WAY OT: Hey Josh...

Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!

Natalie

************************************************************

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass.

CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to
lip-sync.

HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.

HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that
of the congregation's range.

RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly,
since most of the people have already left.

INCENSE: Holy Smoke!

JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to find colleges with
good basketball teams.

JONAH: The original "Jaws" story.

JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.

KYRIE ELEISON: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides
gyros and
baklava.

MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.

MANGER: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an
HMO. (The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always been
rough.)

PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.

PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass consisting of
altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.

RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by
parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.

RELICS: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know
when to sit, kneel, and stand.

TEN COMMANDMENTS: The most important Top Ten list not given by David
Letterman.

USHERS: The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of
a pew.


--





[url]http://www.dwarfstar.net[/url] - the best internet relay chat network ever!

"Wicked little doll, you are not human,
Wicked little doll, you have no soul."
(David Byrne, 1997)

Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=blue]
> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny![/color]
[color=blue]
> HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.[/color]

That made me laugh.
[color=blue]
> KYRIE ELEISON: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize
> besides gyros and
> baklava.[/color]

This one made me hungry for Baklava. =)

Thanks, funny stuff.

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:42b71bfe$0$14503$626a14ce@news.free.fr...[color=blue]
> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!
>
> Natalie[/color]

And true!

Ray O

(the Japanese-American kid who grew up near a Jewish neighborhood but went
to Catholic elementary and high school)
[color=blue]
>
> ************************************************************
>
> AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
>
> BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass.
>
> CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to
> lip-sync.
>
> HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
>
> HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than
> that of the congregation's range.
>
> RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly,
> since most of the people have already left.
>
> INCENSE: Holy Smoke!
>
> JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to find colleges with
> good basketball teams.
>
> JONAH: The original "Jaws" story.
>
> JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.
>
> KYRIE ELEISON: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize
> besides gyros and
> baklava.
>
> MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.
>
> MANGER: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an
> HMO. (The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always been
> rough.)
>
> PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.
>
> PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass consisting
> of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.
>
> RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by
> parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.
>
> RELICS: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know
> when to sit, kneel, and stand.
>
> TEN COMMANDMENTS: The most important Top Ten list not given by David
> Letterman.
>
> USHERS: The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity
> of a pew.
>
>
> --
>
>
>
>
>
> [url]http://www.dwarfstar.net[/url] - the best internet relay chat network ever!
>
> "Wicked little doll, you are not human,
> Wicked little doll, you have no soul."
> (David Byrne, 1997)
>[/color]

"Ray O" <rokigawa@tristarassociatesDOT.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:42b71bfe$0$14503$626a14ce@news.free.fr...[color=green]
>> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
> And true!
>
> Ray O
>
> (the Japanese-American kid who grew up near a Jewish neighborhood but went
> to Catholic elementary and high school)
>[/color]
EGAD! No wonder you have great social skills - you needed them to survive![color=blue][color=green]
>>
>> ************************************************************[/color][/color]
As a nurse who's frequently frustrated at how badly insurance companies
neglect their clients, this is my fave:
[color=blue][color=green]
>>
>> MANGER: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an
>> HMO. (The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always been
>> rough.)[/color][/color]

Reminds me of a scene from "Muppets In Space" - an evil scientist was about
to torture one of the Muppets. The victim (Kermit, I think) paused and
asked if the torture would be covered by his HMO. The villain left for a
bit, came back, and said, "Good news! It's covered!" That, unfortunately
was the only truly funny joke in that lame-ass movie, IMO. Parents of small
children often have to suffer.

By contrast, I expected to absolutely hate the "George Of The Jungle" flick,
but it's hilarious.

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:42b71bfe$0$14503$626a14ce@news.free.fr...[color=blue]
> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!
>[/color]
[snip][color=blue]
> HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
>[/color]
[snip]

Very funny. This one, in particular reminds me of something our Priest
asked when reviewing children's fitness for First Communion:

How do you make Holy Water?

Take a gallon of regular water and boil the hell out of it.

