[OT] what dad won't say -->joke<--

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop
and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for
unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours"
attitude... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. Father's Day? Baahh--don't worry about that--no biggie.

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend... you might want
to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those
doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just
have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring
-- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you
to spend.

And the #1 thing you will never hear...

1. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good
enough for you, son?

"badgolferman" <REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:xn0e788ep2p1x6n000@news.readfreenews.net...[color=blue]
> Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say
>[/color]

*snipping and stealing*

Natalie

On 14 Sep 2005 11:28:39 GMT, "badgolferman"
<REMOVETHISbadgolferman@gmail.com> wrote:
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>Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say
>
>10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop
>and ask for directions.
>
>9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for
>unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
>
>8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours"
>attitude... I like that.
>
>7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
>
>6. Father's Day? Baahh--don't worry about that--no biggie.
>
>5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend... you might want
>to consider throwing a party.
>
>4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those
>doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just
>have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
>
>3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring
>-- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
>
>2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you
>to spend.
>
>And the #1 thing you will never hear...
>
>1. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good
>enough for you, son?[/color]

Stolen, and sent off to my brother, sister and son in Korea...LOL

--

Scott in Florida

Badgolferman wrote:
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>Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say[/color]
[color=blue]
>10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks >like we'll have to stop
>and ask for directions.[/color]
[color=blue]
>9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, >you'll be ready for
>unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?[/color]
[color=blue]
>8. I noticed that all your friends have a >certain "up yours"
>attitude... I like that.[/color]
[color=blue]
>7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new >car -- GO CRAZY.[/color]
[color=blue]
>6. Father's Day? Baahh--don't worry about that-->no biggie.[/color]
[color=blue]
>5. Your Mother and I are going away for the >weekend... you might want
>to consider throwing a party.[/color]
[color=blue]
>4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your >car. Probably one of those
>doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it >run or something. Just
>have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he >asks.[/color]
[color=blue]
>3. No son of mine is going to live under this >roof without an earring
>-- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to >the mall.[/color]
[color=blue]
>2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make >plenty of money for you
>to spend.[/color]
[color=blue]
>And the #1 thing you will never hear...[/color]
[color=blue]
>1. What do you mean you wanna play football? >Figure skating not good
>enough for you, son?[/color]


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before reading this.

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