The official pissing match thread

Since everybody likes to bitch so much figured we should have a thread just for that. I will start off by saying that everybody here is an idiot but me.:lol:

If you do not own a double cab 4x4 then your truck is garbage :rockon:

My truck will kick your truck's ass.

:banger: INDIGO BLUE RULES THE UNIVERSE :nutkick:

:burnout::burnout::burnout::burnout:

I hate Pre-Runners. :lol:

Who wants to have sex?

K&N filters are the poo. There is no better filter.

DOUBLE CAB LONG BED.:cool: BIG TRUCK!:rockon: < ego booster. :lol: SUPER WHITE!

only puds drive autos, just SEARCH, and you will see

my truck doesnt tick and is able to go 175mph up and down hill , that was without the KN filter . also my tailgate can support 2 tons :clap:

^ If you'd use the search functiuon, you would see that this topic has been covered 327 times before.:deadhorse

BTW- I'm getting 25mpg with a K&N on 285s on 16x8's running the a/c.

i dont get my truck for 2 more weeks and its still better than all of yours! :lol:

my truck doesnt tick and is able to go 175mph up and down hill , that was without the KN filter . also my tailgate can support 2 tons :clap:

Oh yeah...the tick. Ya know, the tick adds like 25 hp.

I'm too sexy for my truck.
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Oh, and all the newbies that don't use the search button, :fuckyou:

search you mofos !! search!!!!!! :lol:

People who ask questions are dumbasses. We should all know everything before we come in here;especially if it takes longer to complain about the question than just answer it!!!

^ Teach a man to fish....

i banged all ur wifes and gfs in my dbl cab last night! I knew it would come in handy one day...:D

haha. here is the line...|.......................................... .......you are here.

i banged all ur wifes and gfs in my dbl cab last night! I knew it would come in handy one day...:D

lol id watch your truck tonight haha :lol:

My favorite show is "The Hills" on MTV.

I hate everyone. My therapist suggested I join this dumb-ass forum as a source of interaction with normal folks.

Bite me!

No problem Dale, everyone here hates you too.

And I just put a Tornado on my truck and it now gets 786 miles per tank!

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I hate everyone. My therapist suggested I join this dumb-ass forum as a source of interaction with normal folks.

Bite me!

We must have the same thereapist. Seriously.

We must have the same thereapist. Seriously.

Does yours continue to put her finger in your butt right before the happy ending and tell you it'll make it feel better?

Uh-oh, the censors are gonna kill me for that one...

^ yeah...but it's a he.:ugh3:

^ yeah...but it's a he.:ugh3:

I hate your therapist too...

^ I was thinking just the opposite about yours.

Sure would make it worth the co-pay.:)

screw you all and the horse you rode in on.

not a good idea... who's idea was this anyway?

it's starting to look like ttora arround here.....

Venting is good!!

I hate pretend 4x4's , "Posers"! if you couldn't afford the real deal you should have got a Hyundai! If your truck ain't got it then slam it!:lol:
O.K. I'm done!:naughty:

I hate Pre-Runners. :lol:

Who wants to have sex?

WTF :confused:

I don't tea bag you bitches, I potato sack you!

I don't tea bag you bitches, I potato sack you!
I'll see your potato sack! And I'll give you 2 HAIRY BALLZ!!!:clap:

pre-runners suck, scoops suck, autos suck, dbl cabs suck, but Chuck Noris does not.

PS. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

I don't understand double cab trucks. If I had wanted a 4 door vehicle I would have bought a car!!

1) Any truck without 4x4 is useless
2) Nipples can cut through glass in a cold canadian winter
3) Dirty Sanchez is not some mexican fella
4) Rally cross drivers are the shit!!!
5) Gas threads are for babies
6) Street racing is gay....(even if you get a rush out of it)
7) Cops will pull you over....and give you a :slap:
8) Receiving a dent or scratch while parked at the mall will make me go crazy
9) Toyotanation allows me to relax and get some added enjoyment out of my purchase of a Toyota product

What kind of screen name is Goatkey?? :lol:

People who ask questions are dumbasses. We should all know everything before we come in here;especially if it takes longer to complain about the question than just answer it!!!



there is no such thing as a dumb question, only dumb people who as questions!!!

