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{OT} mcgreggor -->joke<--
McGreggor - the Fence-Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.
Old Man speaks; "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that
fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with
me own two hands. I piled it for months. But do they call me
McGreggor-the Fence-Builder? Nooooo!"
Then the old man gestured at the bar.
"Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed
that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own
hard labor, for eight days. But do they call me McGreggor-the Bar
Builder? Nooooooo!"
Then the old man points out the window.
"Eh, Laddy, look out to sea... Do ya see that pier that stretches out
as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me
back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGreggor-the
Pier-Builder? Nooooo!"
Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is
paying attention and says: " But ya fuck one goat... "
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