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07-22-2005, 08:50 PM

Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it doesn't cause
all the trouble my last C&P did!

BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML. Deal with it or get a new
reader. Grow up, It's 2005...

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<td class="jokehead" align="center">God's Total Quality
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<td class="main-bodycopy" align="left"> <blockquote>God would
like to thank you for your belief and
patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a
few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that
your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not
disclose your name or address unless you prefer a direct response to
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Did You Find Out About Your Deity?</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy" valign="middle"
width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Newspaper</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" valign="middle"
width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Bible</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" valign="middle"
width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Torah</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy" valign="middle"
width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Book of Mormon</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" valign="middle"
width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Divine Inspiration</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" valign="middle"
width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Dead Sea Scrolls</td>
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width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Television</td>
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width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Tabloid</td>
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width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
My Mama Told Me</td>
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Burning Shrubbery</td>
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Near Life Experience</td>
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Near Death Experience</td>
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width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
National Public Radio</td>
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width="200"><img
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Other (please specify):
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valign="middle"><b>Which
Model Deity Did You Acquire?</b></td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy" width="90"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Yahweh</td>
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src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Jehovah</td>
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src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Father, Son & Holy Ghost (Trinity Pak)</td>
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src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Krishna</td>
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src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Allah</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="*"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Zeus & entourage (Olympus Pak)</td>
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src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Satan</td>
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src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Gaia / Earth Mother</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="*"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Odin & entourage (Valhalla Pak)</td>
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src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Jesus</td>
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src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Mithra</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="*"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
God 1.0a (Hairy Thunderer)</td>
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src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
None of the above, I was taken in by a false god</td>
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<td colspan="3" class="main-head" valign="middle">Did
Your God Come To You Undamaged, With All Parts In Good Working Order<br>
and With No Obvious Breakage or Missing Attributes?</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy" width="100"><img
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Yes</td>
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src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
No</td>
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valign="middle"><b>IF
NO,</b> please indicate the problems you initially encountered here. Check
all that apply:</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Not eternal</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Finite/Does not occupy the entire cosmos</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Not omniscient</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Not omnipotent</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Not infinitely plastic (incapable of being all things to all
creations)</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Permits sex outside of marriage</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Prohibits sex outside of marriage</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Makes mistakes (Geraldo Rivera, et al)</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Permits bad things to happen to good people</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Looks after life other than that on Earth (particularly that galaxy in
Virgo full of Jews)</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
When beseeched, doesn't stay besecheed</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Requires:      <img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net"
height="12" width="18"> burnt offerings      <img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
virgin sacrifices      <img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
foreskins</td>
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<tbody>
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<td colspan="2" class="main-head" valign="middle">What
Factors Were Relevant In Your Decision to Acquire a Deity?<br>
<span class="main-bodycopy">Please check all that
apply.</span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td main-bodycopy="" valign="top CLASS="
width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Indoctrinated by parents</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Needed a reason to live</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Indoctrinated by society</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Needed focus in whom to despise</td>
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<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Imaginary friend grew up</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Wanted to know Jesus in the Biblical sense</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Hate to think for myself</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Wanted to meet girls/boys</td>
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<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Fear of death</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Wanted to piss off parents</td>
</tr>
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<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Fear of life</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Needed a day away from work</td>
</tr>
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<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Desperate need for certainty</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Like organ music</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Need to feel Morally Superior</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Thought Jerry Falwell was cool</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Shit was falling out of the sky</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