1) Any truck without 4x4 is useless
2) Nipples can cut through glass in a cold canadian winter
3) Dirty Sanchez is not some mexican fella
4) Rally cross drivers are the shit!!!
5) Gas threads are for babies
6) Street racing is gay....(even if you get a rush out of it)
7) Cops will pull you over....and give you a :slap:
8) Receiving a dent or scratch while parked at the mall will make me go crazy
9) Toyotanation allows me to relax and get some added enjoyment out of my purchase of a Toyota product

WTF :ugh3: :whatthe: :kookoo:
:nutkick:

^lol

I agree. Pass that shit this way, Goatkey.

Type R stickers on cars add at least 40 horse.

And fart can exhaust tips are REALLY REALLY cool. Even when they sound like my chain saw and weed whacker.

Type R stickers on cars add at least 40 horse.

And fart can exhaust tips are REALLY REALLY cool. Even when they sound like my chain saw and weed whacker.


your freaking nuts pal, they only add about 5. Put your sticker on a dyno and prove it, but we know that you will never dyno it because your scared you will look stupid.:bukkake:

Ive got one over all of you, I can drive my truck on water, while eating Taco Bell! Beat that(AND I DIDNT SPEND THE MONEY ON 4x4)

I hate your therapist too...

My therapist fists me:smokin: (and charges an extra Jackson for a happy ending:deal:), spews on PreRunners:bukkake:, gets 43.7 MPG:nana:, uses 100 octane fuel:bowdown:, has an iPod for an aftermarket radio:dj:, has a high temp exhaust tip:licklips:, ALWAYS uses the Search feature:respect:, craps roses:ohyeah:, walks on water:cool:, and the bitch lifted his Taco 36 inches:gfy:.



... my butt hurts:ugh3:

Powered by Toyota

All right! Play nice... (you bunch of @wholes):D

BTW, my therapist can analyze your therapist's @ss.

my therapist thinks that you are all crazy

Therapy is for sissies :lol: When I want to have a good time I just pull up to the nearest nissan dealership and :fuckyou: .

Therapy is for sissies :lol: When I want to have a good time I just pull up to the nearest nissan dealership and :fuckyou: .

haha same here man. this one time i drove into the honda dealer and i was still in the truck. one of the salesman came up to me and asked if he could help me. i said "lookin to trade this(tacoma) in for a ridgeline." he say, "oh really? just go ahead and park ur truck sir and we will talk." and then i said, "psych". and drove off.:lol:

i raced john force and wooped him ant no bulshit neather.. the next round i got beat by a girl driving a chevy colorado :eek:

haha same here man. this one time i drove into the honda dealer and i was still in the truck. one of the salesman came up to me and asked if he could help me. i said "lookin to trade this(tacoma) in for a ridgeline." he say, "oh really? just go ahead and park ur truck sir and we will talk." and then i said, "psych". and drove off.:lol:
LMFAO@!!!!!
Seriously though... I want to reduce my ground clearance, remove my testicals and buy a ridgeline. In that particular order!

And my K&N Sticker added 25 hp!:burnout:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS... inside voices please! :fruit:

not a good idea... who's idea was this anyway?

it's starting to look like ttora arround here.....

Oh yeah, fuck TTORA and the queer they all rode in on! They love the mud sooo much because it reminds them of the gang-bang fudge-packing circle-jerk dildo-riding they all do together...

Ooops, that'll get me banned from there again...

I love this thread...

Oh, I hate heat and humidity! I love Kate Beckinsale! I watch WWE and find the humor it in all!!!!!

Oh yeah, fuck TTORA and the queer they all rode in on! They love the mud sooo much because it reminds them of the gang-bang fudge-packing circle-jerk dildo-riding they all do together...

:lol:

pre-runners suck, scoops suck, autos suck, dbl cabs suck, but Chuck Noris does not.

PS. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

The 1 of 5 dentists that didn't recommend Chuck Norris got a roundhouse kick to the face.


Chuck Norris's semen is a constant 90 proof. When he ejaculates, it shoots out and actually becomes little liquid bald eagles giving him the ability to impregnate women from over 40 miles away, depending on the temperature and wind strength

can someone tell me why they think the K&N filter suck. i cant find it anywhere...:eek:

The 1 of 5 dentists that didn't recommend Chuck Norris got a roundhouse kick to the face.


Chuck Norris's semen is a constant 90 proof. When he ejaculates, it shoots out and actually becomes little liquid bald eagles giving him the ability to impregnate women from over 40 miles away, depending on the temperature and wind strength When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down. After receiving repeated roundhouse kicks to the head from Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer was heard to ask,"Can you go a bit lower? I was crammed in an air conditioning duct between 7:00 a.m. and 8:00 a.m. and my back is killing me." Jack Bauer's nickname for Chuck Norris is "Aloysius Q. Vagina-Muffin".

