OT: Basic lessons for stupid right-wingers

(First in a series)

Lesson #1. Just because gas seems to be plentiful and cheap, don't go
out and buy a freaking BARGE, just because "you can afford it". You
see, our COUNTRY can't afford it, you STUPID, SELFISH, PILE OF
GARBAGE.

Are you too stupid to learn from history? Don't you understand that
occasionally "bad things happen" that restrict supply of fuel for us
all? Don't you give a shit about the fact that our great country is
at the mercy of foreign sources of oil? Don't you know that you
should prepare for unforseen events, instead of foolishly hoping that
they will never happen?

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:34:50 GMT, dizzy <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote:
[color=blue]
>(First in a series)
>
>Lesson #1. Just because gas seems to be plentiful and cheap, don't go
>out and buy a freaking BARGE, just because "you can afford it". You
>see, our COUNTRY can't afford it, you STUPID, SELFISH, PILE OF
>GARBAGE.
>
>Are you too stupid to learn from history? Don't you understand that
>occasionally "bad things happen" that restrict supply of fuel for us
>all? Don't you give a shit about the fact that our great country is
>at the mercy of foreign sources of oil? Don't you know that you
>should prepare for unforseen events, instead of foolishly hoping that
>they will never happen?[/color]


We would be prepared if you cowardly libs would let America do a few
things....

1. Drill for oil here
2. Build oil refineries here
3. Build nuclear reactors here
4. Stop putting ridiculous requirements on gasoline....make it all one
standard.

The libs do nothing but bitch....and NEVER get a damned thing done
that is worthwhile...

--

Scott in Florida

"A Democratic shift to the right risks inflaming the party's Angry
Left base, while a shift to the left would surely cost the party
whatever support it has left from normal people."

James Taranto - Wall Street Journal

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:34:50 +0000, dizzy wrote:
[color=blue]
> (First in a series)
>
> Lesson #1. Just because gas seems to be plentiful and cheap, don't go
> out and buy a freaking BARGE, just because "you can afford it". You
> see, our COUNTRY can't afford it, you STUPID, SELFISH, PILE OF
> GARBAGE.[/color]

OT: Basic lessons for stupid right-wingers

OK, Dizzy.

Remember one thing: THIS IS THE TOYOTA NEWSGROUP!
As a general rule, we DON'T drive barges. Well, except for the LHS, but
that was a freebie.

And i may be buying my Tercel back...

[color=blue]
>
> Are you too stupid to learn from history? Don't you understand that
> occasionally "bad things happen" that restrict supply of fuel for us
> all? Don't you give a shit about the fact that our great country is
> at the mercy of foreign sources of oil? Don't you know that you
> should prepare for unforseen events, instead of foolishly hoping that
> they will never happen?[/color]

"dizzy" <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:hf0dh152p62t5q3n1m9ukpm10hs4rits1f@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> (First in a series)
>
> Lesson #1. Just because gas seems to be plentiful and cheap, don't go
> out and buy a freaking BARGE, just because "you can afford it". You
> see, our COUNTRY can't afford it, you STUPID, SELFISH, PILE OF
> GARBAGE.
>
> Are you too stupid to learn from history? Don't you understand that
> occasionally "bad things happen" that restrict supply of fuel for us
> all? Don't you give a shit about the fact that our great country is
> at the mercy of foreign sources of oil? Don't you know that you
> should prepare for unforseen events, instead of foolishly hoping that
> they will never happen?
>[/color]

They saw it, they wanted it, they persuaded themselves that they needed it.

I saw a Hummer at my local convenience store this AM, pulled up to the pump,
paying $2.99.

Hey, let the good times roll, baby! Maybe next week it will be $3.99 and
he'll look back on the goold old days when it was $2.99!

"dizzy" <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:hf0dh152p62t5q3n1m9ukpm10hs4rits1f@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> (First in a series)
>
> Lesson #1. Just because gas seems to be plentiful and cheap, don't go
> out and buy a freaking BARGE, just because "you can afford it". You
> see, our COUNTRY can't afford it, you STUPID, SELFISH, PILE OF
> GARBAGE.
>
> Are you too stupid to learn from history? Don't you understand that
> occasionally "bad things happen" that restrict supply of fuel for us
> all? Don't you give a shit about the fact that our great country is
> at the mercy of foreign sources of oil? Don't you know that you
> should prepare for unforseen events, instead of foolishly hoping that
> they will never happen?
>[/color]

Lesson #1 to stupid Left Wingers:

Most right wingers don't buy a barge unless they need it for something, like
transporting gasoline from New Orleans to Illinois . . . . It seems up here
the Left Wingers own the Stupid Useless Vehicles. . . . .