My shrubbery told me to do it</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
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<tr>
<td colspan="3" class="main-head" valign="middle">Are
You Currently Using Medication?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="100"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Yes</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="100"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
No</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="400"> </td>
</tr>
</tbody>
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<hr size="1" width="600">
<table cellspacing="4" width="600">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" class="main-head"
valign="middle">>Have
You Ever Worshipped a Deity Before?<br>
<span class="main-bodycopy">If so, please check false
god(s) you were fooled by.</span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Mick Jagger</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Cthulhu</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
The Almighty Dollar</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Bill Gates</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Left Wing Liberalism</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
The Radical Right</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
The Sun</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Baal</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Ra</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
The Moon</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Beelzebub</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
The Designated Hitter Rule</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
The Great Spirit</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
The Great Pumpkin</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Cindy Crawford</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
A burning shrubbery</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Elvis</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Dennis Rodman</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Tinky Winky</td>
<td colspan="2" width="400"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Other: _________________</td>
</tr>
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<tbody>
<tr>
<td colspan="3" class="main-head" valign="middle">Are
You Currently Using Any Other Source of Inspiration Besides God?<br>
<span class="main-bodycopy">Check all that
apply.</span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Tarot</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Astrology</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Lottery</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Television</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Fortune cookies</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Ann Landers</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Dianetics</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Palmistry</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Psychic Friends Network</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Self-help books</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Biorhythms</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Masturbation</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Alcohol</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Bill Clinton</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Hollywood</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Tea Leaves</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
EST</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
CompuServe</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Mantras</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Jimmy Swaggert</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Crystals</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Human Sacrifice</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Pyramids</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Wandering around the desert</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Insurance policies</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Burning shrubbery</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Tinky Winky</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Barney Fife</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Other: _________________</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<hr size="1" width="600">
<table cellspacing="4" width="600">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" class="main-head" valign="middle">God
Employs a Limited Degree of Divine Intervention to Preserve a Balanced
Level of Felt Presence and Blind Faith. Your Preference Is?<br>
<span class="main-bodycopy">Check all that
apply.</span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="180"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
More Divine Intervention</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="*"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Current level of Divine Intervention is just right</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="180"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Less Divine Intervention</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="*"><img
src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
Don't know... what's Divine Intervention?</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<hr size="1" width="600">
<table cellspacing="4" width="600">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td colspan="3" class="main-head" valign="middle">God
Also Attempts to Maintain a Balanced Level of Disasters and
Miracles...<br>
<span class="main-bodycopy">Please rate on a scale of
1-5 his handling of the following (1 unsatisfactory, 5
excellent).</span><br>
<br>
<span
class="main-bodycopy"><b>DISASTERS</b>:</span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ Flood</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ Famine</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____
Earthquakes</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ War</td> <td
class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ Pestilence</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ Plague</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ SPAM</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ AOL</td> <td
class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ Plague</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<br>
<table cellspacing="4" width="600">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td colspan="2" class="main-bodycopy"
valign="middle"><b>MIRACLES</b>:<br> </td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Rescues</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____
Spontaneous remissions</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Crying
statues</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Stars
hovering over jerkwater towns</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Water
changing to wine</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Water
changing to ice</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Walking
on water</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ VCRs that
set their own clocks</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Saddam
Hussein still alive</td>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Getting
any sex whatsoever</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<hr size="1" width="600">
<table cellspacing="4" width="600">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td class="main-head" valign="middle" width="600">Do
You Have Any Additional Comments or Suggestions For Improving The Quality
of God's Services?<br>
<span class="main-bodycopy">(Attach an additional
sheet if necessary)</span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
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</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<br>
<table cellspacing="4" width="600">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td class="main-bodycopy" width="600"><i>If you are
able to complete the questionnaire and return it to one of our
conveniently located drop-off boxes at least 30 days before the Rapture,
you will be entered in the One Free Miracle of Your Choice drawing
(chances of winning are approximately one in 6.023 x 10<sup>23</sup>,
depending on number of beings entered).</i></td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