Hi, I bitch about being told to use the search button but 3 months from now I'll be the one telling everyone to search.

I can't continue an older thread because all that stuff is irrelevant and obsolete, I need new opinions. That stuff is like from 2 months ago! Gosh!

Nothing but the best for me! I love my OEM filters. The dealership never rapes me on any other parts so why should I be concerned that the $2.50 oil filters they sell aren't actually worth the toilet paper I wipe my ass with. Nothing is too good for the truck I just spent $25k+ on and bitch about regularly.

K&N air filters rule!

I'm using Royal Purple coolant and I gained 20HP because the website told me so.

I get 18.00002348734 mpg. I'm not telling you what options I have, where I live or how I drive. Everybody be happy for me. Now what do you guys get so we can have a pissing match for no reason. It makes me feel better about myself.

Where do you guys order Toyota parts from?

Which tires are the best? What size can I fit without a lift?

Why can I only fit 5 quarts of oil per oil change?

Why am I retarded?

What's a manual?

I'm right, you're wrong. Proof? We don't need no stinking proof. This is the internet. People can say or do whatever they want without consequence.

Proofreading is for sissies.

The less I spell correctly the easier it is to retract my statements... or say I was drunk.

Eye nevr fynd ennything wen aye serrch? Howe cum?

Let's have more threads about tics, tocs, show your face, show your home, show your Taco, show your spare tire, show your crap you left in the toilet bowl this morning, lifts, tires, body lifts, exhausts, lights, leaf spring squeaks, etc... :rolleyes: (I know I'm guilty of some of these).

Honda Ridgelines are the shit! Seriously!:wiggle:

Pb is da man! :bowdown:

Screw the "search" function! :naughty:

We need a thread to decipher the things that NorCal says! :lol: Just kidding NC. :) RAW man, RAW!

Opinions are like a**holes, everybody's got one and this forum has alot of opinions! :whatwhat:

You can get "IT" on ebay. No matter what the f*ck "IT" is. :D

TTORA :rolleyes:
And the biggy, "GRANNY PANTIES!" Can't get enough of that one!!! :loove:
And the list goes on...:clap:

Boy this is fun. :D

Therapy is for sissies :lol: When I want to have a good time I just pull up to the nearest nissan dealership and :fuckyou: .

Without therapy, I may have been apt to hunt you down and collect one of your testicles for my collection due to that statement.

You're all a bunch of limp wristed french fried reech-arounding ******s.

Now where do i get the name of one of "the rapists"(therapists) that was born and has stayed female her entire life? If you don't have the name of any in my area i guess i'm just gonna have to resort back to the college sluts that i continually acquaint myself with for the sake of crushin some on the regular

Let's have more threads about tics, tocs, show your face, show your home, show your Taco, show your spare tire, show your crap you left in the toilet bowl this morning, lifts, tires, body lifts, exhausts, lights, leaf spring squeaks, etc... :rolleyes: (I know I'm guilty of some of these).

Honda Ridgelines are the shit! Seriously!:wiggle:

Pb is da man! :bowdown:

Screw the "search" function! :naughty:

We need a thread to decipher the things that NorCal says! :lol: Just kidding NC. :) RAW man, RAW!

Opinions are like a**holes, everybody's got one and this forum has alot of opinions! :whatwhat:

You can get "IT" on ebay. No matter what the the f*ck "IT" is. :D

TTORA :rolleyes:
And the biggy, "GRANNY PANTIES!" Can't get enough of that one!!! :loove:
And the list goes on...:clap:

Boy this is fun. :D

Seek help from my therapist...

New Jersey.... no comment....

Seek help from my therapist...

New Jersey.... no comment....

Hey, hey! Be nice! Clam chowder eatin' bastard!

Already have one. But thanks for the offer. Would you like her number?

Hey, hey! Be nice! Clam chowder eatin' bastard!

Already have one. But thanks for the offer. Would you like her number?

whats the number, does she make u say wooosaah?:D

Hey, hey! Be nice! Clam chowder eatin' bastard!

Already have one. But thanks for the offer. Would you like her number?

Are the happy endings free or an extra Jackson?

Hey, if I remove my ToyTec lift you think I can sell it on eBya nd for how much?