"DH" <DH@stargate.nospam.com> wrote in message
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> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:42b71bfe$0$14503$626a14ce@news.free.fr...[color=green]
>> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!
>>[/color]
> [snip][color=green]
>> HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
>>[/color]
> [snip]
>
> Very funny. This one, in particular reminds me of something our Priest
> asked when reviewing children's fitness for First Communion:
>
> How do you make Holy Water?
>
> Take a gallon of regular water and boil the hell out of it.
>
>
>[/color]
ROFL!

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Ray O" <rokigawa@tristarassociatesDOT.com> wrote in message
> news:b85a1$42b71eef$44a4a10d$19516@msgid.meganewsservers.com...[color=green]
>>
>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:42b71bfe$0$14503$626a14ce@news.free.fr...[color=darkred]
>>> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!
>>>
>>> Natalie[/color]
>>
>> And true!
>>
>> Ray O
>>
>> (the Japanese-American kid who grew up near a Jewish neighborhood but
>> went to Catholic elementary and high school)
>>[/color]
> EGAD! No wonder you have great social skills - you needed them to
> survive![color=green][color=darkred]
>>>[/color][/color][/color]

I used to call bagels "Japanese donuts" because my mother would send me to
the Arfa's Bakery every Saturday morning for bread and bagels. I'd watch
fascinated as they put the loaf of bread into a fancy slicing machine and at
that time, a bagel was a bagel - no sesame blueberry salted garlic types
like they do now. I was in college before I discovered that bagels were
considered a Jewish ethnic food.


[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
>>> ************************************************************[/color][/color]
> As a nurse who's frequently frustrated at how badly insurance companies
> neglect their clients, this is my fave:
>[color=green][color=darkred]
>>>
>>> MANGER: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by
>>> an HMO. (The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always
>>> been rough.)[/color][/color]
>
> Reminds me of a scene from "Muppets In Space" - an evil scientist was
> about to torture one of the Muppets. The victim (Kermit, I think)
> paused and asked if the torture would be covered by his HMO. The villain
> left for a bit, came back, and said, "Good news! It's covered!" That,
> unfortunately was the only truly funny joke in that lame-ass movie, IMO.
> Parents of small children often have to suffer.
>
> By contrast, I expected to absolutely hate the "George Of The Jungle"
> flick, but it's hilarious.
>
> Natalie[/color]

I have not seen George of the Jungle. My favorites are Road Runner ( I
think I got my interest in tinkering from watching Wile E Coyote) and Sponge
Bob Squarepants.
--
Ray O
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"Ray O" <rokigawa@tristarassociatesDOT.com> wrote in message
news:828a6$42b730ec$44a4a10d$20440@msgid.meganewsservers.com...[color=blue]
>
> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:42b727e1$0$14862$636a15ce@news.free.fr...[color=green][color=darkred]
>>>> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!
>>>>
>>>> Natalie
>>>
>>> And true!
>>>
>>> Ray O
>>>
>>> (the Japanese-American kid who grew up near a Jewish neighborhood but
>>> went to Catholic elementary and high school)
>>>[/color]
>> EGAD! No wonder you have great social skills - you needed them to
>> survive![color=darkred]
>>>>[/color][/color]
>
> I used to call bagels "Japanese donuts" because my mother would send me to
> the Arfa's Bakery every Saturday morning for bread and bagels. I'd watch
> fascinated as they put the loaf of bread into a fancy slicing machine and
> at that time, a bagel was a bagel - no sesame blueberry salted garlic types
> like they do now. I was in college before I discovered that bagels were
> considered a Jewish ethnic food.[/color]

LOL you kill me[color=blue]
>
>
>[color=green][color=darkred]
>>>> ************************************************************[/color]
>> As a nurse who's frequently frustrated at how badly insurance companies
>> neglect their clients, this is my fave:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>>
>>>> MANGER: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by
>>>> an HMO. (The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always
>>>> been rough.)[/color]
>>
>> Reminds me of a scene from "Muppets In Space" - an evil scientist was
>> about to torture one of the Muppets. The victim (Kermit, I think)
>> paused and asked if the torture would be covered by his HMO. The villain
>> left for a bit, came back, and said, "Good news! It's covered!" That,
>> unfortunately was the only truly funny joke in that lame-ass movie, IMO.
>> Parents of small children often have to suffer.
>>
>> By contrast, I expected to absolutely hate the "George Of The Jungle"
>> flick, but it's hilarious.
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
> I have not seen George of the Jungle. My favorites are Road Runner ( I
> think I got my interest in tinkering from watching Wile E Coyote) and
> Sponge Bob Squarepants.
> --
> Ray O[/color]

The GOTG movie is live-action, with Brendan Fraser. Very good satire, much
to my surprise. They poke fun at themselves, such as the narrator's comments
about George being shot: (Not an exact quote) "He's the hero of the movie, so
of course he's not dead."

