OT Will for Mrs. Schiavo

Now this is a living will.

I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and
body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on
it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a
cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special
law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads
mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health,
education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent
coma.

Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't
care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run
for the presidency in 2008,it is my wish that they play politics with
someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.

I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to
legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my
behalf.They should mind their own business, too.

If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his
or her existence a living hell.

_______________________________________
____________________________________
Signature
Witness

"Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.n0t> wrote in message
news:T7y4e.1054$sp3.832@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...[color=blue]
> Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a[/color]
special[color=blue]
> law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these[/color]
boneheads[color=blue]
> mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health,
> education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a[/color]
permanent[color=blue]
> coma.[/color]

The Congress did not pass any such law. All they did was allow her parents
to sue in Federal Court, since they are not residents of FL, where Terri's
lived.

On Tue, 5 Apr 2005 09:38:53 -0600, "Mark A" <nobody@nowhere.com>
wrote:
[color=blue]
>"Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.n0t> wrote in message
>news:T7y4e.1054$sp3.832@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...[color=green]
>> Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a[/color]
>special[color=green]
>> law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these[/color]
>boneheads[color=green]
>> mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health,
>> education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a[/color]
>permanent[color=green]
>> coma.[/color]
>
>The Congress did not pass any such law. All they did was allow her parents
>to sue in Federal Court, since they are not residents of FL, where Terri's
>lived.
>[/color]
If they're not residents of Florida, why did they want her burried
there?

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Mark A wrote:[color=blue]
> "Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.n0t> wrote in message
> news:T7y4e.1054$sp3.832@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...[color=green]
>> Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
>> special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that
>> these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention
>> instead to the health, education and future of the millions of
>> Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.[/color]
>
> The Congress did not pass any such law. All they did was allow her
> parents to sue in Federal Court, since they are not residents of FL,
> where Terri's lived.[/color]

"Terri's Law" was passed by the Florida Court some 5-7 years ago. Read up.
--

- Philip

> If they're not residents of Florida, why did they want her burried[color=blue]
> there?
>[/color]
I think they just wanted her buried anywhere because they are Catholic. Her
husband cremated her.

Philip, 4/5/2005, 11:27:47 AM, wrote:
[color=blue]
> Now this is a living will.[/color]
[snipped]

Please leave the OT topics to the other group. This group is
relatively quiet and it would be appreciated if you leave it that way.
Thank you.

--
No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take it too
seriously.

On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 15:27:47 +0000, Philip wrote:
[color=blue]
> Now this is a living will.
>
> I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and
> body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
>
> Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood
> politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on
> it.
>
> If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a
> cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a
> determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and
> attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
>
> Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special
> law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads
> mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health,
> education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent
> coma.
>
> Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't
> care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run
> for the presidency in 2008,it is my wish that they play politics with
> someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.
>
> I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to
> legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these
> people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my
> behalf.They should mind their own business, too.
>
> If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
> political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his
> or her existence a living hell.
>
> _______________________________________
> ____________________________________
> Signature
> Witness[/color]


Too bad she didn't actually HAVE one...just the word of her husband.

Mark A wrote:
|| "Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.n0t> wrote in message
|| news:T7y4e.1054$sp3.832@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
||| Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
||| special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish
||| that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay
||| attention instead to the health, education and future of the
||| millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
||
|| The Congress did not pass any such law. All they did was allow her
|| parents to sue in Federal Court, since they are not residents of FL,
|| where Terri's lived.

I do not know why Philip has been sucked into taking a DEMONrat position on
this issue. DEMONrat/LIEbrawls are the ones who REALLY tried to milk this
issue.

badgolferman wrote:
|| Philip, 4/5/2005, 11:27:47 AM, wrote:
||
||| Now this is a living will.
|| [snipped]
||
|| Please leave the OT topics to the other group. This group is
|| relatively quiet and it would be appreciated if you leave it that
|| way. Thank you.