</center>
<br>
<span class="note-grey">Adapted from "God Wants to Know,"
�
1993 B.C. Brown    <a class="moz-txt-link-freetext"
href="http://www.espressopress.com/survey.htm">http://www.espressopress.com/survey.htm</a></span><br>
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> Other (please specify):
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> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td colspan="3" class="main-head"
> valign="middle"><b>Which
> Model Deity Did You Acquire?</b></td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
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> Jehovah</td>
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> Allah</td>
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> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Zeus & entourage (Olympus Pak)</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="90"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Satan</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="140"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Gaia / Earth Mother</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="*"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Odin & entourage (Valhalla Pak)</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="90"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Jesus</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="140"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Mithra</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="*"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> God 1.0a (Hairy Thunderer)</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td colspan="3" class="main-bodycopy"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> None of the above, I was taken in by a false god</td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> <hr size="1" width="600">
> <table cellspacing="4" width="600">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td colspan="3" class="main-head" valign="middle">Did
> Your God Come To You Undamaged, With All Parts In Good Working Order<br>
> and With No Obvious Breakage or Missing Attributes?</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="100"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Yes</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="100"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> No</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="400"> </td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> <table cellspacing="4" width="600">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td colspan="4" class="main-bodycopy"
> valign="middle"><b>IF
> NO,</b> please indicate the problems you initially encountered here. Check
> all that apply:</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Not eternal</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Finite/Does not occupy the entire cosmos</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Not omniscient</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Not omnipotent</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Not infinitely plastic (incapable of being all things to all
> creations)</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Permits sex outside of marriage</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Prohibits sex outside of marriage</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Makes mistakes (Geraldo Rivera, et al)</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Permits bad things to happen to good people</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Looks after life other than that on Earth (particularly that galaxy in
> Virgo full of Jews)</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> When beseeched, doesn't stay besecheed</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Requires:      <img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net"
> height="12" width="18"> burnt offerings      <img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> virgin sacrifices      <img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> foreskins</td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> <hr size="1" width="600">
> <table cellspacing="4" width="600">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td colspan="2" class="main-head" valign="middle">What
> Factors Were Relevant In Your Decision to Acquire a Deity?<br>
> <span class="main-bodycopy">Please check all that
> apply.</span></td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td main-bodycopy="" valign="top CLASS="
> width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Indoctrinated by parents</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Needed a reason to live</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Indoctrinated by society</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Needed focus in whom to despise</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Imaginary friend grew up</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Wanted to know Jesus in the Biblical sense</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Hate to think for myself</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Wanted to meet girls/boys</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Fear of death</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Wanted to piss off parents</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Fear of life</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Needed a day away from work</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Desperate need for certainty</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Like organ music</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Need to feel Morally Superior</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Thought Jerry Falwell was cool</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Shit was falling out of the sky</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> My shrubbery told me to do it</td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> <hr size="1" width="600">
> <table cellspacing="4" width="600">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td colspan="3" class="main-head" valign="middle">Are
> You Currently Using Medication?</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="100"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Yes</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="100"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> No</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="400"> </td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> <hr size="1" width="600">
> <table cellspacing="4" width="600">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td colspan="2" class="main-head"
> valign="middle">>Have
> You Ever Worshipped a Deity Before?<br>
> <span class="main-bodycopy">If so, please check false
> god(s) you were fooled by.</span></td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Mick Jagger</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Cthulhu</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> The Almighty Dollar</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Bill Gates</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Left Wing Liberalism</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> The Radical Right</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> The Sun</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Baal</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Ra</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> The Moon</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Beelzebub</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> The Designated Hitter Rule</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> The Great Spirit</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> The Great Pumpkin</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Cindy Crawford</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> A burning shrubbery</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Elvis</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Dennis Rodman</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Tinky Winky</td>
> <td colspan="2" width="400"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Other: _________________</td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> <hr size="1" width="600">
> <table cellspacing="4" width="600">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td colspan="3" class="main-head" valign="middle">Are
