{OT} Guys, TRY to be considerate to the Little Lady...here's how!

Bob's story


It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when
they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are
oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Bob. Let me relate how I handled the
situation with my wife, Debbie. When I took "early
retirement" last year, it became necessary for
Debbie to get a full-time job along with her part-
time job, both for extra income and for the health
benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started
working, I noticed she was beginning to show her
age. I usually get home from the golf course about

the same time she gets home from work.

Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost
always says she has to rest for half an hour or so
before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake
me when she gets dinner on table.

I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is
not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished
eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on
the table for several hours after dinner. I do what
I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that
they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does
seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think.
For example she will say that it is difficult for
her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But,
boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer
encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days.
That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing
lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I
mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she
needs more rest periods. She had to take a break
when she was only half finished mowing the yard.

I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell
her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of
freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while.
And, as long as she is making one for herself, she
may as well make one for me too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the
way I support Debbie. I'm not saying that showing
this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some
will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women
get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more
tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will
consider that writing it was well worthwhile.

After all, we are put on this earth to help each
other.....

Signed,

Bob

On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:32:23 +0000, Hachiroku wrote:
[color=blue]
> Bob's story
>
>
> It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
> becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when
> they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are
> oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
>
> My name is Bob. Let me relate how I handled the
> situation with my wife, Debbie. When I took "early
> retirement" last year, it became necessary for
> Debbie to get a full-time job along with her part-
> time job, both for extra income and for the health
> benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started
> working, I noticed she was beginning to show her
> age. I usually get home from the golf course about
>
> the same time she gets home from work.
>
> Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost
> always says she has to rest for half an hour or so
> before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
> Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake
> me when she gets dinner on table.
>
> I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is
> not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door.
>
> She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished
> eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on
> the table for several hours after dinner. I do what
> I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that
> they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does
> seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
>
> Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think.
> For example she will say that it is difficult for
> her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But,
> boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer
> encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days.
> That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing
> lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I
> mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
>
> When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she
> needs more rest periods. She had to take a break
> when she was only half finished mowing the yard.
>
> I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell
> her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of
> freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while.
> And, as long as she is making one for herself, she
> may as well make one for me too.
>
> I know that I probably look like a saint in the
> way I support Debbie. I'm not saying that showing
> this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some
> will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women
> get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more
> tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will
> consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
>
> After all, we are put on this earth to help each
> other.....
>
> Signed,
>
> Bob[/color]


Oh, I later found this:


NOTE: Bob died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says he was
found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club
rammed up his ass, with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Debbie was
arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her Not
Guilty, accepting her defense that he accidentally sat down on it...

On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:33:08 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.gts> wrote:
[color=blue]
>On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:32:23 +0000, Hachiroku wrote:
>[color=green]
>> Bob's story
>>
>>
>> It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
>> becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when
>> they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are
>> oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
>>
>> My name is Bob. Let me relate how I handled the
>> situation with my wife, Debbie. When I took "early
>> retirement" last year, it became necessary for
>> Debbie to get a full-time job along with her part-
>> time job, both for extra income and for the health
>> benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started
>> working, I noticed she was beginning to show her
>> age. I usually get home from the golf course about
>>
>> the same time she gets home from work.
>>
>> Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost
>> always says she has to rest for half an hour or so
>> before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
>> Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake
>> me when she gets dinner on table.
>>
>> I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is
>> not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door.
>>
>> She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished
>> eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on
>> the table for several hours after dinner. I do what
>> I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that
>> they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does
>> seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
>>
>> Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think.
>> For example she will say that it is difficult for
>> her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But,
>> boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer
>> encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days.
>> That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing
>> lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I
>> mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
>>
>> When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she
>> needs more rest periods. She had to take a break
>> when she was only half finished mowing the yard.
>>
>> I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell
>> her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of
>> freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while.
>> And, as long as she is making one for herself, she
>> may as well make one for me too.
>>
>> I know that I probably look like a saint in the
>> way I support Debbie. I'm not saying that showing
>> this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some
>> will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women
>> get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more
>> tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will
>> consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
>>
>> After all, we are put on this earth to help each
>> other.....
>>
>> Signed,
>>
>> Bob[/color]
>
>
>Oh, I later found this:
>
>
> NOTE: Bob died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says he was
>found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club
>rammed up his ass, with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Debbie was
>arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her Not
>Guilty, accepting her defense that he accidentally sat down on it...[/color]

LOL....

