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Re: {OT} The Times They Are A'Changin'!
"Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
news:Ettbh.8867$Kw2.7618@trndny05...[color=blue]
> Different twist to Bob Dylan's "The Times are A'changing", especially
> for all you teachers out there
>
>
> Subject: FW: Changing times at school
>
> CHANGING TIMES
>
> Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
>
> 1963 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to
> his car and gets his rifle to show Jack.
>
> 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
> never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized
> students
> and teachers.
>
>
> Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
>
> 1963 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
> best
> friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
>
> 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge
> them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
>
>
> Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
>
> 1963 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits
> still in class.
>
> 2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets
> extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
>
>
>
> Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him
> a
> whipping.
>
> 1963 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
> and becomes a successful businessman.
>
> 2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster
> care
> and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she
> remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom
> has
> affair with psychologist.
>
>
>
> Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
>
> 1963 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking
> dock.
>
> 2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car
> searched for drugs and weapons.
>
>
> Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant.
>
> 1963 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a
> special
> school for expectant mothers.
>
> 2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the
> ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without
> her
> parent's consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more
> careful next
> time.
>
>
>
> Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
>
> 1963: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
>
> 2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper
> articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
> requirement for
> graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school
> system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.
> Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because
> he can't
> speak English.
>
>
>
> Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July,
> puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
>
> 1963 - Ants die.
>
> 2006 - ATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic
> terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers
> confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed
> to fly again.
>
>
>
> Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
> He
> is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.
>
> 1963 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
>
> 2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
> faces 3 years in State Prison.[/color]
Thanks to LIEbrawl DEMONrats.
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