LOL there are a zillion of those in the movie

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:42b738c3$0$31197$636a15ce@news.free.fr...[color=blue]
>
> "Ray O" <rokigawa@tristarassociatesDOT.com> wrote in message
> news:828a6$42b730ec$44a4a10d$20440@msgid.meganewsservers.com...[color=green]
>>
>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:42b727e1$0$14862$636a15ce@news.free.fr...[color=darkred]
>>>>> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!
>>>>>
>>>>> Natalie
>>>>
>>>> And true!
>>>>
>>>> Ray O
>>>>
>>>> (the Japanese-American kid who grew up near a Jewish neighborhood but
>>>> went to Catholic elementary and high school)
>>>>
>>> EGAD! No wonder you have great social skills - you needed them to
>>> survive!
>>>>>[/color]
>>
>> I used to call bagels "Japanese donuts" because my mother would send me
>> to the Arfa's Bakery every Saturday morning for bread and bagels. I'd
>> watch fascinated as they put the loaf of bread into a fancy slicing
>> machine and at that time, a bagel was a bagel - no sesame blueberry
>> salted garlic types like they do now. I was in college before I
>> discovered that bagels were considered a Jewish ethnic food.[/color]
>
> LOL you kill me[color=green]
>>
>>
>>[color=darkred]
>>>>> ************************************************************
>>> As a nurse who's frequently frustrated at how badly insurance companies
>>> neglect their clients, this is my fave:
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> MANGER: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered
>>>>> by an HMO. (The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has
>>>>> always been rough.)
>>>
>>> Reminds me of a scene from "Muppets In Space" - an evil scientist was
>>> about to torture one of the Muppets. The victim (Kermit, I think)
>>> paused and asked if the torture would be covered by his HMO. The
>>> villain left for a bit, came back, and said, "Good news! It's covered!"
>>> That, unfortunately was the only truly funny joke in that lame-ass
>>> movie, IMO. Parents of small children often have to suffer.
>>>
>>> By contrast, I expected to absolutely hate the "George Of The Jungle"
>>> flick, but it's hilarious.
>>>
>>> Natalie[/color]
>>
>> I have not seen George of the Jungle. My favorites are Road Runner ( I
>> think I got my interest in tinkering from watching Wile E Coyote) and
>> Sponge Bob Squarepants.
>> --
>> Ray O[/color]
>
> The GOTG movie is live-action, with Brendan Fraser. Very good satire,
> much to my surprise. They poke fun at themselves, such as the narrator's
> comments about George being shot: (Not an exact quote) "He's the hero of
> the movie, so of course he's not dead."
>
> LOL there are a zillion of those in the movie
>
> Natalie
>[/color]
OK, I guess I'll have to see if I can find it at the movie rental place.
The reason I like cartoons is that I can't behave and sit still through an
entire feature length move - too much coffee, bored, have to go the
bathroom, whatever, but cartoons are about my speed and length.
--
Ray O
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On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 14:50:01 -0500, Ray O wrote:
[color=blue]
>
> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:42b71bfe$0$14503$626a14ce@news.free.fr...[color=green]
>> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
> And true!
>
> Ray O
>
> (the Japanese-American kid who grew up near a Jewish neighborhood but went
> to Catholic elementary and high school)[/color]

