Re: OT Virus Alerts

In article <Ja3Ch.3045$B25.1276@news01.roc.ny>,
"tak" <takirch@frontiernet.net> wrote:
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> The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of
> mass destruction.
>
> The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
> little purple hearts to appear on screen.
>
> The Clinton Virus- Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory
>
> The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
>
> The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
>
> The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails
> everyone about what it did
>
> The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be
> back
>
> The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
>
> The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then
> slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
>
> The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
>
> The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't
> care
>
> The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
>
> The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy
> ... then discards it through Windows[/color]

You've finally posted something of substance, congratulations.
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"tak" <takirch@frontiernet.net> wrote in message
news:ex3Ch.3046$B25.2998@news01.roc.ny...[color=blue]
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> "dbu," <nspam@nojoke.com> wrote in message
> news:nspam-0AB632.15122318022007@comcast.dca.giganews.com...[color=green]
>> In article <Ja3Ch.3045$B25.1276@news01.roc.ny>,
>> "tak" <takirch@frontiernet.net> wrote:
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>>> The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses
>>> of
>>> mass destruction.
>>>
>>> The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes
>>> little purple hearts to appear on screen.
>>>
>>> The Clinton Virus- Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory
>>>
>>> The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and
>>> re-counting
>>>
>>> The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
>>>
>>> The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then
>>> e-mails
>>> everyone about what it did
>>>
>>> The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but
>>> will be
>>> back
>>>
>>> The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
>>>
>>> The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then
>>> slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
>>>
>>> The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
>>>
>>> The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
>>> doesn't
>>> care
>>>
>>> The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
>>>
>>> The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch
>>> floppy
>>> ... then discards it through Windows[/color]
>>
>> You've finally posted something of substance, congratulations.
>> --
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> Trying to co-opt me to the dark side of the force? Nevertheless, if the
> post brought some lightness to your world, good.[/color]

OUR world IS the world of light. Dimmies and other LIEbrawls always run AWAY
from the light.


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