Lexus's Are Awesome

When I first read this I laughed so hard the tears ran down my
leg... (The caps aren't mine)





BOUGHT A NEW LEXUS RX400H, AND RETURNED TO THE DEALER THE NEXT DAY
COMPLAINING THAT I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW THE RADIO WORKED. THE
SALESMAN EXPLAINED THAT THE RADIO WAS VOICE ACTIVATED AND THEN HE
SAID " NELSON." THE RADIO REPLIED, "RICKEY OR WILLIE?" "WILLIE" HE
CONTINUED AND "ON THE ROAD AGAIN" CAME FROM THE SPEAKERS.
I DROVE AWAY HAPPY AND FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS EVERY TIME I WOULD SAY
"BEETHOVEN" I'D GET BEAUTIFUL CLASSICAL MUSIC, AND IF I SAID "
BEATLES" I'D GET ONE OF THEIR AWESOME SONGS.
ONE DAY A COUPLE RAN A RED LIGHT AND NEARLY CREAMED MY NEW CAR, BUT
I SWERVED IN TIME TO AVOID THEM. ''ASSHOLES!!'' I YELLED.

THE FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM BEGAN TO PLAY, SUNG BY JANE FONDA AND
MICHAEL MOORE, BACKED UP BY JOHN KERRY ON GUITAR, AL GORE ON DRUMS
AND BILL CLINTON ON SAX---
DAMN, I LOVE THIS CAR


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