What size tires can I run with a 6" Drop-bracket lift?

What's better oral or anal (receiving the prior, giving the latter)?

Does de-badging add hp by reducing drag?

Can I run regular unleaded and still keep my warranty?

I can bottom out in a Chihuahua...

My chopper hurts after Taco Bell....


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I really like this thread!

whats the number, does she make u say wooosaah?:D

No, but I do tend to yell "SERENITY NOW!" every now and then! :lol:

I can bottom out in a Chihuahua...


YOU F'N BASTARD! I should know better than to drink something while reading your posts! Now I need to clean my desk. BASTARD! :cursin:

Bottom out in a chihuahua....

That is some funny ish righ there.:lol:

i banged all ur wifes and gfs in my dbl cab last night! I knew it would come in handy one day...:D

I banged your wife last night, but my double cab wasn't big enough. We had to use the bed.

BTW, your wife cracked my composite bed and bent the tailgate.

I banged your wife last night, but my double cab wasn't big enough. We had to use the bed.

BTW, your wife cracked my composite bed and bent the tailgate.

Pb - I took your your truck out last night, and washed it at a gas station high pressure washer with circular brushes. I then took a polyester towel made in china and dried it. After that, I grabbed a power sander and polished it with some black shoe polish. As a finishing touch, I used some ear wax and a sponge for a final top coat.

We need to take it out today and count the microscratches :naughty:

oh! below the belt. Are you trying to make him cry?

Oh, I hate heat and humidity! I love Kate Beckinsale! I watch WWE and find the humor it in all!!!!!

X2 but I'll kick your ass over Kate! :whatwhat:

This was the install PB did on my truck.

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/6089/badwiring25su.jpg

This was the install PB did on my truck.

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/6089/badwiring25su.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Good one NorCal!!!!! Gold star for you today!

X2 but I'll kick your ass over Kate! :whatwhat:

Get in line beotch! That's my girl!
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/kate-beckinsale/pictures/kate-beckinsale-picture-1.jpg

You can keep Kate "casting couch blowjobs" Beckinsale. I call this beauty.

http://www.teenidols4you.com/thumb/Singers/taylorh/HANSON49.JPG

You can keep Kate "casting couch blowjobs" Beckinsale. I call this beauty.

http://www.teenidols4you.com/thumb/Singers/taylorh/HANSON49.JPG

OMG! I almost pissed myself. Thanks alot Boone!
Bet you know all the words to their songs huh?

Get in line beotch! That's my girl!
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/kate-beckinsale/pictures/kate-beckinsale-picture-1.jpg


LIKE HELL IT IS!! Looks like I'm gonna have to pop a cap in your ass and slash your truck tires too! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/Smilieys/violent2.gif

This was a pic I took of her while she was in my bed. :whatwhat:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/kate_beckinsale_gallery_8.jpg

Now here is a true american beauty! :loove: Mike and Boone, eat your heart out!

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/strangers-4.jpg (http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/?start=#imgAnch1)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/kate_beckinsale_gallery_8.jpg

:boink: :boink: :boink: :boink: :boink: How did you get that outta my wallet? Humina, humina, humina!

Now here is a true american beauty! :loove: Mike and Boone, eat your heart out!

Geez, I didn't realize incest was legal in New Jersey.

She's got your mother's lips ( :licklips: ) and the milkman's eyes ( http://64.91.229.147/usa/images/smilies/nut.gif ).

http://64.91.229.147/usa/images/smilies/hifinger.gif

[quote=NorCalTacoma]This was the install PB did on my truck.

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/6089/badwiring25su.jpg

Awesome illustration NorCal :lol:

Geez, I didn't realize incest was legal in New Jersey.

She's got your mother's lips ( :licklips: ) and the milkman's eyes ( http://64.91.229.147/usa/images/smilies/nut.gif ).

http://64.91.229.147/usa/images/smilies/hifinger.gif

I know you don't mean any disrespect but can we keep the people who gave us life outta this?

Incest is NOT repeat NOT legal in NJ.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/kate_beckinsale_gallery_8.jpg

:boink: :boink: :boink: :boink: :boink: How did you get that outta my wallet? Humina, humina, humina!


