Re: OT Virus Alerts

"tak" <takirch@frontiernet.net> wrote in message
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> The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses
> of mass destruction.
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> The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
> little purple hearts to appear on screen.
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> The Clinton Virus- Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory
>
> The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
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> The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
>
> The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
> e-mails everyone about what it did
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> The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will
> be back
>
> The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
>
> The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then
> slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
>
> The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
>
> The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't
> care
>
> The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
>
> The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
> floppy ... then discards it through Windows[/color]

;-) Gonna pass this one on to some others.

Cathy

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