I was gonna say....is he still alive, and he isn't...


--

Scott in Florida

"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
news:2ismj2518lctm8f6q5revqic6qbt1lcd8k@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:33:08 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.gts> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:32:23 +0000, Hachiroku wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> Bob's story
>>>
>>>
>>> It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
>>> becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as
>>> when
>>> they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some
>>> are
>>> oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
>>>
>>> My name is Bob. Let me relate how I handled the
>>> situation with my wife, Debbie. When I took "early
>>> retirement" last year, it became necessary for
>>> Debbie to get a full-time job along with her part-
>>> time job, both for extra income and for the health
>>> benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started
>>> working, I noticed she was beginning to show her
>>> age. I usually get home from the golf course about
>>>
>>> the same time she gets home from work.
>>>
>>> Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost
>>> always says she has to rest for half an hour or so
>>> before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
>>> Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake
>>> me when she gets dinner on table.
>>>
>>> I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating
>>> out is
>>> not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that
>>> door.
>>>
>>> She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished
>>> eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on
>>> the table for several hours after dinner. I do what
>>> I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening
>>> that
>>> they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it
>>> does
>>> seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
>>>
>>> Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think.
>>> For example she will say that it is difficult for
>>> her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour.
>>> But,
>>> boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer
>>> encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days.
>>> That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing
>>> lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I
>>> mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
>>>
>>> When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she
>>> needs more rest periods. She had to take a break
>>> when she was only half finished mowing the yard.
>>>
>>> I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell
>>> her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of
>>> freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while.
>>> And, as long as she is making one for herself, she
>>> may as well make one for me too.
>>>
>>> I know that I probably look like a saint in the
>>> way I support Debbie. I'm not saying that showing
>>> this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult.
>>> Some
>>> will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating
>>> women
>>> get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more
>>> tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I
>>> will
>>> consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
>>>
>>> After all, we are put on this earth to help each
>>> other.....
>>>
>>> Signed,
>>>
>>> Bob[/color]
>>
>>
>>Oh, I later found this:
>>
>>
>> NOTE: Bob died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says he was
>>found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club
>>rammed up his ass, with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Debbie was
>>arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her
>>Not
>>Guilty, accepting her defense that he accidentally sat down on it...[/color]
>
> LOL....
>
> I was gonna say....is he still alive, and he isn't...
>
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida
>[/color]

I just had an argument with a Liberal woman who was complaining that I drive
too fast. . . . . In Chicago, where the average speed in non-rush hour on
the I-294 is nearly 70 in the RIGHT lane. My sister says I drive like an
old Grandad, maybe I should move to Florida? Typical liberal. Tried to
manipulate me by crying. What she wanted was for me to drive a LOT slower.
In Chicago traffic, that's almost daring to get hit. I go with the traffic.
I've been driving in the Chicago area for over a decade.

We've got an entire generation of LIEBERAL self-absorbed women who think
they are always right. Thank you, Gloria Steinem. And the horse you rode
in on.