HAHA!! The pic I have hangs on my bedroom wall which is way to big for a wallet.:naughty:

ill tell you something that pisses me off, is when somebody says they put on a different air filter and "felt" it to be faster.... your butt dyno cant feel shit.... unless you can bend over and shit out a chart for me, go :fuckyou: yourself

HAHA!! The pic I have hangs on my bedroom wall which is way to big for a wallet.:naughty:

Good thing the pic is black and white so you cannot see the cum stains on it! :bukkake:

Good thing the pic is black and white so you cannot see the cum stains on it! :bukkake:

Nah man I don't do that. I'm saving it for when I meet her. :whatwhat: Hopefully she won't drown. :D

I know you don't mean any disrespect but can we keep the people who gave us life outta this?

You're right. My bad. http://64.91.229.147/usa/images/smilies/spank.gif

Incest is NOT repeat NOT legal in NJ.

Are you sure? I musta been thinking of somewhere else...

http://www.keiths.org/Redneck-Humor/you-might-be-a-redneck.jpg

In the immortal words of Earnest P. Worrel

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I bet Boone has a special folder on his computer for freaky ass pics that he looks at everyday.

You're right. My bad. http://64.91.229.147/usa/images/smilies/spank.gif



Are you sure? I musta been thinking of somewhere else...

http://www.keiths.org/Redneck-Humor/you-might-be-a-redneck.jpg

DAMN! MY NEIGHBOR! :ugh3:

I bet Boone has a special folder on his computer for freaky ass pics that he looks at everyday.

Or he just goes on SpanktheMonkey.com and downloads this sh*t for his own personal enjoyment! :naughty:

Nah man I don't do that. I'm saving it for when I meet her. :whatwhat: Hopefully she won't drown. :D

I hear ya on that one! :whatwhat:

This was the install PB did on my truck.

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/6089/badwiring25su.jpg

Baby boy made a funny!!!!! Nice one!!!!! :lol:

Kate aint shit, my bitch is off the hook y'all....her name is Staiesha...


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/netranger6/stacy1.jpg

:yikes:

That's just scary. I'm probably going to have nighmares tonight. I'll take Kate over that monster anyday, but I think Kate would be insulted by the comparison.

Pb - I took your your truck out last night, and washed it at a gas station high pressure washer with circular brushes. I then took a polyester towel made in china and dried it. After that, I grabbed a power sander and polished it with some black shoe polish. As a finishing touch, I used some ear wax and a sponge for a final top coat.

We need to take it out today and count the microscratches :naughty:

That's going too far. :sosad:


:lol:

That's going too far. :sosad:


:lol:

Gotta admit it is a little funny.

Well Taco5 if I can't have Kate I'd settle for Rachel McAdams instead!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/22d7ea48.jpg

Noob here says "what is a search"?

and make the avatars big enough to READ!

I have a 2000 Dodge Dakota 4.7 V8 and will smoke all 'yall....but i do like my girlfriends 05 Tacoma....but SERIOUSLY...smoke you.

Yeah I hate that we can't use bigger avatars and gifs in our sigs!!

Well Taco5 if I can't have Kate I'd settle for Rachel McAdams instead!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/22d7ea48.jpg
SHWING! Now that's a hot pic of her!

My second choice after Kate: (have to be loyal).
http://www.jessica-alba.com/plugins/gallery/albums/gq-04-2005/normal_jessica_alba3_1024.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:;)

Yeah I hate that we can't use bigger avatars and gifs in our sigs!!

Well, you wouldn't when everybody had a huge sig and avitar and it took 5 minutes to load each page. Thats the whole point. That and some poor guys still have dial-up.

I have a 2000 Dodge Dakota 4.7 V8 and will smoke all 'yall....but i do like my girlfriends 05 Tacoma....but SERIOUSLY...smoke you.

If you can keep that pos together for a whole 1/4 mile, you might have some takers.:)

SHWING! Now that's a hot pic of her!

My second choice after Kate: (have to be loyal).
http://www.jessica-alba.com/plugins/gallery/albums/gq-04-2005/normal_jessica_alba3_1024.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:;)


How could I forget Jessica!! I think she's hotter as a brunette though.

Well, you wouldn't when everybody had a huge sig and avitar and it took 5 minutes to load each page. Thats the whole point. That and some poor guys still have dial-up.

Haha, maybe those guys should get out of the Stone Age. In the world of wireless internet, all they need to do is ditch their Commodore 64's and steal internet access like any self-respecting TN addict should.

Well, you wouldn't when everybody had a huge sig and avitar and it took 5 minutes to load each page. Thats the whole point. That and some poor guys still have dial-up.