> You Currently Using Any Other Source of Inspiration Besides God?<br>
> <span class="main-bodycopy">Check all that
> apply.</span></td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Tarot</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Astrology</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Lottery</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Television</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Fortune cookies</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Ann Landers</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Dianetics</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Palmistry</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Psychic Friends Network</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Self-help books</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Biorhythms</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Masturbation</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Alcohol</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Bill Clinton</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Hollywood</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Tea Leaves</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> EST</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> CompuServe</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Mantras</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Jimmy Swaggert</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Crystals</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Human Sacrifice</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Pyramids</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Wandering around the desert</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Insurance policies</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Burning shrubbery</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Tinky Winky</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Barney Fife</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Other: _________________</td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> <hr size="1" width="600">
> <table cellspacing="4" width="600">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td colspan="2" class="main-head" valign="middle">God
> Employs a Limited Degree of Divine Intervention to Preserve a Balanced
> Level of Felt Presence and Blind Faith. Your Preference Is?<br>
> <span class="main-bodycopy">Check all that
> apply.</span></td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="180"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> More Divine Intervention</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="*"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Current level of Divine Intervention is just right</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="180"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Less Divine Intervention</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="*"><img
> src="cid:part6.00040107.04070903@comcast.net" height="12" width="18">
> Don't know... what's Divine Intervention?</td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> <hr size="1" width="600">
> <table cellspacing="4" width="600">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td colspan="3" class="main-head" valign="middle">God
> Also Attempts to Maintain a Balanced Level of Disasters and
> Miracles...<br>
> <span class="main-bodycopy">Please rate on a scale of
> 1-5 his handling of the following (1 unsatisfactory, 5
> excellent).</span><br>
> <br>
> <span
> class="main-bodycopy"><b>DISASTERS</b>:</span></td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ Flood</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ Famine</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____
> Earthquakes</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ War</td> <td
> class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ Pestilence</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ Plague</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ SPAM</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ AOL</td> <td
> class="main-bodycopy" width="200">_____ Plague</td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> <br>
> <table cellspacing="4" width="600">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td colspan="2" class="main-bodycopy"
> valign="middle"><b>MIRACLES</b>:<br> </td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Rescues</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____
> Spontaneous remissions</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Crying
> statues</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Stars
> hovering over jerkwater towns</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Water
> changing to wine</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Water
> changing to ice</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Walking
> on water</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ VCRs that
> set their own clocks</td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Saddam
> Hussein still alive</td>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="300">_____ Getting
> any sex whatsoever</td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> <hr size="1" width="600">
> <table cellspacing="4" width="600">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-head" valign="middle" width="600">Do
> You Have Any Additional Comments or Suggestions For Improving The Quality
> of God's Services?<br>
> <span class="main-bodycopy">(Attach an additional
> sheet if necessary)</span></td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="600"><br> <hr size="1"
> width="500"></td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="600"> <hr size="1"
> width="500"></td>
> </tr>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="600"> <hr size="1"
> width="500"></td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> <br>
> <table cellspacing="4" width="600">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td class="main-bodycopy" width="600"><i>If you are
> able to complete the questionnaire and return it to one of our
> conveniently located drop-off boxes at least 30 days before the Rapture,
> you will be entered in the One Free Miracle of Your Choice drawing
> (chances of winning are approximately one in 6.023 x 10<sup>23</sup>,
> depending on number of beings entered).</i></td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> </center>
> <br>
> <span class="note-grey">Adapted from "God Wants to Know,"
> �
> 1993 B.C. Brown    <a class="moz-txt-link-freetext"
> href="http://www.espressopress.com/survey.htm">http://www.espressopress.com/survey.htm</a></span><br>
> </td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> 
> </td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> 
> <br>
> 
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> cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td>
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> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="234"> <a
> href="../advertising/index.htm"><img
> src="cid:part124.00060906.08050806@comcast.net" alt="Click here for
> information on advertising with Atheist Alliance" border="1" height="60"
> width="234"></a></td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> </td>
> <td width="60"> </td>
> <td>
> <table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="234"> <a
> href="http://www.hereticards.com" target="_blank"><img
> src="cid:part125.02070004.09060509@comcast.net" alt="HeretiCards.com: Fun
> for the whole damned family..." target="_blank" border="1" height="60"
> width="234"></a></td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> </td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
>  <br>
> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="2">
> <tbody>
> <tr>
> <td class="smallprint_light" align="center" valign="middle"><a
> href="../copyright.html" class="smallprint_light">COPYRIGHT</a>
>   |   <a
> href="mailto:Info@AtheistAlliance.org?SUBJECT=Atheist%20Alliance%20Web%20Center"
> class="smallprint_light">COMMENT? SUGGESTION? BROKEN LINK?</a>
>   |   <a href="../advertising/index.htm"
> class="smallprint_light">ADVERTISING</a></td>
> </tr>
> </tbody>
> </table>
> </center>
> </center>
> </div>
> <pre class="moz-signature" cols="72">--
> "Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them
> pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
> -Sir Winston Churchill
> </pre>
> </body>
> </html>[/color]

