes better, after your taste buds
>> recover from the third degree burns.
>>[/color]
>
> McDonald's coffee needs all the help it can get to taste better![/color]


I'm sure yo had no intention of suggesting that the coffee tasted better
after she poured it in her lap (trying to NOT be too descriptive of where
the coffee really went). Who would know that the coffee was better?

Jeff Strickland, 6/23/2006,8:26:19 PM, wrote:
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> > McDonald's coffee needs all the help it can get to taste better![/color]
>
>
> I'm sure yo had no intention of suggesting that the coffee tasted
> better after she poured it in her lap (trying to NOT be too
> descriptive of where the coffee really went). Who would know that the
> coffee was better?[/color]

If I remember correctly, she would need coffee in her lap for anyone to
get that close to it, if you know what I mean...

On 24 Jun 2006 01:09:14 GMT, "badgolferman"
<REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>Jeff Strickland, 6/23/2006,8:26:19 PM, wrote:
>[color=green][color=darkred]
>> > McDonald's coffee needs all the help it can get to taste better![/color]
>>
>>
>> I'm sure yo had no intention of suggesting that the coffee tasted
>> better after she poured it in her lap (trying to NOT be too
>> descriptive of where the coffee really went). Who would know that the
>> coffee was better?[/color]
>
>If I remember correctly, she would need coffee in her lap for anyone to
>get that close to it, if you know what I mean...[/color]

LOL....

Like the test a local DJ did asking if they would go to bed with Helen
Thomas for a million bucks....

[url]http://www.schnittshow.com/main.html[/url]

He took the picture down....but it would take more than a million
bucks....LOL

Scott in Florida, 6/23/2006,9:32:11 PM, wrote:
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> Like the test a local DJ did asking if they would go to bed with Helen
> Thomas for a million bucks....[/color]

Which would be worse...?
Helen Thomas or Madeline Albright or Janet Reno?

On 24 Jun 2006 01:47:40 GMT, "badgolferman"
<REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>Scott in Florida, 6/23/2006,9:32:11 PM, wrote:
>[color=green]
>> Like the test a local DJ did asking if they would go to bed with Helen
>> Thomas for a million bucks....[/color]
>
>Which would be worse...?
>Helen Thomas or Madeline Albright or Janet Reno?[/color]

Now you are hitting close to home....

Janet [[[[[[shaky}}}}} Reno is my girl friend...LOL

Jeez what a three some.

What a choice....

Door 1 2 or 3

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>> "Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>>>[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> Everybody knows that hot coffee tastes better, after your taste buds
>>> recover from the third degree burns.
>>>[/color]
>>
>> McDonald's coffee needs all the help it can get to taste better![/color]
>
>
> I'm sure yo had no intention of suggesting that the coffee tasted better
> after she poured it in her lap (trying to NOT be too descriptive of where
> the coffee really went). Who would know that the coffee was better?
>
>[/color]

Naw, I was suggesting that perhaps McDonald's was serving the coffee hot
enough to burn taste buds so that people didn't mind the taste ;-)
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Ray O
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> "Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> "Ray O" <rokigawaATtristarassociatesDOTcom> wrote in message
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>>>
>>> "Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Everybody knows that hot coffee tastes better, after your taste buds
>>>> recover from the third degree burns.
>>>>
>>>
>>> McDonald's coffee needs all the help it can get to taste better![/color]
>>
>>
>> I'm sure yo had no intention of suggesting that the coffee tasted better
>> after she poured it in her lap (trying to NOT be too descriptive of where
>> the coffee really went). Who would know that the coffee was better?
>>
>>[/color]
>
> Naw, I was suggesting that perhaps McDonald's was serving the coffee hot
> enough to burn taste buds so that people didn't mind the taste ;-)[/color]


Didn't mind the taste of what, the woman's ... lap?

that's just wrong. ;-)

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>>>>
>>>> "Jeff Strickland" <crwlr@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Everybody knows that hot coffee tastes better, after your taste buds
>>>>> recover from the third degree burns.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> McDonald's coffee needs all the help it can get to taste better!
>>>
>>>
>>> I'm sure yo had no intention of suggesting that the coffee tasted better
>>> after she poured it in her lap (trying to NOT be too descriptive of
>>> where the coffee really went). Who would know that the coffee was
>>> better?
>>>
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Naw, I was suggesting that perhaps McDonald's was serving the coffee hot
>> enough to burn taste buds so that people didn't mind the taste ;-)[/color]
>
>
> Didn't mind the taste of what, the woman's ... lap?
>
> that's just wrong. ;-)
>[/color]
Groan!
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Ray O
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