Charles of Schaumburg

"Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.gts> wrote in message
news:8yJ_g.5897$k63.1853@trndny06...[color=blue]
> On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:32:23 +0000, Hachiroku wrote:
>[color=green]
>> Bob's story
>>
>>
>> It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
>> becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as
>> when
>> they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some
>> are
>> oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
>>
>> My name is Bob. Let me relate how I handled the
>> situation with my wife, Debbie. When I took "early
>> retirement" last year, it became necessary for
>> Debbie to get a full-time job along with her part-
>> time job, both for extra income and for the health
>> benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started
>> working, I noticed she was beginning to show her
>> age. I usually get home from the golf course about
>>
>> the same time she gets home from work.
>>
>> Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost
>> always says she has to rest for half an hour or so
>> before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
>> Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake
>> me when she gets dinner on table.
>>
>> I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out
>> is
>> not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door.
>>
>> She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished
>> eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on
>> the table for several hours after dinner. I do what
>> I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening
>> that
>> they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it
>> does
>> seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
>>
>> Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think.
>> For example she will say that it is difficult for
>> her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour.
>> But,
>> boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer
>> encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days.
>> That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing
>> lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I
>> mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
>>
>> When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she
>> needs more rest periods. She had to take a break
>> when she was only half finished mowing the yard.
>>
>> I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell
>> her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of
>> freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while.
>> And, as long as she is making one for herself, she
>> may as well make one for me too.
>>
>> I know that I probably look like a saint in the
>> way I support Debbie. I'm not saying that showing
>> this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult.
>> Some
>> will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating
>> women
>> get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more
>> tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I
>> will
>> consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
>>
>> After all, we are put on this earth to help each
>> other.....
>>
>> Signed,
>>
>> Bob[/color]
>
>
> Oh, I later found this:
>
>
> NOTE: Bob died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says he was
> found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club
> rammed up his ass, with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Debbie was
> arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her
> Not
> Guilty, accepting her defense that he accidentally sat down on it...[/color]


That Bob is a wonderful role model for all of us, Debbie is a bit heavy
handed though. You women out there should learn from her mistake ...

I tried to help my grandmother when she was 95 year old but she insisted on
pruning her apple trees by herself and digging her own vegetable garden, by
hand ;)

mike hunt


"Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.gts> wrote in message
news:rxJ_g.5896$k63.5387@trndny06...[color=blue]
> Bob's story
>
>
> It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
> becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as
> when
> they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are
> oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
>
> My name is Bob. Let me relate how I handled the
> situation with my wife, Debbie. When I took "early
> retirement" last year, it became necessary for
> Debbie to get a full-time job along with her part-
> time job, both for extra income and for the health
> benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started
> working, I noticed she was beginning to show her
> age. I usually get home from the golf course about
>
> the same time she gets home from work.
>
> Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost
> always says she has to rest for half an hour or so
> before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
> Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake
> me when she gets dinner on table.
>
> I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out
> is
> not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door.
>
> She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished
> eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on
> the table for several hours after dinner. I do what
> I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that
> they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it
> does
> seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
>
> Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think.
> For example she will say that it is difficult for
> her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But,
> boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer
> encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days.
> That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing
> lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I
> mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
>
> When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she
> needs more rest periods. She had to take a break
> when she was only half finished mowing the yard.
>
> I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell
> her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of
> freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while.
> And, as long as she is making one for herself, she
> may as well make one for me too.
>
> I know that I probably look like a saint in the
> way I support Debbie. I'm not saying that showing
> this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult.
> Some
> will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating
> women
> get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more
> tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will
> consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
>
> After all, we are put on this earth to help each
> other.....
>
> Signed,
>
> Bob
>
>[/color]

Charles. Perhaps you should stop and ask somebody for directions. ;)


mike hunt

"n5hsr" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>[/color]
[color=blue]
> In Chicago traffic, that's almost daring to get hit. I go with the
> traffic. I've been driving in the Chicago area for over a decade.
>
> Charles of Schaumburg
>[/color]

"Mike Hunter" <mikehunt2@mailcity.com> wrote in message
news:ntidndeaqN49QqbYUSdV9g@ptd.net...[color=blue]
> Charles. Perhaps you should stop and ask somebody for directions. ;)
>
>
> mike hunt
>
> "n5hsr" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:ytednS38iNk_OqbYnZ2dnUVZ_o2dnZ2d@comcast.com...[color=green]
>>[/color]
>[color=green]
>> In Chicago traffic, that's almost daring to get hit. I go with the
>> traffic. I've been driving in the Chicago area for over a decade.
>>
>> Charles of Schaumburg
>>[/color]
>
>[/color]