07-23-2005, 05:03 AM

On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 00:50:26 GMT, hachiroku <ae86@Trueno.GTS> wrote:
[color=blue]
>Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it doesn't cause
>all the trouble my last C&P did!
>
>BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML. Deal with it or get a new
>reader. Grow up, It's 2005...
>
>
><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> <html>
><head>
> <meta content="text/html;charset=ISO-8859-1" http-equiv="Content-Type">
> <title></title>
></head>
><body bgcolor="#ffffff" text="#000000"> <div align="center">[/color]

[snip]

For all intent and purposes unreadable in Agent.

Wouldn't a link have been better?

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07-23-2005, 06:37 AM

"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
news:3p04e19lgi0df8s3n0k4bfnetk74mtjk3j@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 00:50:26 GMT, hachiroku <ae86@Trueno.GTS> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it doesn't cause
>>all the trouble my last C&P did!
>>
>>BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML. Deal with it or get a new
>>reader. Grow up, It's 2005...
>>
>>
>><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> <html>
>><head>
>> <meta content="text/html;charset=ISO-8859-1" http-equiv="Content-Type">
>> <title></title>
>></head>
>><body bgcolor="#ffffff" text="#000000"> <div align="center">[/color]
>
> [snip]
>
> For all intent and purposes unreadable in Agent.
>
> Wouldn't a link have been better?[/color]

Agent SUCKS and belongs back in the 20th century. Get yourself a more MODERN
newsreader.

[color=blue]
>
> ...[/color]

07-23-2005, 02:33 PM

On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 09:03:50 +0000, noneyabusiness wrote:
[color=blue]
> On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 00:50:26 GMT, hachiroku <ae86@Trueno.GTS> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it doesn't cause
>>all the trouble my last C&P did!
>>
>>BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML. Deal with it or get a new
>>reader. Grow up, It's 2005...
>>
>>
>><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> <html>
>><head>
>> <meta content="text/html;charset=ISO-8859-1" http-equiv="Content-Type">
>> <title></title>
>></head>
>><body bgcolor="#ffffff" text="#000000"> <div align="center">[/color]
>
> [snip]
>
> For all intent and purposes unreadable in Agent.
>
> Wouldn't a link have been better?
>
> ...[/color]

It wasn't a link, it was taken from another group. It was much more
readable when I copied it, but when I went to see what it looked like
after I posted it...er, WTF happened???

I'll clean it up and repost later...

07-23-2005, 02:51 PM

On 22 Jul 2005 18:48:18 -0700, "Learning Richard"
<learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>
>
>hachiroku wrote:[color=green]
>> Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it doesn't cause
>> all the trouble my last C&P did!
>>
>> BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML.[/color]
>
>you're permanently banned.
>[/color]
[snip]

And yet YOU re-quoted the whole damn thing...

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07-23-2005, 08:25 PM

"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
news:7935e15747d7hthj4bihn4bhnid1b0p2ao@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On 22 Jul 2005 18:48:18 -0700, "Learning Richard"
> <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>>
>>hachiroku wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it doesn't
>>> cause
>>> all the trouble my last C&P did!
>>>
>>> BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML.[/color]
>>
>>you're permanently banned.
>>[/color]
> [snip]
>
> And yet YOU re-quoted the whole damn thing...[/color]

My reader had NO trouble with it. Hell, it's 2005, you know.

[color=blue]
>
> ...[/color]

07-25-2005, 01:51 AM

<<It wasn't a link, it was taken from another group. It was much more
readable when I copied it, but when I went to see what it looked like
after I posted it...er, WTF happened???>>

WHy not paste the original text into a New Text File.txt and from there cut
and paste it into here.

"Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.gts> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.07.23.18.47.47.750000@ae86.gts...[color=blue]
> On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 09:03:50 +0000, noneyabusiness wrote:
>[color=green]
>> On Sat, 23 Jul 2005 00:50:26 GMT, hachiroku <ae86@Trueno.GTS> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it doesn't
>>>cause
>>>all the trouble my last C&P did!
>>>
>>>BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML. Deal with it or get a
>>>new
>>>reader. Grow up, It's 2005...
>>>
>>>
>>><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"> <html>
>>><head>
>>> <meta content="text/html;charset=ISO-8859-1" http-equiv="Content-Type">
>>> <title></title>
>>></head>
>>><body bgcolor="#ffffff" text="#000000"> <div align="center">[/color]
>>
>> [snip]
>>
>> For all intent and purposes unreadable in Agent.
>>
>> Wouldn't a link have been better?
>>
>> ...[/color]
>
>
> It wasn't a link, it was taken from another group. It was much more
> readable when I copied it, but when I went to see what it looked like
> after I posted it...er, WTF happened???
>
> I'll clean it up and repost later...[/color]