Agreed, especially concerning DEMONrat loser propaganda.


||
|| --
|| No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take it too
|| seriously.

hachiroku wrote:
|| On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 15:27:47 +0000, Philip wrote:
||
||| Now this is a living will.
|||
||| I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound
||| mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by
||| artificial means.
|||
||| Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of
||| peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if
||| their lives depended on it.
|||
||| If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask
||| for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get
||| better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my
||| spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in
||| the tubes and call it a day.
|||
||| Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
||| special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish
||| that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay
||| attention instead to the health, education and future of the
||| millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
|||
||| Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I
||| don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge
||| for their run for the presidency in 2008,it is my wish that they
||| play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in
||| peace.
|||
||| I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to
||| legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know
||| these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and
||| crusade on my behalf.They should mind their own business, too.
|||
||| If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
||| political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and
||| make his or her existence a living hell.
|||
||| _______________________________________
||| ____________________________________
||| Signature
||| Witness
||
||
|| Too bad she didn't actually HAVE one...just the word of her husband.

Amen to THAT, bro'!

"SHARX." <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:vUJ4e.2210$7Q4.457@clgrps13...[color=blue]
> Mark A wrote:
> || "Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.n0t> wrote in message
> || news:T7y4e.1054$sp3.832@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> ||| Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a
> ||| special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish
> ||| that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay
> ||| attention instead to the health, education and future of the
> ||| millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
> ||
> || The Congress did not pass any such law. All they did was allow her
> || parents to sue in Federal Court, since they are not residents of FL,
> || where Terri's lived.
>
> I do not know why Philip has been sucked into taking a DEMONrat position
> on this issue. DEMONrat/LIEbrawls are the ones who REALLY tried to milk
> this issue.
>[/color]

Hey dolfin or sharx or whatever else you go by, I see you're still an
knuckle-dragging mouth-breather. Those are cute names for Democrat and
Liberal, though. BTW, how's your sister? lol

Truckdude wrote:
|| "SHARX." <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
|| news:vUJ4e.2210$7Q4.457@clgrps13...
||| Mark A wrote:
||||| "Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.n0t> wrote in message
||||| news:T7y4e.1054$sp3.832@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
|||||| Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature
|||||| enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is
|||||| my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and
|||||| pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the
|||||| millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
|||||
||||| The Congress did not pass any such law. All they did was allow her
||||| parents to sue in Federal Court, since they are not residents of
||||| FL, where Terri's lived.
|||
||| I do not know why Philip has been sucked into taking a DEMONrat
||| position on this issue. DEMONrat/LIEbrawls are the ones who REALLY
||| tried to milk this issue.
|||
||
|| Hey dolfin or sharx or whatever else you go by, I see you're still an
|| knuckle-dragging mouth-breather. Those are cute names for Democrat
|| and Liberal, though. BTW, how's your sister? lol

My sister, you say? She was fine the Sunday before last. We were over there
for Easter Dinner. Damn fine eatin's, I say! My sister wanted to know
whether you still spend most of the time sitting in the John, a-wankin' to
tpics of those models in the old Toyota catalogues.

"SHARX." <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:EkK4e.2223$7Q4.1451@clgrps13...[color=blue]
> Truckdude wrote:
> || "SHARX." <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> || news:vUJ4e.2210$7Q4.457@clgrps13...
> ||| Mark A wrote:
> ||||| "Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.n0t> wrote in message
> ||||| news:T7y4e.1054$sp3.832@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> |||||| Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature
> |||||| enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is
> |||||| my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and
> |||||| pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the
> |||||| millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
> |||||
> ||||| The Congress did not pass any such law. All they did was allow her
> ||||| parents to sue in Federal Court, since they are not residents of
> ||||| FL, where Terri's lived.
> |||
> ||| I do not know why Philip has been sucked into taking a DEMONrat
> ||| position on this issue. DEMONrat/LIEbrawls are the ones who REALLY
> ||| tried to milk this issue.
> |||
> ||
> || Hey dolfin or sharx or whatever else you go by, I see you're still an
> || knuckle-dragging mouth-breather. Those are cute names for Democrat
> || and Liberal, though. BTW, how's your sister? lol
>
> My sister, you say? She was fine the Sunday before last. We were over[/color]
there[color=blue]
> for Easter Dinner. Damn fine eatin's, I say! My sister wanted to know
> whether you still spend most of the time sitting in the John, a-wankin' to
> tpics of those models in the old Toyota catalogues.[/color]

Looks like a game of how many aliases can the neocon trolls use.

