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Old 10-13-2006, 10:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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{OT} joke - free beer

I found this in another newsgroup. :-)




A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, beer
for you, and beer for everyone who is in the bar now." After drinking,
the man starts walking out of the bar. "Hey, what about the payment?"
yells the bartender. "I have no money," answers the man. The bartender
hears that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out
into the street.

The next evening the man walks again into the bar and says to the
bartender, "Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone who is in
the bar now." The bartender thinks to himself, "The man can't be
stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, tonight he must have
enough money", and gives beer to everyone. After drinking, the man
starts walking out of the bar. "Hey, what about the payment?" yells
the bartender. "I have no money," answers the man. The bartender hears
that and beats the man as hard as he can, then throws him out into the
street.

One evening later the man walks again into the bar and says to the
bartender, "Beer for me, and beer for everyone who is now in the bar."
In disgust, the bartender asks "What, no beer for me this time?"
"No," answers the man, "you get violent when you drink."


 
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Old 10-13-2006, 01:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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"Stuart Krivis" <jd@mongo.krivis.com> wrote in message
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> "No," answers the man, "you get violent when you drink."
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Good one!

I'm reminded of the little milquetoasty fellow who walks into an East
Liverpool pub and announces:
"I've got 'ere a little list...and I want you all to know that I can lick
any man whose name appears on me list!"
There's a general muttering in the bar, when a huge man, looking a bit like
Victor McLagen, approaches the little guy and goes nose to nose with him.
"Is MY name on yer list?"
"What's yer name?"
" 'Erbert 'Awkins....with a capital aitch!:"
"Let me see......'Awkins. Yes, 'ere it is...'Erbert 'Awkins."
The big man becomes red in the face and yells
"Why you little pipsqueak! You can't lick ME!"
"I can't ?"
"Hell, no you can't !"
The little fellow reaches for a pencil and says
"Very well then....I'll just scratch yer name off me list..."


 
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