You ALL realize you're going to burn for these, right?
[color=blue]
>[color=green]
>>
>> ************************************************************
>>
>> AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
>>
>> BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass.
>>
>> CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to
>> lip-sync.
>>
>> HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
>>
>> HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than
>> that of the congregation's range.
>>
>> RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly,
>> since most of the people have already left.
>>
>> INCENSE: Holy Smoke!
>>
>> JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to find colleges with
>> good basketball teams.
>>
>> JONAH: The original "Jaws" story.
>>
>> JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.
>>
>> KYRIE ELEISON: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize
>> besides gyros and
>> baklava.
>>
>> MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.
>>
>> MANGER: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an
>> HMO. (The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always been
>> rough.)
>>
>> PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.
>>
>> PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass consisting
>> of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.
>>
>> RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by
>> parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.
>>
>> RELICS: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know
>> when to sit, kneel, and stand.
>>
>> TEN COMMANDMENTS: The most important Top Ten list not given by David
>> Letterman.
>>
>> USHERS: The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity
>> of a pew.
>>
>>
>> --
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> [url]http://www.dwarfstar.net[/url] - the best internet relay chat network ever!
>>
>> "Wicked little doll, you are not human,
>> Wicked little doll, you have no soul."
>> (David Byrne, 1997)
>>[/color][/color]

"Ray O" <rokigawa@tristarassociatesDOT.com> wrote in message
news:654bb$42b7419c$44a4a10d$21307@msgid.meganewsservers.com...[color=blue]
>
> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:42b738c3$0$31197$636a15ce@news.free.fr...[color=green][color=darkred]
>>>>>> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!
>>>> As a nurse who's frequently frustrated at how badly insurance companies
>>>> neglect their clients, this is my fave:
>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> MANGER: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered
>>>>>> by an HMO. (The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has
>>>>>> always been rough.)
>>>>
>>>> Reminds me of a scene from "Muppets In Space" - an evil scientist was
>>>> about to torture one of the Muppets. The victim (Kermit, I think)
>>>> paused and asked if the torture would be covered by his HMO. The
>>>> villain left for a bit, came back, and said, "Good news! It's covered!"
>>>> That, unfortunately was the only truly funny joke in that lame-ass
>>>> movie, IMO. Parents of small children often have to suffer.
>>>>
>>>> By contrast, I expected to absolutely hate the "George Of The Jungle"
>>>> flick, but it's hilarious.
>>>>
>>>> Natalie
>>>
>>> I have not seen George of the Jungle. My favorites are Road Runner ( I
>>> think I got my interest in tinkering from watching Wile E Coyote) and
>>> Sponge Bob Squarepants.
>>> --
>>> Ray O[/color]
>>
>> The GOTG movie is live-action, with Brendan Fraser. Very good satire,
>> much to my surprise. They poke fun at themselves, such as the narrator's
>> comments about George being shot: (Not an exact quote) "He's the hero of
>> the movie, so of course he's not dead."
>>
>> LOL there are a zillion of those in the movie
>>
>> Natalie
>>[/color]
> OK, I guess I'll have to see if I can find it at the movie rental place.
> The reason I like cartoons is that I can't behave and sit still through an
> entire feature length move - too much coffee, bored, have to go the
> bathroom, whatever, but cartoons are about my speed and length.
> --
> Ray O[/color]

This one was way more intelligent than I thought it would be. I was also
pleasantly surprised with the first "Wayne's World" flick. The second one
sucked.

Natalie

"hachiroku" <hachiroku@Trueno.GTS> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.06.20.23.13.28.76729@Trueno.GTS...[color=blue]
> On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 14:50:01 -0500, Ray O wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:42b71bfe$0$14503$626a14ce@news.free.fr...[color=darkred]
>>> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!
>>>
>>> Natalie[/color]
>>
>> And true!
>>
>> Ray O
>>
>> (the Japanese-American kid who grew up near a Jewish neighborhood but went
>> to Catholic elementary and high school)[/color]
>
> You ALL realize you're going to burn for these, right?
>[/color]

