{OT} Humor for Christmas!

Borrowed from another group:



Christmas With Louise

As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace
before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What
they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every
Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor
pantyhose hung sadly empty.

One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and
went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at
Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown.

If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse
yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?
You're kidding me! Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the
inflatable doll section.

I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as
a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.

Finding what I wanted was difficult. Love Dolls come in many different
models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do
things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for Lovable
Louise. She was at the bottom of the price scale. To call Louise a doll
took a huge leap of imagination.

On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to
life.

My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning
hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose
with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank
what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled
for a couple of hours.

The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house
and left a present that had made him VERY happy but had left the dog
confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some
more.

We all agreed that Louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the
family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas
dinner.

My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door. "What the
hell is that?" she asked.

My brother quickly explained, "It's a doll."

"Who would play with something like that?" Granny snapped.

I had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut.

"Where are her clothes?" Granny continued.

"Boy, that turkey sure smells nice Gran" Jay said, to steer her into the
dining room.

But Granny was relentless. "Why doesn't she have any teeth?"

Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one
wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, "Hang on Granny, hang
on!"

My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and
said, "Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?"

I told him she was Jay's friend.

A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not
just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this
might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.

The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who
was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like
my father in the bathroom in the morning. Then she lurched from the panty
hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa.

The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran
across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation. My brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants.

Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.

It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.

Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide
the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from
a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.

Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to
perfect health!

"Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
news:Nfrdh.1028$4p2.317@trndny07...[color=blue]
> Borrowed from another group:
>
>
>
> Christmas With Louise[/color]

*snip*

Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:

[url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]

:-)

Natalie, buzz-kill

Wickeddoll®, 12/5/2006, 11:53:50 PM, <el50qk.2bs.1@news.evilcabal.org>
wrote:
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>
> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
> news:Nfrdh.1028$4p2.317@trndny07...[color=green]
> > Borrowed from another group:
> >
> >
> >
> > Christmas With Louise[/color]
>
> snip
>
> Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:
>
> [url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]
>
> :-)
>
> Natalie, buzz-kill[/color]

Oh, you killjoy! We can never have enough humor in this group of
people who take themselves too seriously. Stop trying to dissuade
Hachi from sharing some fun with us.

On 06 Dec 2006 14:47:37 GMT, "badgolferman"
<REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>Wickeddoll®, 12/5/2006, 11:53:50 PM, <el50qk.2bs.1@news.evilcabal.org>
>wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
>> news:Nfrdh.1028$4p2.317@trndny07...[color=darkred]
>> > Borrowed from another group:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Christmas With Louise[/color]
>>
>> snip
>>
>> Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:
>>
>> [url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]
>>
>> :-)
>>
>> Natalie, buzz-kill[/color]
>
>Oh, you killjoy! We can never have enough humor in this group of
>people who take themselves too seriously. Stop trying to dissuade
>Hachi from sharing some fun with us.[/color]

Yup....let the humour continue...


--

Scott in Florida

"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
news:fu1en2pvstf2upqlv67bnav8piq1vd2vpo@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On 06 Dec 2006 14:47:37 GMT, "badgolferman"
> <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>Wickeddoll®, 12/5/2006, 11:53:50 PM, <el50qk.2bs.1@news.evilcabal.org>
>>wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
>>> news:Nfrdh.1028$4p2.317@trndny07...
>>> > Borrowed from another group:
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Christmas With Louise
>>>
>>> snip
>>>
>>> Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:
>>>
>>> [url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]
>>>
>>> :-)
>>>
>>> Natalie, buzz-kill[/color]
>>
>>Oh, you killjoy! We can never have enough humor in this group of
>>people who take themselves too seriously. Stop trying to dissuade
>>Hachi from sharing some fun with us.[/color]
>
> Yup....let the humour continue...
>
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida
>[/color]

Oh, keep your shorts on - I didn't say it wasn't funny...

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958diespammersdie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:el50qk.2bs.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=blue]
>
> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
> news:Nfrdh.1028$4p2.317@trndny07...[color=green]
>> Borrowed from another group:
>>
>>
>>
>> Christmas With Louise[/color]
>
> *snip*
>
> Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:
>
> [url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]
>
> :-)
>
> Natalie, buzz-kill
>How about this:[/color]

An Atheist's favorite Christmas Movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 13:28:54 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
<wickeddoll1958diespammersdie@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>
>"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
>news:fu1en2pvstf2upqlv67bnav8piq1vd2vpo@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> On 06 Dec 2006 14:47:37 GMT, "badgolferman"
>> <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>Wickeddoll®, 12/5/2006, 11:53:50 PM, <el50qk.2bs.1@news.evilcabal.org>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
>>>> news:Nfrdh.1028$4p2.317@trndny07...
>>>> > Borrowed from another group:
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Christmas With Louise
>>>>
>>>> snip
>>>>
>>>> Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:
>>>>
>>>> [url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]
>>>>
>>>> :-)
>>>>
>>>> Natalie, buzz-kill
>>>
>>>Oh, you killjoy! We can never have enough humor in this group of
>>>people who take themselves too seriously. Stop trying to dissuade
>>>Hachi from sharing some fun with us.[/color]
>>
>> Yup....let the humour continue...
>>
>>
>> --
>>
>> Scott in Florida
>>[/color]
>
>Oh, keep your shorts on - I didn't say it wasn't funny...
>
>Natalie
>[/color]

but but I can't do my nekkid swim in the pool with my shorts on.....