07-25-2005, 04:32 AM

noneyabusiness wrote:[color=blue]
> On 22 Jul 2005 18:48:18 -0700, "Learning Richard"
> <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
> >
> >
> >hachiroku wrote:[color=darkred]
> >> Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it doesn't cause
> >> all the trouble my last C&P did!
> >>
> >> BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML.[/color]
> >
> >you're permanently banned.
> >[/color]
> [snip]
>
> And yet YOU re-quoted the whole damn thing...[/color]

so what?

07-25-2005, 04:33 AM

"Learning Richard" <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1122280333.437221.188580@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...[color=blue]
>
>
> noneyabusiness wrote:[color=green]
>> On 22 Jul 2005 18:48:18 -0700, "Learning Richard"
>> <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>> >
>> >
>> >hachiroku wrote:
>> >> Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it doesn't
>> >> cause
>> >> all the trouble my last C&P did!
>> >>
>> >> BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML.
>> >
>> >you're permanently banned.
>> >[/color]
>> [snip]
>>
>> And yet YOU re-quoted the whole damn thing...[/color]
>
> so what?
>[/color]

I have to agree, this time, with learning dick. So what?

07-25-2005, 09:05 PM

On 25 Jul 2005 01:32:13 -0700, "Learning Richard"
<learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>
>
>noneyabusiness wrote:[color=green]
>> On 22 Jul 2005 18:48:18 -0700, "Learning Richard"
>> <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>> >
>> >
>> >hachiroku wrote:
>> >> Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it doesn't cause
>> >> all the trouble my last C&P did!
>> >>
>> >> BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML.
>> >
>> >you're permanently banned.
>> >[/color]
>> [snip]
>>
>> And yet YOU re-quoted the whole damn thing...[/color]
>
>so what?[/color]

Dude,
You chastise him (tongue in cheek or otherwise) for posting it in the
first place, then YOU "re-post" it by way of your reply.

Bad netiquette at the very least.
(Top posting, OK. Quoting dozens/hundreds of lines for a one line
reply, baaaaad.)

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07-26-2005, 12:22 AM

"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
news:cc1be15nrua5i62b7mr1jtqj3k1u8ghg2o@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On 25 Jul 2005 01:32:13 -0700, "Learning Richard"
> <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>>
>>noneyabusiness wrote:[color=darkred]
>>> On 22 Jul 2005 18:48:18 -0700, "Learning Richard"
>>> <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >hachiroku wrote:
>>> >> Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it doesn't
>>> >> cause
>>> >> all the trouble my last C&P did!
>>> >>
>>> >> BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML.
>>> >
>>> >you're permanently banned.
>>> >
>>> [snip]
>>>
>>> And yet YOU re-quoted the whole damn thing...[/color]
>>
>>so what?[/color]
>
> Dude,
> You chastise him (tongue in cheek or otherwise) for posting it in the
> first place, then YOU "re-post" it by way of your reply.
>
> Bad netiquette at the very least.
> (Top posting, OK. Quoting dozens/hundreds of lines for a one line
> reply, baaaaad.)
>[/color]

DUD! You an effing Net Nanny? Suck it up, Buttercup, then move on.

[color=blue]
>
> ...
>[/color]

07-26-2005, 03:14 AM

On Tue, 26 Jul 2005 04:22:33 GMT, "Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com>
wrote:
[color=blue]
>
>"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
>news:cc1be15nrua5i62b7mr1jtqj3k1u8ghg2o@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> On 25 Jul 2005 01:32:13 -0700, "Learning Richard"
>> <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>
>>>noneyabusiness wrote:
>>>> On 22 Jul 2005 18:48:18 -0700, "Learning Richard"
>>>> <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >hachiroku wrote:
>>>> >> Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it doesn't
>>>> >> cause
>>>> >> all the trouble my last C&P did!
>>>> >>
>>>> >> BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML.
>>>> >
>>>> >you're permanently banned.
>>>> >
>>>> [snip]
>>>>
>>>> And yet YOU re-quoted the whole damn thing...
>>>
>>>so what?[/color]
>>
>> Dude,
>> You chastise him (tongue in cheek or otherwise) for posting it in the
>> first place, then YOU "re-post" it by way of your reply.
>>
>> Bad netiquette at the very least.
>> (Top posting, OK. Quoting dozens/hundreds of lines for a one line
>> reply, baaaaad.)
>>[/color]
>
>DUD! You an effing Net Nanny?[/color]