You mean dial-up still exist!! I thought that died out with the dinosaurs.:whatwhat:

Believe it or not, there are still rural areas where there is no connection at all. And some are very happy to just get dial-up. Better than nothin.

Haha, maybe those guys should get out of the Stone Age. In the world of wireless internet, all they need to do is ditch their Commodore 64's and steal internet access like any self-respecting TN addict should.

Now, now. We should not be encouraging thievery. :rolleyes:

How could I forget Jessica!! I think she's hotter as a brunette though.

Is this more to your liking?

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/Jess.jpg (http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/?start=#imgAnch1)

Believe it or not, there are still rural areas where there is no connection at all. And some are very happy to just get dial-up. Better than nothin.

I know the feeling but you could always get Direcway satellite internet. It's not the best but it puts dial-up to shame.

I hate it when people post things that they hate. :disappoin

Directway = Big $$$. Most folk in these rural areas I speak of don't have or won't spend the kind of cash it takes for a sat connection.

My folks are having this problem now. But my pops will not come off of close to 500 bucks just for a quicker connection.

Yeah, he's a cheap sob. I have to send them pics of my daughter one at a time, lol.

Is this more to your liking?


http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/Jess.jpg (http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/?start=#imgAnch1)


Yeah that's much better but these two pics are hot as hell.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/26824eaa.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/a4a8b9c5.jpg

^ yeah, I'd hit it.

Too bad she's not looking at pics of me saying the same thing.

Haha, maybe those guys should get out of the Stone Age. In the world of wireless internet, all they need to do is ditch their Commodore 64's and steal internet access like any self-respecting TN addict should.

Hmmm stealing now that sounds interesting. Care to explain?? :D

SHWING! Now that's a hot pic of her!

My second choice after Kate: (have to be loyal).
http://www.jessica-alba.com/plugins/gallery/albums/gq-04-2005/normal_jessica_alba3_1024.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:;)
ok Jessica is mine, and second that is not her body that pic has been altered

Directway = Big $$$. Most folk in these rural areas I speak of don't have or won't spend the kind of cash it takes for a sat connection.

My folks are having this problem now. But my pops will not come off of close to 500 bucks just for a quicker connection.

Yeah, he's a cheap sob. I have to send them pics of my daughter one at a time, lol.

Yeah I agree it is expensive for what ya get. I think every house should have high speed internet and paved roads. The damn road I live on is still dirt and gravels which makes it impossible to keep my truck looking nicely detailed.:disappoin

Julia Bond. She is only 18. SO HOT. Kinda trashy though. :confused:

http://www.juliabond.com/images/photos/10.jpg

Julia Bond. She is only 18. SO HOT. Kinda trashy though. :confused:

http://www.juliabond.com/images/photos/10.jpg

Yeah she is trashy hot. It's funny though cause I was gonna post a few pics of her earlier today so here they are now.:whatwhat:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/24af52a2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/e7b80cd2.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/07069c2e.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/6d94fdde.jpg

She's nasty...let's get back to posting pics of Jessica Alba. But let's try for some real ones; too many fakes out there....

Gotta love the paparazzi:thumbup:

http://www.neocelebs.com/fg/j/jessica_alba_09/pics/jessica_alba_12.jpg
http://www.neocelebs.com/fg/j/jessica_alba_09/pics/jessica_alba_06.jpg

Jessica! Jessica! Jessica!

LMAO

SHE IS TRASHY HOT FOR SURE. :lol:

Y'all are ghey.

My Type-R kills X-Runners at the track.

:saythat:

How did a pissing match thread turn into a porn thread? Is that all you gays ever think about? Yeah, me too! :D

Lol at you boys. I am new so this is really funny to read. Btw, my taco is faster b/c I say so. :P

Lol at you boys. I am new so this is really funny to read. Btw, my taco is faster b/c I say so. :P

Welcome to the forum!! A few rules to follow are listed below.

1. Do not piss off the old timers here.
2. Use the damn search function and if you can't find what you are looking for then forget it.
3. No one cares how many miles you can get out of your truck and if you get more than 15 and less than 21 mpg then you are doing good.
4. Do not brag about your truck being faster than ours....we know you are lying!!
5. Last but not least enjoy your stay here even if you can't post any questions since they have already been answered long before you were here.

I drive a Porsche to compensate for my small penis. :whatwhat: .......... it will still blow the doors off any taco here! :clap:

Welcome to the forum!! A few rules to follow are listed below.