--

Scott in Florida

"tak" <takirch@frontiernet.net> wrote in message
news:Z3Edh.6922$Ka1.1565@news01.roc.ny...[color=blue]
>
> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958diespammersdie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:el50qk.2bs.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=green]
>>
>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
>> news:Nfrdh.1028$4p2.317@trndny07...[color=darkred]
>>> Borrowed from another group:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Christmas With Louise[/color]
>>
>> *snip*
>>
>> Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:
>>
>> [url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]
>>
>> :-)
>>
>> Natalie, buzz-kill
>>How about this:[/color]
>
> An Atheist's favorite Christmas Movie?
>
> Coincidence on 34th Street
>[/color]

LOL

Natalie

On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:35:37 GMT, "tak" <takirch@frontiernet.net>
wrote:
[color=blue]
>
>"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958diespammersdie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:el50qk.2bs.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=green]
>>
>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
>> news:Nfrdh.1028$4p2.317@trndny07...[color=darkred]
>>> Borrowed from another group:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Christmas With Louise[/color]
>>
>> *snip*
>>
>> Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:
>>
>> [url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]
>>
>> :-)
>>
>> Natalie, buzz-kill
>>How about this:[/color]
>
>An Atheist's favorite Christmas Movie?
>
>Coincidence on 34th Street
>[/color]

LOL....


--

Scott in Florida

"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
news:jp3en2h121iavj7fjvpqloeo21sequlsaq@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 13:28:54 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
> <wickeddoll1958diespammersdie@yahoo.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>>"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
>>news:fu1en2pvstf2upqlv67bnav8piq1vd2vpo@4ax.com...[color=darkred]
>>> On 06 Dec 2006 14:47:37 GMT, "badgolferman"
>>> <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Wickeddoll®, 12/5/2006, 11:53:50 PM, <el50qk.2bs.1@news.evilcabal.org>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
>>>>> news:Nfrdh.1028$4p2.317@trndny07...
>>>>> > Borrowed from another group:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Christmas With Louise
>>>>>
>>>>> snip
>>>>>
>>>>> Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:
>>>>>
>>>>> [url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]
>>>>>
>>>>> :-)
>>>>>
>>>>> Natalie, buzz-kill
>>>>
>>>>Oh, you killjoy! We can never have enough humor in this group of
>>>>people who take themselves too seriously. Stop trying to dissuade
>>>>Hachi from sharing some fun with us.
>>>
>>> Yup....let the humour continue...
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>>
>>> Scott in Florida
>>>[/color]
>>
>>Oh, keep your shorts on - I didn't say it wasn't funny...
>>
>>Natalie
>>[/color]
>
> but but I can't do my nekkid swim in the pool with my shorts on.....
>
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida
>[/color]

*struck blind by Scott's alabaster butt*

Natalie

On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 13:50:03 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
<wickeddoll1958diespammersdie@yahoo.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>
>"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
>news:jp3en2h121iavj7fjvpqloeo21sequlsaq@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 13:28:54 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
>> <wickeddoll1958diespammersdie@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
>>>news:fu1en2pvstf2upqlv67bnav8piq1vd2vpo@4ax.com...
>>>> On 06 Dec 2006 14:47:37 GMT, "badgolferman"
>>>> <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Wickeddoll®, 12/5/2006, 11:53:50 PM, <el50qk.2bs.1@news.evilcabal.org>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:Nfrdh.1028$4p2.317@trndny07...
>>>>>> > Borrowed from another group:
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Christmas With Louise
>>>>>>
>>>>>> snip
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> [url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> :-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Natalie, buzz-kill
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, you killjoy! We can never have enough humor in this group of
>>>>>people who take themselves too seriously. Stop trying to dissuade
>>>>>Hachi from sharing some fun with us.
>>>>
>>>> Yup....let the humour continue...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>>
>>>> Scott in Florida
>>>>
>>>
>>>Oh, keep your shorts on - I didn't say it wasn't funny...
>>>
>>>Natalie
>>>[/color]
>>
>> but but I can't do my nekkid swim in the pool with my shorts on.....
>>
>>
>> --
>>
>> Scott in Florida
>>[/color]
>
>*struck blind by Scott's alabaster butt*
>
>Natalie
>[/color]

....come join me....LOL

That would be a combination!


