OT: Female and Male poems

FEMALE POEM

I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,
and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
I want that this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a bass boat.

I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care

--


How deep

Natalie

Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=blue]
> FEMALE POEM
>
> I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I want him to be gainfully employed,
> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,
> and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
> I want that this man to love me to no end,
> And always be my very best friend.
>
> MALE POEM
>
> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
> and a bass boat.
>
> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care
>
> --
>
>
> How deep
>
> Natalie[/color]

hahaha! so true! damn!

(studying that female poem -- some novel ideas in that one)

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DieSpammersDie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:df7ark.fb0.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=blue]
> FEMALE POEM
>
> I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I want him to be gainfully employed,
> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,
> and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
> I want that this man to love me to no end,
> And always be my very best friend.
>
> MALE POEM
>
> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor[/color]
store[color=blue]
> and a bass boat.
>
> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care
>
> How deep
>
> Natalie[/color]

Actually, I'm willing to compromise on the boobs (huge not necessary, merely
big will do fine), and I'd prefer she not be deaf because I don't know how
to sign, "Honey, get me a beer from the fridge, willya?"

"Learning Richard" <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=blue]
> FEMALE POEM
>
> I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I want him to be gainfully employed,
> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,
> and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
> I want that this man to love me to no end,
> And always be my very best friend.
>
> MALE POEM
>
> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
> store
> and a bass boat.
>
> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care
>
> --
>
>
> How deep
>
> Natalie[/color]

**hahaha! so true! damn!

**(studying that female poem -- some novel ideas in that one)


Oh my...

Natalie

"DH" <dh@stargate.com> wrote in message
news:1125609264.4a56f888f62eb467b8586f3294179444@teranews...[color=blue]
> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DieSpammersDie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:df7ark.fb0.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=green]
>> FEMALE POEM
>>
>> I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
>> One who loves to listen long,
>> One who thinks before he speaks,
>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>> I want him to be gainfully employed,
>> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,
>> and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
>> I want that this man to love me to no end,
>> And always be my very best friend.
>>
>> MALE POEM
>>
>> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor[/color]
> store[color=green]
>> and a bass boat.
>>
>> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care
>>
>> How deep
>>
>> Natalie[/color]
>
> Actually, I'm willing to compromise on the boobs (huge not necessary,
> merely
> big will do fine), and I'd prefer she not be deaf because I don't know how
> to sign, "Honey, get me a beer from the fridge, willya?"
>
>[/color]
*fwappity fwap*

Natalie

Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=blue]
> "Learning Richard" <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1125607333.021818.136800@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>
> Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=green]
> > FEMALE POEM
> >
> > I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
> > One who loves to listen long,
> > One who thinks before he speaks,
> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> > I want him to be gainfully employed,
> > And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,
> > and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
> > I want that this man to love me to no end,
> > And always be my very best friend.
> >
> > MALE POEM
> >
> > I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
> > store
> > and a bass boat.
> >
> > I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care
> >
> > --
> >
> >
> > How deep
> >
> > Natalie[/color]
>
> **hahaha! so true! damn!
>
> **(studying that female poem -- some novel ideas in that one)
>
>
> Oh my...[/color]

is there any way we can just merge those two poems?

"Learning Richard" <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1125626213.345509.64460@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...[color=blue]
>
> Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=green]
> > FEMALE POEM
> >
> > I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
> > One who loves to listen long,
> > One who thinks before he speaks,
> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> > I want him to be gainfully employed,
> > And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> > Massages my back and begs to do more.
> > Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,
> > and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
> > I want that this man to love me to no end,
> > And always be my very best friend.
> >
> > MALE POEM
> >
> > I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
> > store
> > and a bass boat.
> >
> > I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care
> >
> > --
> >
> >
> > How deep
> >
> > Natalie[/color]
>
> **hahaha! so true! damn!
>
> **(studying that female poem -- some novel ideas in that one)
>
>
> Oh my...[/color]

**is there any way we can just merge those two poems?

I think that would be...painful

Natalie

Wickeddoll®, 9/1/2005, <df7ark.fb0.1@news.evilcabal.org>,4:39:20 PM,
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> FEMALE POEM
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> I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I want him to be gainfully employed,
> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,
> and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
> I want that this man to love me to no end,
> And always be my very best friend.[/color]

This guy is gay.
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> MALE POEM
>
> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
> store and a bass boat.
>
> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care[/color]

This guy is divorced.