1. Do not piss off the old timers here.
2. Use the damn search function and if you can't find what you are looking for then forget it.
3. No one cares how many miles you can get out of your truck and if you get more than 15 and less than 21 mpg then you are doing good.
4. Do not brag about your truck being faster than ours....we know you are lying!!
5. Last but not least enjoy your stay here even if you can't post any questions since they have already been answered long before you were here.

1) I am an old-timer. I can lift your truck and I can dis-assemble it too... Don't test me.
2) Try search, be honest, then ask
3) Exactly
4) Exactly, and if you street race, stay the fuck out of my town.
5) Ha ha ha, true. Refer to note #2

PS. I hate the internet, pop-ups and the stupid green text.

I hate Wednesdays, love Mondays and masterbate twice every Friday in the office bathroom.

I hate hang-nails (ingrown toe nails) cuz they really hurt. I still hate people, but my therapist says I'm improving.

Welcome to Wednesdays you bunch of door knobs!

Mike, #3 is the best post ever on this board.:thumbup:

How about some real life chicks... ones you might meet on the street....
http://images.jokaroo.com/3/ShowLetter654645.jpg

http://img145.exs.cx/img145/3289/ShowLETTER108.jpg

Those are from some redneck scrapbook email I got... ;)
... glad I don't live in Kentucky. ;)

BTW: My truck is faster than yours becuase it blue. It's been
shown that blue paint has less drag so it makes it faster. It's
a dark blue so it's even faster than those wimpy speedway blue
trucks... those are cool / fast... but not as cool / fast as the
darker indigo ink pearl trucks.

jack

Whats that old saying, only thing that comes from Texas are steers and queers. Do you have horns, jack?:)

Whats that old saying, only thing that comes from Texas are steers and queers. Do you have horns, jack?:)

... oops... Bills from Ky. ;) It was really funny when I used an editor and changed
it to Paris Tennesee and sent it to my brother-in-law that lives in Paris Tennessee.
... he didn't think it was too funny but I'm still laughing about it. ;)

jack

^ I really don't care. It is funny.

BTW- that chick is a real beauty compared to some I've seen around here.:lol:

^ yeah, I'd hit it.

Too bad she's not looking at pics of me saying the same thing.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jessica! Jessica! Jessica!
http://www.jessica-alba.com/plugins/gallery/albums/gq-04-2005/normal_ja104.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:;)
http://www.jessica-alba.com/plugins/gallery/albums/gq-04-2005/00004m.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>: window.close())
http://www.jessica-alba.com/plugins/gallery/albums/gq-04-2005/00006m.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>: window.close())
http://www.jessica-alba.com/plugins/gallery/albums/gq-04-2005/00005m.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>: window.close())
http://www.jessica-alba.com/plugins/gallery/albums/gq-04-2005/00001m.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>: window.close())

^ OMG!
:heart: :heart: :heart:

^ OMG!
:heart: :heart: :heart:

Yum, Yum! Gotta get sum!

ok Jessica is mine, and second that is not her body that pic has been altered
Now you cannot tell me that is not her head on THAT body!

I have a 2000 Dodge Dakota 4.7 V8 and will smoke all 'yall....but i do like my girlfriends 05 Tacoma....but SERIOUSLY...smoke you. Unlikely but maybe. But while you're stopped for gas the Tacoma will go by you again and again and again.

Very strange, a girl with enough common sense to buy a Tacoma yet she dates a guy with a Dakota. I'm thinkin' you made that shit up. Is this your imaginary girlfriend?

Very strange, a girl with enough common sense to buy a Tacoma yet she dates a guy with a Dakota. I'm thinkin' you made that shit up. Is this your imaginary girlfriend?

Not to defend anyone but at one time I had a Mustang GT and my GF had a Camaro IROC-Z.
She loved to race to. :lol:

LOL - The corporate internet filters here at work are blocking many of the pics posted in this thread. They must have a serious "Jessica block" around here :lol:

Hi res of some serious Alba. You need a big monitor for this one.

http://66.232.100.26/~dontlink/hires/jessicaalba9/image-html/jessicaalba0136yp.html

A few more things...

1. Fram oil filters are the BEST!!!
2. The Tacoma's auto tranny dipstick is behind the the rear seats in the Double Cab. You have to fold the seat down, and remove the back panel to get to it.
3. The diff fluids must be changed every 5k miles or your rear end will grind up and fail!

You heard it here folks!