--

Scott in Florida

On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 20:28:12 +0000, Scott in Florida wrote:
[color=blue]
> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 13:50:03 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
> <wickeddoll1958diespammersdie@yahoo.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>>"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
>>news:jp3en2h121iavj7fjvpqloeo21sequlsaq@4ax.com...[color=darkred]
>>> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 13:28:54 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
>>> <wickeddoll1958diespammersdie@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
>>>>news:fu1en2pvstf2upqlv67bnav8piq1vd2vpo@4ax.com...
>>>>> On 06 Dec 2006 14:47:37 GMT, "badgolferman"
>>>>> <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Wickeddoll®, 12/5/2006, 11:53:50 PM, <el50qk.2bs.1@news.evilcabal.org>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:Nfrdh.1028$4p2.317@trndny07...
>>>>>>> > Borrowed from another group:
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > Christmas With Louise
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> snip
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> :-)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Natalie, buzz-kill
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, you killjoy! We can never have enough humor in this group of
>>>>>>people who take themselves too seriously. Stop trying to dissuade
>>>>>>Hachi from sharing some fun with us.
>>>>>
>>>>> Yup....let the humour continue...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>>
>>>>> Scott in Florida
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Oh, keep your shorts on - I didn't say it wasn't funny...
>>>>
>>>>Natalie
>>>>
>>>
>>> but but I can't do my nekkid swim in the pool with my shorts on.....
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>>
>>> Scott in Florida
>>>[/color]
>>
>>*struck blind by Scott's alabaster butt*
>>
>>Natalie
>>[/color]
>
> ...come join me....LOL
>
> That would be a combination![/color]


(make sure you have a digital camera...you have my addy...) ;)

On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 20:52:20 GMT, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno@AE86.gts>
wrote:
[color=blue]
>On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 20:28:12 +0000, Scott in Florida wrote:
>[color=green]
>> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 13:50:03 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
>> <wickeddoll1958diespammersdie@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
>>>news:jp3en2h121iavj7fjvpqloeo21sequlsaq@4ax.com...
>>>> On Wed, 6 Dec 2006 13:28:54 -0500, "Wickeddoll®"
>>>> <wickeddoll1958diespammersdie@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
>>>>>news:fu1en2pvstf2upqlv67bnav8piq1vd2vpo@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On 06 Dec 2006 14:47:37 GMT, "badgolferman"
>>>>>> <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Wickeddoll®, 12/5/2006, 11:53:50 PM, <el50qk.2bs.1@news.evilcabal.org>
>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:Nfrdh.1028$4p2.317@trndny07...
>>>>>>>> > Borrowed from another group:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > Christmas With Louise
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> snip
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> [url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> :-)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Natalie, buzz-kill
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh, you killjoy! We can never have enough humor in this group of
>>>>>>>people who take themselves too seriously. Stop trying to dissuade
>>>>>>>Hachi from sharing some fun with us.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yup....let the humour continue...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> --
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Scott in Florida
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, keep your shorts on - I didn't say it wasn't funny...
>>>>>
>>>>>Natalie
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> but but I can't do my nekkid swim in the pool with my shorts on.....
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>>
>>>> Scott in Florida
>>>>
>>>
>>>*struck blind by Scott's alabaster butt*
>>>
>>>Natalie
>>>[/color]
>>
>> ...come join me....LOL
>>
>> That would be a combination![/color]
>
>
>(make sure you have a digital camera...you have my addy...) ;)[/color]

What goes on in my pool....stays in my pool..... ;-)


--

Scott in Florida

"Scott in Florida"
Hachiroku[color=blue][color=green]
>>[/color][/color]
"Wickeddoll®"[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
>>>>>[/color][/color][/color]
"badgolferman"[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
>>>>>>>>> > Borrowed from another group:
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > Christmas With Louise
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> snip
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> [url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> :-)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Natalie, buzz-kill
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Oh, you killjoy! We can never have enough humor in this group of
>>>>>>>>people who take themselves too seriously. Stop trying to dissuade
>>>>>>>>Hachi from sharing some fun with us.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Yup....let the humour continue...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Scott in Florida
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, keep your shorts on - I didn't say it wasn't funny...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Natalie
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> but but I can't do my nekkid swim in the pool with my shorts on.....
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> --
>>>>>
>>>>> Scott in Florida
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>*struck blind by Scott's alabaster butt*
>>>>
>>>>Natalie
>>>>
>>>
>>> ...come join me....LOL
>>>
>>> That would be a combination![/color]
>>
>>
>>(make sure you have a digital camera...you have my addy...) ;)[/color]
>
> What goes on in my pool....stays in my pool..... ;-)
>
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida
>[/color]

You sluts

Natalie

"Scott in Florida" <askifyouwant@mindspring.net> wrote in message
news:sq3en2ljg747fjlhepn5ksgpk21vf5ggrm@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:35:37 GMT, "tak" <takirch@frontiernet.net>
> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>>"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958diespammersdie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:el50qk.2bs.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
>>> news:Nfrdh.1028$4p2.317@trndny07...
>>>> Borrowed from another group:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Christmas With Louise
>>>
>>> *snip*
>>>
>>> Old Jeff Foxworthy joke:
>>>
>>> [url]http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/lovedoll.asp[/url]
>>>
>>> :-)
>>>
>>> Natalie, buzz-kill
>>>How about this:[/color]
>>
>>An Atheist's favorite Christmas Movie?
>>
>>Coincidence on 34th Street
>>[/color]
>
> LOL....
>
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida
>[/color]

So why do atheists yell "Oh, God" when they have sex?

Charles of Schaumburg