I know where I'm going, I just usually have to take the tollway to get where
I'm going. Cops never seem to be on the Tollway, so people speed with
impunity. They don't even go as fast on the non-tollways, but they do
exceed the speed limit by a bit. In Chicago, there are two kinds of
drivers: The Quick and the Dead. The lady wants me to unjoin the first
group, which means she really wants me to join the second group. FTS. I'm
just barely keeping up with traffic most of the time, and she still thinks
it's too fast. I learned long ago that being a 'bump' in the traffic flow
is probably the most dangerous way to drive in Chicago. I've been
driving in Chicago traffic since '91 and in Illinois traffic off and on
since 1974.

Typical liberal, brings a knife to a gunfight.

Charles of Schaumburg

"n5hsr" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
> news:2ismj2518lctm8f6q5revqic6qbt1lcd8k@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:33:08 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.gts> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:32:23 +0000, Hachiroku wrote:
>>>
>>>> Bob's story
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
>>>> becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as
>>>> when
>>>> they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some
>>>> are
>>>> oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
>>>>
>>>> My name is Bob. Let me relate how I handled the
>>>> situation with my wife, Debbie. When I took "early
>>>> retirement" last year, it became necessary for
>>>> Debbie to get a full-time job along with her part-
>>>> time job, both for extra income and for the health
>>>> benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started
>>>> working, I noticed she was beginning to show her
>>>> age. I usually get home from the golf course about
>>>>
>>>> the same time she gets home from work.
>>>>
>>>> Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost
>>>> always says she has to rest for half an hour or so
>>>> before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
>>>> Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake
>>>> me when she gets dinner on table.
>>>>
>>>> I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating
>>>> out is
>>>> not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that
>>>> door.
>>>>
>>>> She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished
>>>> eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on
>>>> the table for several hours after dinner. I do what
>>>> I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening
>>>> that
>>>> they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it
>>>> does
>>>> seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
>>>>
>>>> Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think.
>>>> For example she will say that it is difficult for
>>>> her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour.
>>>> But,
>>>> boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer
>>>> encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three
>>>> days.
>>>> That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing
>>>> lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I
>>>> mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
>>>>
>>>> When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she
>>>> needs more rest periods. She had to take a break
>>>> when she was only half finished mowing the yard.
>>>>
>>>> I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell
>>>> her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of
>>>> freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while.
>>>> And, as long as she is making one for herself, she
>>>> may as well make one for me too.
>>>>
>>>> I know that I probably look like a saint in the
>>>> way I support Debbie. I'm not saying that showing
>>>> this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult.
>>>> Some
>>>> will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating
>>>> women
>>>> get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little
>>>> more
>>>> tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I
>>>> will
>>>> consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
>>>>
>>>> After all, we are put on this earth to help each
>>>> other.....
>>>>
>>>> Signed,
>>>>
>>>> Bob
>>>
>>>
>>>Oh, I later found this:
>>>
>>>
>>> NOTE: Bob died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says he was
>>>found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club
>>>rammed up his ass, with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Debbie
>>>was
>>>arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her
>>>Not
>>>Guilty, accepting her defense that he accidentally sat down on it...[/color]
>>
>> LOL....
>>
>> I was gonna say....is he still alive, and he isn't...
>>
>>
>> --
>>
>> Scott in Florida
>>[/color]
>
> I just had an argument with a Liberal woman who was complaining that I
> drive too fast. . . . . In Chicago, where the average speed in non-rush
> hour on the I-294 is nearly 70 in the RIGHT lane. My sister says I
> drive like an old Grandad, maybe I should move to Florida? Typical
> liberal. Tried to manipulate me by crying. What she wanted was for me to
> drive a LOT slower. In Chicago traffic, that's almost daring to get hit.
> I go with the traffic. I've been driving in the Chicago area for over a
> decade.
>
> We've got an entire generation of LIEBERAL self-absorbed women who think
> they are always right. Thank you, Gloria Steinem. And the horse you rode
> in on.
>
> Charles of Schaumburg[/color]

Brother, I feel your pain. My wife found absolutely NOTHING funny with the
original post. She figured that Bob desired to die...slowly though. I, by
the way, took 'early retirement" at the age of 42 and am STILL very much
alive.


