Re: OT 'There is a god!'

C. Weed Kelp wrote:[color=blue]
> On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 20:46:10 GMT, Scott in Florida
> <NotInTheNextLifetime@nope.ucan't> wrote:
>[color=green]
>> A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
>> teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly
>> stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
>> Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want
>> you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
>> minutes!!!!!"
>>
>> The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
>> went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this
>> platform!!!!"
>>
>> Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am,
>> God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
>>
>> His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL,
>> just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and
>> newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL
>> hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from
>> his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!
>>
>> The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in
>> confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and
>> sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
>>
>> Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He
>> looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his
>> senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with
>> you?!
>> Why did you do that!?"
>>
>> "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are
>> protecting your right to say stupid shxt and act like an axxhole!!!
>> So he sent me!!"
>> --
>> Scott in Florida[/color]
>
>
> And now...the rest of the story.
>
> God proved he was only half interested as he let 1500 US servicemen
> die in Iraq and 10000 get wounded, many losing arms or legs.[/color]

Not all servicemen are Christians or Jews. ;^)
--

- Philip

"Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.n0t> wrote:
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>C. Weed Kelp wrote:[color=green]
>> On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 20:46:10 GMT, Scott in Florida
>> <NotInTheNextLifetime@nope.ucan't> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
>>> teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly
>>> stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
>>> Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want
>>> you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
>>> minutes!!!!!"
>>>
>>> The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
>>> went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this
>>> platform!!!!"
>>>
>>> Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am,
>>> God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
>>>
>>> His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL,
>>> just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and
>>> newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL
>>> hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from
>>> his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!
>>>
>>> The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in
>>> confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and
>>> sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
>>>
>>> Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He
>>> looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his
>>> senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with
>>> you?!
>>> Why did you do that!?"
>>>
>>> "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are
>>> protecting your right to say stupid shxt and act like an axxhole!!!
>>> So he sent me!!"
>>> --
>>> Scott in Florida[/color]
>>
>>
>> And now...the rest of the story.
>>
>> God proved he was only half interested as he let 1500 US servicemen
>> die in Iraq and 10000 get wounded, many losing arms or legs.[/color]
>
>Not all servicemen are Christians or Jews. ;^)[/color]

That's an absolutely disgusting answer philip...where's your
sense of decency for Christ's sake?
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

Gord Beaman wrote:[color=blue]
> "Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.n0t> wrote:
>[color=green]
>> C. Weed Kelp wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 20:46:10 GMT, Scott in Florida
>>> <NotInTheNextLifetime@nope.ucan't> wrote:
>>>
>>>> A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
>>>> teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he
>>>> flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there
>>>> was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are
>>>> real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you
>>>> exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
>>>>
>>>> The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
>>>> minutes went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off
>>>> this platform!!!!"
>>>>
>>>> Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I
>>>> am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
>>>>
>>>> His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL,
>>>> just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq
>>>> and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The
>>>> SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor
>>>> tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!
>>>>
>>>> The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in
>>>> confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and
>>>> sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
>>>>
>>>> Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He
>>>> looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained
>>>> his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter
>>>> with you?!
>>>> Why did you do that!?"
>>>>
>>>> "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are
>>>> protecting your right to say stupid shxt and act like an axxhole!!!
>>>> So he sent me!!"
>>>> --
>>>> Scott in Florida
>>>
>>>
>>> And now...the rest of the story.
>>>
>>> God proved he was only half interested as he let 1500 US servicemen
>>> die in Iraq and 10000 get wounded, many losing arms or legs.[/color]
>>
>> Not all servicemen are Christians or Jews. ;^)[/color]
>
> That's an absolutely disgusting answer philip...where's your
> sense of decency for Christ's sake?[/color]

Notice the "winkie?" That you find it digusting enough to comment shows
the power of the statement directed to the person for which it was intended.
(C.Weed)
--

- Philip

On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 20:46:10 GMT, Scott in Florida
<NotInTheNextLifetime@nope.ucan't> wrote:
[color=blue]
>A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
>teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly
>stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
>Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want
>you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
>minutes!!!!!"
>
>The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
>went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this
>platform!!!!"
>
>Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am,
>God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
>
>His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL,
>just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and
>newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL
>hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from
>his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!
>
>The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in
>confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and
>sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
>
>Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked
>at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses
>and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?!
>Why did you do that!?"
>
>"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting
>your right to say stupid shxt and act like an axxhole!!! So he sent
>me!!"
> --
> Scott in Florida[/color]


And now...the rest of the story.