Josh wrote:
|| "SHARX." <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
|| news:EkK4e.2223$7Q4.1451@clgrps13...
||| Truckdude wrote:
||||| "SHARX." <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
||||| news:vUJ4e.2210$7Q4.457@clgrps13...
|||||| Mark A wrote:
|||||||| "Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.n0t> wrote in message
|||||||| news:T7y4e.1054$sp3.832@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
||||||||| Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature
||||||||| enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It
||||||||| is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business,
||||||||| and pay attention instead to the health, education and future
||||||||| of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
||||||||
|||||||| The Congress did not pass any such law. All they did was allow
|||||||| her parents to sue in Federal Court, since they are not
|||||||| residents of FL, where Terri's lived.
||||||
|||||| I do not know why Philip has been sucked into taking a DEMONrat
|||||| position on this issue. DEMONrat/LIEbrawls are the ones who
|||||| REALLY tried to milk this issue.
||||||
|||||
||||| Hey dolfin or sharx or whatever else you go by, I see you're
||||| still an knuckle-dragging mouth-breather. Those are cute names
||||| for Democrat and Liberal, though. BTW, how's your sister? lol
|||
||| My sister, you say? She was fine the Sunday before last. We were
||| over there for Easter Dinner. Damn fine eatin's, I say! My sister
||| wanted to know whether you still spend most of the time sitting in
||| the John, a-wankin' to tpics of those models in the old Toyota
||| catalogues.
||
|| Looks like a game of how many aliases can the neocon trolls use.

Smoke pole, Josh.

"Josh" <nospam@anywherebutrightoverthere.net> wrote in message
news:a2KdncTeAP9J7s7fUSdV9g@ptd.net...[color=blue]
>
> "SHARX." <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:EkK4e.2223$7Q4.1451@clgrps13...[color=green]
>> Truckdude wrote:
>> || "SHARX." <sharx35@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> || news:vUJ4e.2210$7Q4.457@clgrps13...
>> ||| Mark A wrote:
>> ||||| "Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.n0t> wrote in message
>> ||||| news:T7y4e.1054$sp3.832@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
>> |||||| Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature
>> |||||| enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is
>> |||||| my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and
>> |||||| pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the
>> |||||| millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
>> |||||
>> ||||| The Congress did not pass any such law. All they did was allow her
>> ||||| parents to sue in Federal Court, since they are not residents of
>> ||||| FL, where Terri's lived.
>> |||
>> ||| I do not know why Philip has been sucked into taking a DEMONrat
>> ||| position on this issue. DEMONrat/LIEbrawls are the ones who REALLY
>> ||| tried to milk this issue.
>> |||
>> ||
>> || Hey dolfin or sharx or whatever else you go by, I see you're still an
>> || knuckle-dragging mouth-breather. Those are cute names for Democrat
>> || and Liberal, though. BTW, how's your sister? lol
>>
>> My sister, you say? She was fine the Sunday before last. We were over[/color]
> there[color=green]
>> for Easter Dinner. Damn fine eatin's, I say! My sister wanted to know
>> whether you still spend most of the time sitting in the John, a-wankin'
>> to
>> tpics of those models in the old Toyota catalogues.[/color]
>
> Looks like a game of how many aliases can the neocon trolls use.
>
>[/color]

Yeah, several months back he took it into the gutter with some sister/mother
type stuff. He walked right into the losing end of a spit/swallow putdown
and has been changing his posting name periodically ever since. He is their
neocon poster-child, emphasis on the "child." He is such a moron, I usually
don't bother with him, but for some reason I felt like it tonight.