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Lexus's Are Awesome
When I first read this I laughed so hard the tears ran down my
leg... (The caps aren't mine)
BOUGHT A NEW LEXUS RX400H, AND RETURNED TO THE DEALER THE NEXT DAY
COMPLAINING THAT I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW THE RADIO WORKED. THE
SALESMAN EXPLAINED THAT THE RADIO WAS VOICE ACTIVATED AND THEN HE
SAID " NELSON." THE RADIO REPLIED, "RICKEY OR WILLIE?" "WILLIE" HE
CONTINUED AND "ON THE ROAD AGAIN" CAME FROM THE SPEAKERS.
I DROVE AWAY HAPPY AND FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS EVERY TIME I WOULD SAY
"BEETHOVEN" I'D GET BEAUTIFUL CLASSICAL MUSIC, AND IF I SAID "
BEATLES" I'D GET ONE OF THEIR AWESOME SONGS.
ONE DAY A COUPLE RAN A RED LIGHT AND NEARLY CREAMED MY NEW CAR, BUT
I SWERVED IN TIME TO AVOID THEM. ''ASSHOLES!!'' I YELLED.
THE FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM BEGAN TO PLAY, SUNG BY JANE FONDA AND
MICHAEL MOORE, BACKED UP BY JOHN KERRY ON GUITAR, AL GORE ON DRUMS
AND BILL CLINTON ON SAX---
DAMN, I LOVE THIS CAR
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PcolaPhil
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You and I are Friends.......
You Fight, I Fight........
You Hurt, I Hurt........
You Cry, I Cry.........
You Jump Off a Bridge....
I'm Gonna Miss Your Dumb ass!!!!
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