--
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0e6qmwy7otmx6002@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> Wickeddoll®, 9/1/2005, <df7ark.fb0.1@news.evilcabal.org>,4:39:20 PM,
> wrote:
>[color=green]
>> FEMALE POEM
>>
>> I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
>> One who loves to listen long,
>> One who thinks before he speaks,
>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>> I want him to be gainfully employed,
>> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,
>> and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
>> I want that this man to love me to no end,
>> And always be my very best friend.[/color]
>
> This guy is gay.
>[color=green]
>> MALE POEM
>>
>> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
>> store and a bass boat.
>>
>> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care[/color]
>
> This guy is divorced.
>[/color]

Ya think?

Natalie

"Charles @ Kankakee" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DieSpammersDie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:df81pf.8uc.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=green]
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>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:xn0e6qmwy7otmx6002@news.readfreenews.net...[color=darkred]
>>>> FEMALE POEM
>>>>
>>>> I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
>>>> One who loves to listen long,
>>>> One who thinks before he speaks,
>>>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>>>> I want him to be gainfully employed,
>>>> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
>>>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>>>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>>>> Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,
>>>> and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
>>>> I want that this man to love me to no end,
>>>> And always be my very best friend.
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>>> This guy is gay.
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>>>> MALE POEM
>>>>
>>>> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
>>>> store and a bass boat.
>>>>
>>>> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care
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>>> This guy is divorced.
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> So what you're saying is: Women want 'gay' men, but they also want
> straight men at the same time? No wonder I'm still single at 47. . . .
>
> Charles of Kankakee, BFL, BA, BSD
>[/color]

Haven't you heard? We don't even know what we want until we find him

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DieSpammersDie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Charles @ Kankakee" <n5hsr@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:HaidnSJHm-oaWYreRVn-iQ@comcast.com...[color=green]
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>> "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DieSpammersDie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:df81pf.8uc.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=darkred]
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>>> "badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:xn0e6qmwy7otmx6002@news.readfreenews.net...
>>>>> FEMALE POEM
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>>>>> I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
>>>>> One who loves to listen long,
>>>>> One who thinks before he speaks,
>>>>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>>>>> I want him to be gainfully employed,
>>>>> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
>>>>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>>>>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>>>>> Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,
>>>>> and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
>>>>> I want that this man to love me to no end,
>>>>> And always be my very best friend.
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>>>> This guy is gay.
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>>>>> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
>>>>> store and a bass boat.
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>>>>> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care
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>> Charles of Kankakee, BFL, BA, BSD
>>[/color]
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Well then, I'm going to become a hermit. See if you ladies can find me
then. I've already had two Princess Whack Jobs (aka Psycho Hose Beasts) as
girlfriends. Any 'normal' girls I find are either:
1. already married and it really might upset their husband if I got
involved with them. Death has a way of being permananent.
2. heavily involved with someone who is not like me. Again, angry
boyfriends tend to mess up my day, too. Those .44 magnum bullets are really
hard to dodge and I'm not the Man of Steel.

Charles
obviously not dead yet, so I haven't involved myself with ladies in classes
1 or 2 above.

"American Woman, get away from me,
American Woman, Moma let me be. . . ."