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>
>[/color]

"n5hsr" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>
>
> I just had an argument with a Liberal woman who was complaining that I
> drive too fast. . . . . In Chicago, where the average speed in non-rush
> hour on the I-294 is nearly 70 in the RIGHT lane. My sister says I
> drive like an old Grandad, maybe I should move to Florida? Typical
> liberal. Tried to manipulate me by crying. What she wanted was for me to
> drive a LOT slower. In Chicago traffic, that's almost daring to get hit.
> I go with the traffic. I've been driving in the Chicago area for over a
> decade.
>
> We've got an entire generation of LIEBERAL self-absorbed women who think
> they are always right. Thank you, Gloria Steinem. And the horse you rode
> in on.
>
> Charles of Schaumburg[/color]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh Charles, get a grip. Being liberal or being conservative has
absolutely, positively nothing to do with how fast or slow one drives. In
fact, liberals, being smarter, are most likely better drivers.
Wait until the next congress, when Nancy Pelosi becomes Speaker of the
House, and you can drive the way you want to drive, into the sunset.

"mack" <mackerel@dslextreme.com> wrote in message
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>
> "n5hsr" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:ytednS38iNk_OqbYnZ2dnUVZ_o2dnZ2d@comcast.com...[color=green]
>>
>>
>> I just had an argument with a Liberal woman who was complaining that I
>> drive too fast. . . . . In Chicago, where the average speed in non-rush
>> hour on the I-294 is nearly 70 in the RIGHT lane. My sister says I
>> drive like an old Grandad, maybe I should move to Florida? Typical
>> liberal. Tried to manipulate me by crying. What she wanted was for me
>> to drive a LOT slower. In Chicago traffic, that's almost daring to get
>> hit. I go with the traffic. I've been driving in the Chicago area for
>> over a decade.
>>
>> We've got an entire generation of LIEBERAL self-absorbed women who think
>> they are always right. Thank you, Gloria Steinem. And the horse you
>> rode in on.
>>
>> Charles of Schaumburg[/color]
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oh Charles, get a grip. Being liberal or being conservative has
> absolutely, positively nothing to do with how fast or slow one drives. In
> fact, liberals, being smarter, are most likely better drivers.
> Wait until the next congress, when Nancy Pelosi becomes Speaker of the
> House, and you can drive the way you want to drive, into the sunset.
>[/color]

This liberal wasn't smarter. And neither are you. And neither is Nancy
Pussylosi. from San-***-Cisco.

Are you sure we can't give Californication back to the Mexicans and abrogate
the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo?

Besides, anyone that has any common sense knows that if you start being too
much out of the flow of traffic, either above or below average, you greatly
increase the chances of getting hit. Ask any insurance company.

Charles of Schaumburg

On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 23:31:44 -0700, "mack" <mackerel@dslextreme.com>
wrote:
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>
>"n5hsr" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
>news:ytednS38iNk_OqbYnZ2dnUVZ_o2dnZ2d@comcast.com...[color=green]
>>
>>
>> I just had an argument with a Liberal woman who was complaining that I
>> drive too fast. . . . . In Chicago, where the average speed in non-rush
>> hour on the I-294 is nearly 70 in the RIGHT lane. My sister says I
>> drive like an old Grandad, maybe I should move to Florida? Typical
>> liberal. Tried to manipulate me by crying. What she wanted was for me to
>> drive a LOT slower. In Chicago traffic, that's almost daring to get hit.
>> I go with the traffic. I've been driving in the Chicago area for over a
>> decade.
>>
>> We've got an entire generation of LIEBERAL self-absorbed women who think
>> they are always right. Thank you, Gloria Steinem. And the horse you rode
>> in on.
>>
>> Charles of Schaumburg[/color]
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Oh Charles, get a grip. Being liberal or being conservative has
>absolutely, positively nothing to do with how fast or slow one drives. In
>fact, liberals, being smarter, are most likely better drivers.
>Wait until the next congress, when Nancy Pelosi becomes Speaker of the
>House, and you can drive the way you want to drive, into the sunset.
>[/color]

It's just misogynist Charles, opening his big mouth again.