Charles of Kankakee

"Scott in Florida" <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote in message
news:18gch195ceenocdjd8lraf7qi06ooh80hk@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:34:50 GMT, dizzy <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>[color=green]
>>(First in a series)
>>
>>Lesson #1. Just because gas seems to be plentiful and cheap, don't go
>>out and buy a freaking BARGE, just because "you can afford it". You
>>see, our COUNTRY can't afford it, you STUPID, SELFISH, PILE OF
>>GARBAGE.
>>
>>Are you too stupid to learn from history? Don't you understand that
>>occasionally "bad things happen" that restrict supply of fuel for us
>>all? Don't you give a shit about the fact that our great country is
>>at the mercy of foreign sources of oil? Don't you know that you
>>should prepare for unforseen events, instead of foolishly hoping that
>>they will never happen?[/color]
>
>
> We would be prepared if you cowardly libs would let America do a few
> things....
>
> 1. Drill for oil here
> 2. Build oil refineries here
> 3. Build nuclear reactors here
> 4. Stop putting ridiculous requirements on gasoline....make it all one
> standard.
>
> The libs do nothing but bitch....and NEVER get a damned thing done
> that is worthwhile...
>
> --
>
> Scott in Florida
>
> "A Democratic shift to the right risks inflaming the party's Angry
> Left base, while a shift to the left would surely cost the party
> whatever support it has left from normal people."
>
> James Taranto - Wall Street Journal[/color]

The libs program is essentially negative. Whine and cry and bitch and moan.
.. . . Just like ditz and the rest.

Charles of Kankakee

Scott in Florida wrote:[color=blue]
> On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:34:50 GMT, dizzy <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>[color=green]
> >(First in a series)
> >
> >Lesson #1. Just because gas seems to be plentiful and cheap, don't go
> >out and buy a freaking BARGE, just because "you can afford it". You
> >see, our COUNTRY can't afford it, you STUPID, SELFISH, PILE OF
> >GARBAGE.[/color][/color]

haha... funny thing is, I see less and less of these barges on the
road. Folks who still own them are getting what they deserve.
[color=blue][color=green]
> >
> >Are you too stupid to learn from history?[/color][/color]

The only thing that the Radical Right learns from history is to
maintain the status quo as long as possible, or at least until they
die.
[color=blue][color=green]
> >Don't you understand that
> >occasionally "bad things happen" that restrict supply of fuel for us
> >all?[/color][/color]
[color=blue][color=green]
> >Don't you give a shit about the fact that our great country is
> >at the mercy of foreign sources of oil?[/color][/color]

And that gives us a reason to wrap ourselves in an oil-soaked American
flag and kill some towel head terrrrists.
[color=blue][color=green]
> >Don't you know that you
> >should prepare for unforseen events, instead of foolishly hoping that
> >they will never happen?[/color]
>
>
> We would be prepared if you cowardly libs would let America do a few
> things....[/color]

say that to my face old man
[color=blue]
>
> 1. Drill for oil here[/color]

a waste of time and destroyer of our environment (maybe in your
lifetime -- read, status quo changes -- you might want to reconsider
your position)
[color=blue]
> 2. Build oil refineries here[/color]

does nothing to solve the problem of land barges and lack of reliable
public transportation
[color=blue]
> 3. Build nuclear reactors here[/color]

the one thing that would probably make a difference
[color=blue]
> 4. Stop putting ridiculous requirements on gasoline....make it all one
> standard.[/color]

what's ridiculous about keeping the air we breathe clean? I know its a
pussified liberal concept, but I like cleaner air.
[color=blue]
>
> The libs do nothing but bitch....and NEVER get a damned thing done
> that is worthwhile...[/color]

meanwhile you're the picture of help and productivity?


funny -- most conservatives are getting so fucked over by their leaders
and they keep bending over and spreading.

the rest just don't give a damn about anyone but themselves. what a
big clusterphuck and reactionary circle jerk. It is to laugh.

