OT A School Story....probably true!

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But
little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him
all night for money."


The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"


"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."





--

Scott in Florida

Maybe he does both!


Scott in Florida wrote:[color=blue]
> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
> did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
> mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But
> little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
> teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
> exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
> of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
> offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him
> all night for money."
>
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
> other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
> aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>
>
> "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
> and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
> was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
>
>
>
>
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida[/color]

"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
news:48rrl2dcdeuue6lne45q5u60qptqb284l3@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
> did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
> mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But
> little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
> teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
> exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
> of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
> offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him
> all night for money."
>
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
> other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
> aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>
>
> "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
> and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
> was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida
>[/color]

He may work for the DNC, but he is obviously a modern republican at heart!
lol

On 17 Nov 2006 09:18:56 -0800, "Mark" <bogusmailmark@yahoo.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>Maybe he does both![/color]

LOL...there is a good possibility!

[color=blue]
>
>
>Scott in Florida wrote:[color=green]
>> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
>> did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
>> mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But
>> little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
>> teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
>> exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
>> of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
>> offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him
>> all night for money."
>>
>>
>> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
>> other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
>> aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>>
>>
>> "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
>> and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
>> was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>>
>> Scott in Florida[/color][/color]

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Scott in Florida

"Truckdude" <shrub@lameduck.com> wrote in message
news:zum7h.2487$Uz.903@trnddc05...[color=blue]
>
> "Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
> news:48rrl2dcdeuue6lne45q5u60qptqb284l3@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
>> did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
>> mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But
>> little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
>> teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
>> exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
>> of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
>> offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him
>> all night for money."
>>
>>
>> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
>> other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
>> aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>>
>>
>> "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
>> and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
>> was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
>>
>> --
>>
>> Scott in Florida
>>[/color]
>
> He may work for the DNC, but he is obviously a modern republican at heart!
> lol
>[/color]

Bush's next spiritual advisor. The last one moved on to "other things", ya
know?

In article <1163783935.945057.60570@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>,
"Mark" <bogusmailmark@yahoo.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
> Maybe he does both![/color]

A little MOONlighting maybe. Those liberals are really a hoot.
[color=blue]
>
>
> Scott in Florida wrote:[color=green]
> > One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
> > did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
> > mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But
> > little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
> > teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
> > exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
> > of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
> > offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him
> > all night for money."
> >
> >
> > The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
> > other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
> > aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
> >
> >
> > "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
> > and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
> > was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > --
> >
> > Scott in Florida[/color][/color]
--

In article <1163783935.945057.60570@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
[email]bogusmailmark@yahoo.com[/email] "Mark" writes:
[color=blue][color=green]
> > "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
> > and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
> > was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."[/color][/color]

Translation: the lad was ashamed to let it be known that what his
Dad did hardly amounted to demanding work. ;-) (Rats & barrels.)
--
Andrew Stephenson

man this is a dusty one.

Scott in Florida wrote:[color=blue]
> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
> did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
> mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But
> little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
> teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
> exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
> of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
> offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him
> all night for money."
>
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
> other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
> aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>
>
> "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
> and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
> was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
>
>
>
>
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida[/color]

On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 17:11:52 GMT, Scott in Florida
<askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote:
[color=blue]
>One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
>did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
>mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But
>little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
>teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
>exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
>of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
>offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him
>all night for money."
>
>
>The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
>other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
>aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>
>
>"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
>and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
>was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."[/color]

Poor neocon. You have my pity.
--
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That's cute.

As luck would have it, my reader is setup so that I had to scroll down to
get the to punch line.





"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
news:48rrl2dcdeuue6lne45q5u60qptqb284l3@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
> did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
> mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But
> little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
> teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
> exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
> of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
> offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him
> all night for money."
>
>
> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
> other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
> aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>
>
> "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
> and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
> was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
>
>
>
>
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida
>[/color]

"Truckdude" <shrub@lameduck.com> wrote in message
news:zum7h.2487$Uz.903@trnddc05...[color=blue]
>
> "Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
> news:48rrl2dcdeuue6lne45q5u60qptqb284l3@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
>> did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman,
>> mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But
>> little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
>> teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
>> exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
>> of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
>> offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him
>> all night for money."
>>
>>
>> The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
>> other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
>> aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>>
>>
>> "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
>> and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
>> was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
>>
>> --
>>
>> Scott in Florida
>>[/color]
>
> He may work for the DNC, but he is obviously a modern republican at heart!
> lol
>[/color]

"Modern Republicans," do not work at gay bars. That is the domain of
liberals.