*roasting marshmallows*

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Ray O" <rokigawa@tristarassociatesDOT.com> wrote in message
> news:654bb$42b7419c$44a4a10d$21307@msgid.meganewsservers.com...[color=green]
>>
>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:42b738c3$0$31197$636a15ce@news.free.fr...[color=darkred]
>>>>>>> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!
>>>>> As a nurse who's frequently frustrated at how badly insurance
>>>>> companies neglect their clients, this is my fave:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> MANGER: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered
>>>>>>> by an HMO. (The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has
>>>>>>> always been rough.)
>>>>>
>>>>> Reminds me of a scene from "Muppets In Space" - an evil scientist was
>>>>> about to torture one of the Muppets. The victim (Kermit, I think)
>>>>> paused and asked if the torture would be covered by his HMO. The
>>>>> villain left for a bit, came back, and said, "Good news! It's
>>>>> covered!" That, unfortunately was the only truly funny joke in that
>>>>> lame-ass movie, IMO. Parents of small children often have to suffer.
>>>>>
>>>>> By contrast, I expected to absolutely hate the "George Of The Jungle"
>>>>> flick, but it's hilarious.
>>>>>
>>>>> Natalie
>>>>
>>>> I have not seen George of the Jungle. My favorites are Road Runner ( I
>>>> think I got my interest in tinkering from watching Wile E Coyote) and
>>>> Sponge Bob Squarepants.
>>>> --
>>>> Ray O
>>>
>>> The GOTG movie is live-action, with Brendan Fraser. Very good satire,
>>> much to my surprise. They poke fun at themselves, such as the
>>> narrator's comments about George being shot: (Not an exact quote) "He's
>>> the hero of the movie, so of course he's not dead."
>>>
>>> LOL there are a zillion of those in the movie
>>>
>>> Natalie
>>>[/color]
>> OK, I guess I'll have to see if I can find it at the movie rental place.
>> The reason I like cartoons is that I can't behave and sit still through
>> an entire feature length move - too much coffee, bored, have to go the
>> bathroom, whatever, but cartoons are about my speed and length.
>> --
>> Ray O[/color]
>
> This one was way more intelligent than I thought it would be. I was also
> pleasantly surprised with the first "Wayne's World" flick. The second one
> sucked.
>
> Natalie[/color]
LOL! Best scene in WW1 was the guys riding in the Pacer listening to Queen.
--
Ray O
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"hachiroku" <hachiroku@Trueno.GTS> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.06.20.23.13.28.76729@Trueno.GTS...[color=blue]
> On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 14:50:01 -0500, Ray O wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:42b71bfe$0$14503$626a14ce@news.free.fr...[color=darkred]
>>> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!
>>>
>>> Natalie[/color]
>>
>> And true!
>>
>> Ray O
>>
>> (the Japanese-American kid who grew up near a Jewish neighborhood but
>> went
>> to Catholic elementary and high school)[/color]
>
> You ALL realize you're going to burn for these, right?
>[/color]

Already got cooked last week on our climbing and rappelling trip. I made
sure that all the kids put on the sunscreen I brought along. I told the
kids to put it on and pass it around but the bottle didn't make its way back
to me until late afternoon, when I had been standing in the sun on top of a
cliff for 8 hours. Soooo, the person with the darkest complexion ended up
the reddest - now shedding skin like a snake.
--
Ray O
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On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 21:55:04 -0500, Ray O wrote:
[color=blue]
>
>
> "hachiroku" <hachiroku@Trueno.GTS> wrote in message
> news:pan.2005.06.20.23.13.28.76729@Trueno.GTS...[color=green]
>> On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 14:50:01 -0500, Ray O wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>> news:42b71bfe$0$14503$626a14ce@news.free.fr...
>>>> Here's religious satire that I think is actually funny!
>>>>
>>>> Natalie
>>>
>>> And true!
>>>
>>> Ray O
>>>
>>> (the Japanese-American kid who grew up near a Jewish neighborhood but
>>> went
>>> to Catholic elementary and high school)[/color]
>>
>> You ALL realize you're going to burn for these, right?
>>[/color]
>
> Already got cooked last week on our climbing and rappelling trip. I made
> sure that all the kids put on the sunscreen I brought along. I told the
> kids to put it on and pass it around but the bottle didn't make its way back
> to me until late afternoon, when I had been standing in the sun on top of a
> cliff for 8 hours. Soooo, the person with the darkest complexion ended up
> the reddest - now shedding skin like a snake.[/color]


Took my Little Princess for a swimming lesson one day. Wife said "Wear
Suntan Oil" I said "NAH!" Two days out of work after being baked like a
lobster!. Little Princess thought it was funny; I said "You don't like
mosquito bites, do you?" "no" "OK, imagine a MILLION mosquitoes biting you
all at once" She didn't think it was funny after that!