Scott in Florida wrote:[color=blue]
> On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:34:50 GMT, dizzy <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote:
>[color=green]
> >(First in a series)
> >
> >Lesson #1. Just because gas seems to be plentiful and cheap, don't go
> >out and buy a freaking BARGE, just because "you can afford it". You
> >see, our COUNTRY can't afford it, you STUPID, SELFISH, PILE OF
> >GARBAGE.[/color][/color]

haha... funny thing is, I see less and less of these barges on the
road. Folks who still own them are getting what they deserve.
[color=blue][color=green]
> >
> >Are you too stupid to learn from history?[/color][/color]

The only thing that the Radical Right learns from history is to
maintain the status quo as long as possible, or at least until they
die.
[color=blue][color=green]
> >Don't you understand that
> >occasionally "bad things happen" that restrict supply of fuel for us
> >all?[/color][/color]
[color=blue][color=green]
> >Don't you give a shit about the fact that our great country is
> >at the mercy of foreign sources of oil?[/color][/color]

And that gives us a reason to wrap ourselves in an oil-soaked American
flag and kill some towel head terrrrists.
[color=blue][color=green]
> >Don't you know that you
> >should prepare for unforseen events, instead of foolishly hoping that
> >they will never happen?[/color]
>
>
> We would be prepared if you cowardly libs would let America do a few
> things....[/color]

say that to my face old man
[color=blue]
>
> 1. Drill for oil here[/color]

a waste of time and destroyer of our environment (maybe in your
lifetime -- read, status quo changes -- you might want to reconsider
your position)
[color=blue]
> 2. Build oil refineries here[/color]

does nothing to solve the problem of land barges and lack of reliable
public transportation
[color=blue]
> 3. Build nuclear reactors here[/color]

the one thing that would probably make a difference
[color=blue]
> 4. Stop putting ridiculous requirements on gasoline....make it all one
> standard.[/color]

what's ridiculous about keeping the air we breathe clean? I know its a
pussified liberal concept, but I like cleaner air.
[color=blue]
>
> The libs do nothing but bitch....and NEVER get a damned thing done
> that is worthwhile...[/color]

meanwhile you're the picture of help and productivity?


funny -- most conservatives are getting so fucked over by their leaders
and they keep bending over and spreading.

the rest just don't give a damn about anyone but themselves. what a
big clusterphuck and reactionary circle jerk. It is to laugh.

dh wrote:[color=blue]
> "dizzy" <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
> news:hf0dh152p62t5q3n1m9ukpm10hs4rits1f@4ax.com...[color=green]
> > (First in a series)
> >
> > Lesson #1. Just because gas seems to be plentiful and cheap, don't go
> > out and buy a freaking BARGE, just because "you can afford it". You
> > see, our COUNTRY can't afford it, you STUPID, SELFISH, PILE OF
> > GARBAGE.
> >
> > Are you too stupid to learn from history? Don't you understand that
> > occasionally "bad things happen" that restrict supply of fuel for us
> > all? Don't you give a shit about the fact that our great country is
> > at the mercy of foreign sources of oil? Don't you know that you
> > should prepare for unforseen events, instead of foolishly hoping that
> > they will never happen?
> >[/color]
>
> They saw it, they wanted it, they persuaded themselves that they needed it.
>
> I saw a Hummer at my local convenience store this AM, pulled up to the pump,
> paying $2.99.
>
> Hey, let the good times roll, baby! Maybe next week it will be $3.99 and
> he'll look back on the goold old days when it was $2.99![/color]

prolly another Bush supporter bending over and taking it up the bum for
Cheney.

On 31 Aug 2005 17:05:18 -0700, "Learning Richard"
<learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>The only thing that the Radical Right learns from history is to
>maintain the status quo as long as possible, or at least until they
>die.[/color]

I'll just remind you of what we right wingers are doing....

1. Reshaping the Supreme Court to get rid of a liberal bias
2. Fixing Social Security so you can retire instead of have a bankrupt
system.
3. Fixing the Tax System (see the Number 1 book on the New York Times
best sellers list for a clear concise description of how we are doing
it)
4. Fixing the energy problem (see the recently passed energy bill)

Need I say more?

--

Scott in Florida

"A Democratic shift to the right risks inflaming the party's Angry
Left base, while a shift to the left would surely cost the party
whatever support it has left from normal people."

James Taranto - Wall Street Journal

On 31 Aug 2005 17:05:18 -0700, "Learning Richard"
<learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote:
[color=blue][color=green]
>> We would be prepared if you cowardly libs would let America do a few
>> things....[/color]
>
>say that to my face old man[/color]

Any time....name it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--

Scott in Florida

"A Democratic shift to the right risks inflaming the party's Angry
Left base, while a shift to the left would surely cost the party
whatever support it has left from normal people."