In article <8-2dnWhh15_Ro8LYnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@ez2.net>
[email]crwlr@yahoo.com[/email] "Jeff Strickland" writes:
[color=blue]
> "Modern Republicans," do not work at gay bars. That is the
> domain of liberals.[/color]

So, er, a Modern Republican wouldn't see activities done in a gay
bar as "work"? Thanks for the clarification. ;-)
--
Andrew Stephenson

"Andrew Stephenson" <ames@deltrak.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:1163879702snz@deltrak.demon.co.uk...[color=blue]
> In article <8-2dnWhh15_Ro8LYnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@ez2.net>
> [email]crwlr@yahoo.com[/email] "Jeff Strickland" writes:
>[color=green]
>> "Modern Republicans," do not work at gay bars. That is the
>> domain of liberals.[/color]
>
> So, er, a Modern Republican wouldn't see activities done in a gay
> bar as "work"? Thanks for the clarification. ;-)
> --[/color]


It is a very large leap from "modern republicans do not work at gay bars,"
to them not seeing the activites as work.

In article <LZmdnYCOXKKO8sLYnZ2dnUVZ_smdnZ2d@ez2.net>
[email]crwlr@yahoo.com[/email] "Jeff Strickland" writes:
[color=blue]
> "Andrew Stephenson" <ames@deltrak.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:1163879702snz@deltrak.demon.co.uk...[color=green]
> > In article <8-2dnWhh15_Ro8LYnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@ez2.net>
> > [email]crwlr@yahoo.com[/email] "Jeff Strickland" writes:
> >[color=darkred]
> >> "Modern Republicans," do not work at gay bars. That is the
> >> domain of liberals.[/color]
> >
> > So, er, a Modern Republican wouldn't see activities done in a
> > gay bar as "work"? Thanks for the clarification. ;-)[/color]
>
> It is a very large leap from "modern republicans do not work at
> gay bars," to them not seeing the activites as work.[/color]

Not when the ambiguities of human languages (or a sense of fun)
join in the dance.

Um, remind me: that boy-molester we recently saw given the bum's
rush from Congress (was it?) would be of what political flavour?

IOW, pick your taint and no party is free of it. Best not give
too many hostages to fortune, or be too righteous, methinks. :-|
--
Andrew Stephenson

On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 23:05:37 GMT, [email]ames@deltrak.demon.co.uk[/email] (Andrew
Stephenson) wrote:
[color=blue]
>In article <LZmdnYCOXKKO8sLYnZ2dnUVZ_smdnZ2d@ez2.net>
> [email]crwlr@yahoo.com[/email] "Jeff Strickland" writes:
>[color=green]
>> "Andrew Stephenson" <ames@deltrak.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:1163879702snz@deltrak.demon.co.uk...[color=darkred]
>> > In article <8-2dnWhh15_Ro8LYnZ2dnUVZ_rCdnZ2d@ez2.net>
>> > [email]crwlr@yahoo.com[/email] "Jeff Strickland" writes:
>> >
>> >> "Modern Republicans," do not work at gay bars. That is the
>> >> domain of liberals.
>> >
>> > So, er, a Modern Republican wouldn't see activities done in a
>> > gay bar as "work"? Thanks for the clarification. ;-)[/color]
>>
>> It is a very large leap from "modern republicans do not work at
>> gay bars," to them not seeing the activites as work.[/color]
>
>Not when the ambiguities of human languages (or a sense of fun)
>join in the dance.
>
>Um, remind me: that boy-molester we recently saw given the bum's
>rush from Congress (was it?) would be of what political flavour?[/color]

As I understand it he was not molesting 'boys'...

However the Dims had one in Congress that did molest 'boys' and they
thought he was a hero...
[color=blue]
>
>IOW, pick your taint and no party is free of it. Best not give
>too many hostages to fortune, or be too righteous, methinks. :-|[/color]

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Scott in Florida