OT Don't mess with US Navy Chiefs

The American Navy found they had too many officers and decided to
offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who
volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured
in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got
to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top
of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and
walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked
out with $96,000.

The third one was a non commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief
who,when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the
tip of my weenie to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man
that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks
the previous two
officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to
go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical
officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop
'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the
tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back.

Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"

The old Chief calmly replied, "Vietnam."

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Scott in Florida

"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
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> The American Navy found they had too many officers and decided to
> offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who
> volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured
> in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got
> to choose what those two points would be.
>
> The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top
> of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and
> walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
>
> The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
> measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked
> out with $96,000.
>
> The third one was a non commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief
> who,when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the
> tip of my weenie to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man
> that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks
> the previous two
> officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to
> go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical
> officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop
> 'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the
> tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back.
>
> Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
>
> The old Chief calmly replied, "Vietnam."
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida
>[/color]

That must have been some check. Even from Clark in the Philippines, that
would have been at least a FEW inches. . . .

Charles of Schaumburg.

"n5hsr" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
> news:g2opk2dqoabnuik0c6ue3b7bdkrrr3ql3v@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> The American Navy found they had too many officers and decided to
>> offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who
>> volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured
>> in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got
>> to choose what those two points would be.
>>
>> The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top
>> of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and
>> walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
>>
>> The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
>> measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked
>> out with $96,000.
>>
>> The third one was a non commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief
>> who,when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the
>> tip of my weenie to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man
>> that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks
>> the previous two
>> officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to
>> go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical
>> officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop
>> 'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the
>> tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back.
>>
>> Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
>>
>> The old Chief calmly replied, "Vietnam."
>>
>> --
>>
>> Scott in Florida
>>[/color]
>
> That must have been some check. Even from Clark in the Philippines, that
> would have been at least a FEW inches. . . .
>
> Charles of Schaumburg.
>[/color]


LOL