James Taranto - Wall Street Journal

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 17:06:18 -0700, Learning Richard wrote:
[color=blue]
>
> Scott in Florida wrote:[color=green]
>> On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:34:50 GMT, dizzy <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote:[/color][/color]

<SNIP!>
[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
>> >Don't you give a shit about the fact that our great country is
>> >at the mercy of foreign sources of oil?[/color][/color]
>
> And that gives us a reason to wrap ourselves in an oil-soaked American
> flag and kill some towel head terrrrists.[/color]


And there's a DOWN side?

[color=blue]
>[color=green][color=darkred]
>> >Don't you know that you
>> >should prepare for unforseen events, instead of foolishly hoping that
>> >they will never happen?[/color]
>>
>>
>> We would be prepared if you cowardly libs would let America do a few
>> things....[/color]
>
> say that to my face old man
>[color=green]
>>
>> 1. Drill for oil here[/color]
>
> a waste of time and destroyer of our environment (maybe in your
> lifetime -- read, status quo changes -- you might want to reconsider
> your position)
>[color=green]
>> 2. Build oil refineries here[/color]
>
> does nothing to solve the problem of land barges and lack of reliable
> public transportation
>[color=green]
>> 3. Build nuclear reactors here[/color]
>
> the one thing that would probably make a difference
>[color=green]
>> 4. Stop putting ridiculous requirements on gasoline....make it all one
>> standard.[/color]
>
> what's ridiculous about keeping the air we breathe clean? I know its a
> pussified liberal concept, but I like cleaner air.
>[/color]

But MTBE pollutes the water...
[color=blue][color=green]
>>
>> The libs do nothing but bitch....and NEVER get a damned thing done
>> that is worthwhile...[/color]
>
> meanwhile you're the picture of help and productivity?
>
>
> funny -- most conservatives are getting so fucked over by their leaders
> and they keep bending over and spreading.
>
> the rest just don't give a damn about anyone but themselves. what a
> big clusterphuck and reactionary circle jerk. It is to laugh.[/color]

"dizzy" <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:hf0dh152p62t5q3n1m9ukpm10hs4rits1f@4ax.com...[color=blue]
> (First in a series)
>
> Lesson #1. Just because gas seems to be plentiful and cheap, don't go
> out and buy a freaking BARGE, just because "you can afford it". You
> see, our COUNTRY can't afford it, you STUPID, SELFISH, PILE OF
> GARBAGE.
>
> Are you too stupid to learn from history? Don't you understand that
> occasionally "bad things happen" that restrict supply of fuel for us
> all? Don't you give a shit about the fact that our great country is
> at the mercy of foreign sources of oil? Don't you know that you
> should prepare for unforseen events, instead of foolishly hoping that
> they will never happen?
>[/color]

What, are we a communist nation? the the gas price is too high, people will
buy something else.. you dont need to hold anyones hand...

On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 00:17:44 GMT, Scott in Florida
<JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>I'll just remind you of what we right wingers are doing....[/color]

And I'll translate.
[color=blue]
>1. Reshaping the Supreme Court to get rid of a liberal bias[/color]

Reshaping the Supreme Court to instil a fundamentalist Christian bias.

This, in a country where there's supposed to be a separation between
church and state.
[color=blue]
>2. Fixing Social Security so you can retire instead of have a bankrupt
>system.[/color]

Fixing Social Security as to benefit the wealthy elite manipulators of
the stock market.
[color=blue]
>3. Fixing the Tax System (see the Number 1 book on the New York Times
>best sellers list for a clear concise description of how we are doing it)[/color]

Stealing from future generations, because scumbag right-wingers want
the benefits of government, but don't want to pay for it.
[color=blue]
>4. Fixing the energy problem (see the recently passed energy bill)[/color]

Raping the earth so as to reduce costs today, and let future
generations deal with the repercussions. Steadfastly refuse to make
the difficult, but superior, choices regarding renewable energy and
conservation (after all, how do your wealthy elite buddies get rich
off conservation?)
[color=blue]
>Need I say more?[/color]

You could apologize for being an imbecile.

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 23:47:21 GMT, Scott in Florida
<JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote:
[color=blue]
>We would be prepared if you cowardly libs would let America do a few
>things....
>
>1. Drill for oil here
>2. Build oil refineries here
>3. Build nuclear reactors here
>4. Stop putting ridiculous requirements on gasoline....make it all one
>standard.[/color]

How about investing in wind and solar energy? How about raising gas
taxes to pay for roads while encouraging conservation?
[color=blue]
>The libs do nothing but bitch....and NEVER get a damned thing done
>that is worthwhile...[/color]

Typical right-wing bald-faced lie.