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Re: OT: Stolen from another group...sorta
Hachiroku, 9/15/2005, <pan.2005.09.15.16.35.22.728490@ae86.gts>,8:33:49
PM, wrote:
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> Teaching Math In 1950
> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
> is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
>
> Teaching Math In 1960
> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
> is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
>
> Teaching Math In 1970
> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
> is $80. Did he make a profit?
>
> Teaching Math In 1980
> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production
> is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number
> 20.
>
> Teaching Math In 1990
> A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
> inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
> preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of
> $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class
> participation after answering the question: How did the birds and
> squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong
> answers.)
>
> Teaching Math In 2005
> Un hachero vende una carretada de madera para $100. El costo de la
> producción es $80 .... "[/color]
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