God proved he was only half interested as he let 1500 US servicemen
die in Iraq and 10000 get wounded, many losing arms or legs.

C. Weed Kelp wrote:[color=blue]
> On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 20:46:10 GMT, Scott in Florida
> <NotInTheNextLifetime@nope.ucan't> wrote:
>[color=green]
>> A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
>> teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly
>> stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
>> Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want
>> you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
>> minutes!!!!!"
>>
>> The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
>> went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this
>> platform!!!!"
>>
>> Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am,
>> God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
>>
>> His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL,
>> just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and
>> newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL
>> hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from
>> his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!
>>
>> The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in
>> confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and
>> sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
>>
>> Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He
>> looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his
>> senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with
>> you?!
>> Why did you do that!?"
>>
>> "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are
>> protecting your right to say stupid shxt and act like an axxhole!!!
>> So he sent me!!"
>> --
>> Scott in Florida[/color]
>
>
> And now...the rest of the story.
>
> God proved he was only half interested as he let 1500 US servicemen
> die in Iraq and 10000 get wounded, many losing arms or legs.[/color]

Not all servicemen are Christians or Jews. ;^)
--

- Philip

"Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.n0t> wrote:
[color=blue]
>C. Weed Kelp wrote:[color=green]
>> On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 20:46:10 GMT, Scott in Florida
>> <NotInTheNextLifetime@nope.ucan't> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>> A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
>>> teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly
>>> stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
>>> Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want
>>> you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
>>> minutes!!!!!"
>>>
>>> The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
>>> went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off this
>>> platform!!!!"
>>>
>>> Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am,
>>> God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
>>>
>>> His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL,
>>> just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and
>>> newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL
>>> hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from
>>> his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!
>>>
>>> The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in
>>> confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and
>>> sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
>>>
>>> Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He
>>> looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his
>>> senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with
>>> you?!
>>> Why did you do that!?"
>>>
>>> "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are
>>> protecting your right to say stupid shxt and act like an axxhole!!!
>>> So he sent me!!"
>>> --
>>> Scott in Florida[/color]
>>
>>
>> And now...the rest of the story.
>>
>> God proved he was only half interested as he let 1500 US servicemen
>> die in Iraq and 10000 get wounded, many losing arms or legs.[/color]
>
>Not all servicemen are Christians or Jews. ;^)[/color]

That's an absolutely disgusting answer philip...where's your
sense of decency for Christ's sake?
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)

Gord Beaman wrote:[color=blue]
> "Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.n0t> wrote:
>[color=green]
>> C. Weed Kelp wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> On Thu, 17 Feb 2005 20:46:10 GMT, Scott in Florida
>>> <NotInTheNextLifetime@nope.ucan't> wrote:
>>>
>>>> A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
>>>> teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he
>>>> flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there
>>>> was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are
>>>> real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you
>>>> exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
>>>>
>>>> The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
>>>> minutes went by. " I'm waiting God, if you're real knock me off
>>>> this platform!!!!"
>>>>
>>>> Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I
>>>> am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
>>>>
>>>> His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL,
>>>> just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq
>>>> and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The
>>>> SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor
>>>> tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!
>>>>
>>>> The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in
>>>> confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and
>>>> sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting.
>>>>
>>>> Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He
>>>> looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained
>>>> his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter
>>>> with you?!
>>>> Why did you do that!?"
>>>>
>>>> "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are
>>>> protecting your right to say stupid shxt and act like an axxhole!!!
>>>> So he sent me!!"
>>>> --
>>>> Scott in Florida
>>>
>>>
>>> And now...the rest of the story.
>>>
>>> God proved he was only half interested as he let 1500 US servicemen
>>> die in Iraq and 10000 get wounded, many losing arms or legs.[/color]
>>
>> Not all servicemen are Christians or Jews. ;^)[/color]
>
> That's an absolutely disgusting answer philip...where's your
> sense of decency for Christ's sake?[/color]

Notice the "winkie?" That you find it digusting enough to comment shows
the power of the statement directed to the person for which it was intended.
(C.Weed)
--

- Philip