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A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,"Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?".
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair . . . . .given that you are blind that you should
know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black-belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional kick boxer.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah.
. . . . not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
[Disclaimer- I have blonde hair so I can tell this joke]
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2008 Infiniti G35
Nissan Frontier
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