"Charles @ Kankakee" > "Wickeddoll®"[color=blue][color=green][color=darkred]
>>>> "badgolferman"
>>>>>> FEMALE POEM
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
>>>>>> One who loves to listen long,
>>>>>> One who thinks before he speaks,
>>>>>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>>>>>> I want him to be gainfully employed,
>>>>>> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
>>>>>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>>>>>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>>>>>> Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,
>>>>>> and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
>>>>>> I want that this man to love me to no end,
>>>>>> And always be my very best friend.
>>>>>
>>>>> This guy is gay.
>>>>>
>>>>>> MALE POEM
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
>>>>>> store and a bass boat.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care
>>>>>
>>>>> This guy is divorced.
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>>>> Ya think?
>>>>
>>>> Natalie
>>> So what you're saying is: Women want 'gay' men, but they also want
>>> straight men at the same time? No wonder I'm still single at 47. . . .
>>>
>>> Charles of Kankakee, BFL, BA, BSD
>>>[/color]
>>
>> Haven't you heard? We don't even know what we want until we find him
>>
>> Natalie[/color][/color]
[color=blue]
> Well then, I'm going to become a hermit. See if you ladies can find me
> then. I've already had two Princess Whack Jobs (aka Psycho Hose Beasts) as
> girlfriends. Any 'normal' girls I find are either:
> 1. already married and it really might upset their husband if I got
> involved with them. Death has a way of being permananent.
> 2. heavily involved with someone who is not like me. Again, angry
> boyfriends tend to mess up my day, too. Those .44 magnum bullets are
> really hard to dodge and I'm not the Man of Steel.
>
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> obviously not dead yet, so I haven't involved myself with ladies in classes
> 1 or 2 above.[/color]

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>
> "American Woman, get away from me,
> American Woman, Moma let me be. . . ."
>[/color]
Bitter? Oh, a tad, I guess

Natalie

"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958DieSpammersDie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:df7ark.fb0.1@news.evilcabal.org...[color=blue]
> FEMALE POEM
>
> I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I want him to be gainfully employed,
> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,
> and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"
> I want that this man to love me to no end,
> And always be my very best friend.
>
> MALE POEM
>
> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
> store and a bass boat.
>
> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care
>
> --
>
>
> How deep
>[/color]



Send pics of the boat ...

Take notes, boys

Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=blue]
> FEMALE POEM
>
> I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong[/color]

I'll move you baby -- just got the Uhaul and I been doing push-ups all
week
[color=blue]
> One who loves to listen long,[/color]

I'm all ears
[color=blue]
> One who thinks before he speaks,[/color]

I'm reading my third self-help book
[color=blue]
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.[/color]

I have a special phone activated just for you
[color=blue]
> I want him to be gainfully employed,[/color]

I got a degree and a job
[color=blue]
> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.[/color]

just buy something that looks pretty on you
[color=blue]
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,[/color]

let me brush your chair off
[color=blue]
> Massages my back and begs to do more.[/color]

no-brainer, if it means the shirt comes off first
[color=blue]
> Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,[/color]

it lasts longer that way
[color=blue]
> and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"[/color]

simply perfect
[color=blue]
> I want that this man to love me to no end,[/color]

and I get to keep her?
[color=blue]
> And always be my very best friend.[/color]

I quit my band and moved 140 miles to live in the north for her
[color=blue]
>
> MALE POEM
>
> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
> and a bass boat.[/color]

huge boobs? eh what's in a cup size
[color=blue]
>
> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care[/color]

well... nothing to say to that

[color=blue]
>
> --
>
>
> How deep[/color]

that's the point

"Learning Richard" <learningrichard@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Take notes, boys

Wickeddoll® wrote:[color=blue]
> FEMALE POEM
>
> I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong[/color]

I'll move you baby -- just got the Uhaul and I been doing push-ups all
week
[color=blue]
> One who loves to listen long,[/color]

I'm all ears
[color=blue]
> One who thinks before he speaks,[/color]

I'm reading my third self-help book
[color=blue]
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.[/color]

I have a special phone activated just for you
[color=blue]
> I want him to be gainfully employed,[/color]

I got a degree and a job
[color=blue]
> And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.[/color]

just buy something that looks pretty on you
[color=blue]
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,[/color]

let me brush your chair off
[color=blue]
> Massages my back and begs to do more.[/color]

no-brainer, if it means the shirt comes off first
[color=blue]
> Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind,[/color]

it lasts longer that way
[color=blue]
> and knows how to answer "how big is my behind?"[/color]

simply perfect
[color=blue]
> I want that this man to love me to no end,[/color]

and I get to keep her?
[color=blue]
> And always be my very best friend.[/color]

I quit my band and moved 140 miles to live in the north for her
[color=blue]
>
> MALE POEM
>
> I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
> store
> and a bass boat.[/color]

huge boobs? eh what's in a cup size
[color=blue]
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> I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't care[/color]

well... nothing to say to that

[color=blue]
>
> --
>
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> How deep[/color]

**that's the point

MEN!

Natalie