That's Net Nazi to you bub.
[color=blue]
>Suck it up, Buttercup, then move on.[/color]

What are YOU, a fairy?

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07-26-2005, 06:44 AM

"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
news:p9nbe1hilind525mavla1ks15f231sr9s4@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On Tue, 26 Jul 2005 04:22:33 GMT, "Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>
>>"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
>>news:cc1be15nrua5i62b7mr1jtqj3k1u8ghg2o@4ax.com...[color=darkred]
>>> On 25 Jul 2005 01:32:13 -0700, "Learning Richard"
>>> <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>noneyabusiness wrote:
>>>>> On 22 Jul 2005 18:48:18 -0700, "Learning Richard"
>>>>> <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>> >hachiroku wrote:
>>>>> >> Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it
>>>>> >> doesn't
>>>>> >> cause
>>>>> >> all the trouble my last C&P did!
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >you're permanently banned.
>>>>> >
>>>>> [snip]
>>>>>
>>>>> And yet YOU re-quoted the whole damn thing...
>>>>
>>>>so what?
>>>
>>> Dude,
>>> You chastise him (tongue in cheek or otherwise) for posting it in the
>>> first place, then YOU "re-post" it by way of your reply.
>>>
>>> Bad netiquette at the very least.
>>> (Top posting, OK. Quoting dozens/hundreds of lines for a one line
>>> reply, baaaaad.)
>>>[/color]
>>
>>DUD! You an effing Net Nanny?[/color]
>
> That's Net Nazi to you bub.
>[color=green]
>>Suck it up, Buttercup, then move on.[/color]
>
> What are YOU, a fairy?[/color]

Smoke pole, bub.
[color=blue]
>
> ...[/color]

07-26-2005, 07:41 AM

On Tue, 26 Jul 2005 10:44:29 GMT, "Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com>
wrote:
[color=blue]
>
>"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
>news:p9nbe1hilind525mavla1ks15f231sr9s4@4ax.com...[color=green]
>> On Tue, 26 Jul 2005 04:22:33 GMT, "Sharx35" <sharx35@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>[color=darkred]
>>>
>>>"noneyabusiness" <me@you.com> wrote in message
>>>news:cc1be15nrua5i62b7mr1jtqj3k1u8ghg2o@4ax.com...
>>>> On 25 Jul 2005 01:32:13 -0700, "Learning Richard"
>>>> <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>noneyabusiness wrote:
>>>>>> On 22 Jul 2005 18:48:18 -0700, "Learning Richard"
>>>>>> <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >hachiroku wrote:
>>>>>> >> Sorry about the HTML, I just cut and pasted (again). Hope it
>>>>>> >> doesn't
>>>>>> >> cause
>>>>>> >> all the trouble my last C&P did!
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> BTW, I don't want to hear gripes about the HTML.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >you're permanently banned.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> [snip]
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And yet YOU re-quoted the whole damn thing...
>>>>>
>>>>>so what?
>>>>
>>>> Dude,
>>>> You chastise him (tongue in cheek or otherwise) for posting it in the
>>>> first place, then YOU "re-post" it by way of your reply.
>>>>
>>>> Bad netiquette at the very least.
>>>> (Top posting, OK. Quoting dozens/hundreds of lines for a one line
>>>> reply, baaaaad.)
>>>>
>>>
>>>DUD! You an effing Net Nanny?[/color]
>>
>> That's Net Nazi to you bub.
>>[color=darkred]
>>>Suck it up, Buttercup, then move on.[/color]
>>
>> What are YOU, a fairy?[/color]
>
>Smoke pole, bub.
>[/color]

Rofl, with a suggestion like that, you MUST be!

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