If I was driving around for that many years I would stop and ask
directections, rather than just keep on driveing around ;)


mike hunt

"n5hsr" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Mike Hunter" <mikehunt2@mailcity.com> wrote in message
> news:ntidndeaqN49QqbYUSdV9g@ptd.net...[color=green]
>> Charles. Perhaps you should stop and ask somebody for directions. ;)
>>
>>
>> mike hunt
>>
>> "n5hsr" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> news:ytednS38iNk_OqbYnZ2dnUVZ_o2dnZ2d@comcast.com...[color=darkred]
>>>[/color]
>>[color=darkred]
>>> In Chicago traffic, that's almost daring to get hit. I go with the
>>> traffic. I've been driving in the Chicago area for over a decade.
>>>
>>> Charles of Schaumburg
>>>[/color]
>>
>>[/color]
>
> I know where I'm going, I just usually have to take the tollway to get
> where I'm going. Cops never seem to be on the Tollway, so people speed
> with impunity. They don't even go as fast on the non-tollways, but they
> do exceed the speed limit by a bit. In Chicago, there are two kinds of
> drivers: The Quick and the Dead. The lady wants me to unjoin the
> first group, which means she really wants me to join the second group.
> FTS. I'm just barely keeping up with traffic most of the time, and she
> still thinks it's too fast. I learned long ago that being a 'bump' in the
> traffic flow is probably the most dangerous way to drive in Chicago.
> I've been driving in Chicago traffic since '91 and in Illinois traffic off
> and on since 1974.
>
> Typical liberal, brings a knife to a gunfight.
>
> Charles of Schaumburg
>[/color]

"n5hsr" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>>>[/color][/color]
>
> This liberal wasn't smarter. And neither are you. And neither is Nancy
> Pussylosi. from San-***-Cisco.[/color]

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> Charles of Schaumburg[/color]
These little childish "nya-nyas" are not worthy of you, Charles, if you're
indeed a grown man. Which I'm beginning to question...........

Stuart Krivis wrote:
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>On Sun, 22 Oct 2006 23:31:44 -0700, "mack" <mackerel@dslextreme.com>
>wrote:
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>>
>>"n5hsr" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
>>news:ytednS38iNk_OqbYnZ2dnUVZ_o2dnZ2d@comcast.com...[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>
>>> I just had an argument with a Liberal woman who was complaining that I
>>> drive too fast. . . . . In Chicago, where the average speed in non-rush
>>> hour on the I-294 is nearly 70 in the RIGHT lane. My sister says I
>>> drive like an old Grandad, maybe I should move to Florida? Typical
>>> liberal. Tried to manipulate me by crying. What she wanted was for me to
>>> drive a LOT slower. In Chicago traffic, that's almost daring to get hit.
>>> I go with the traffic. I've been driving in the Chicago area for over a
>>> decade.
>>>
>>> We've got an entire generation of LIEBERAL self-absorbed women who think
>>> they are always right. Thank you, Gloria Steinem. And the horse you rode
>>> in on.
>>>
>>> Charles of Schaumburg[/color]
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>Oh Charles, get a grip. Being liberal or being conservative has
>>absolutely, positively nothing to do with how fast or slow one drives. In
>>fact, liberals, being smarter, are most likely better drivers.
>>Wait until the next congress, when Nancy Pelosi becomes Speaker of the
>>House, and you can drive the way you want to drive, into the sunset.
>>[/color]
>
>It's just misogynist Charles, opening his big mouth again.[/color]

Charles is a total whack-job. Here, he again displays for us his
abominable "logic" - the incredible lack of common-sense so typical
among right-wingers and religious radicals.