Hi res of some serious Alba. You need a big monitor for this one.

http://66.232.100.26/~dontlink/hires/jessicaalba9/image-html/jessicaalba0136yp.html WOW, shes not afraid to show the tits is she?:eek:

Hi res of some serious Alba. You need a big monitor for this one.

http://66.232.100.26/~dontlink/hires/jessicaalba9/image-html/jessicaalba0136yp.html

Those nipples are screaming lick me!!:whatwhat:

Yum, Yum! Gotta get sum!


Now you cannot tell me that is not her head on THAT body!

I can tell you it isn't but then I'd be lying!! I remember looking at the magazine that the article and photos were in so they are 100% authentic.:whatwhat:

Those nipples are screaming lick me!!:whatwhat: Id like to do more than lick them.;)

Those nipples are screaming lick me!!:whatwhat:

LOOK! Pick a woman and stick with her. Stop taking mine!!!!!!!

LOL - The corporate internet filters here at work are blocking many of the pics posted in this thread. They must have a serious "Jessica block" around here :lol:

How about now?

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/normal_ja104.jpg (http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/?start=#imgAnch1)
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/00005m.jpg (http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/?start=#imgAnch2)
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/00001m.jpg (http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/?start=#imgAnch4)

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2699022 Check out this video, Jessica Alba video that shows those delicious tits.

LOOK! Pick a woman and stick with her. Stop taking mine!!!!!!!

Why are you shouting sporadicly :confused: You know Kate is gonna get jealous if you keep tossing up pics of Jessica.:disappoin

I hate hot humid weather especially when I need to get outside and detail my truck which is like right now.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2699022 Check out this video, Jessica Alba video that shows those delicious tits.

Thanks alot steve. How the hell am I suppost to get any work done now? BASTARD! :cursin:

At first I thought was of Shannon Elizabeth. She's one who does not mind nudity! :naughty:

"It's nice to be nice to the nice" Frank Burns MASH 4077th

I like "biting" people's styles and PMing people without saying thank you!

Oh yeah and I hate all you fokkers posting half nekid pics of Jessica and Kate. My 60" triple panel display at work is like a gigantic add displaying "Look this jackass isn't working!"

Thanks alot steve. How the hell am I suppost to get any work done now? BASTARD! :cursin:

At first I thought was of Shannon Elizabeth. She's one who does not mind nudity! :naughty:

"It's nice to be nice to the nice" Frank Burns MASH 4077th


I still think it's Shannon Elizabeth. :confused:

I still think it's Shannon Elizabeth. :confused: Looks like Jessica to me. Either way Id like to snuggle up to those boobies when I go to bed at night.:naughty:

I like "biting" people's styles and PMing people without saying thank you!

Oh yeah and I hate all you fokkers posting half nekid pics of Jessica and Kate. My 60" triple panel display at work is like a gigantic add displaying "Look this jackass isn't working!"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh yeah and I hate all you fokkers posting half nekid pics of Jessica and Kate. My 60" triple panel display at work is like a gigantic add displaying "Look this jackass isn't working!"


Hmmm since you are bragging about your big 60" panel display that must mean you are inadequate in other areas.:disappoin Now get your ass back to work and stop bitching!

Not to defend anyone but at one time I had a Mustang GT and my GF had a Camaro IROC-Z.
She loved to race to. :lol:
That's different. In your case you had the good taste and she was after you for your car.:)

I still think it's Shannon Elizabeth. :confused:

After much exhaustive and intense research I found out it is Shannon Elizabeth. Damn you Steve!
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2410170

Still nice jugs though!

Hmmm since you are bragging about your big 60" panel display that must mean you are inadequate in other areas.:disappoin Now get your ass back to work and stop bitching!

Anyone's gonna look inadequate holding it next to a 60" screen. :naughty:

:confused:After much exhaustive and intense research I found out it is Shannon Elizabeth. Damn you Steve!
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2410170

Still nice http://www.ttora.com/forum/images/smilies/boobies.gif (http://www.ttora.com/forum/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=0&forumid=157#) though!:confused: Wonder why they had it labeled as Jessica A. on the other page? Oh well still like those tities!:naughty: Theres lots of other videos on ifilm of Jessica Alba do a search. Lots of her in a bikini in that movie she was in a while back. Ifilm is an awesome site.

Anyone's gonna look inadequate holding it next to a 60" screen. :naughty:

You've got a point but why are you still here and not working.:lol:


I thought I was right about that video being Shannon Elizabeth! :whatwhat: I know my titties. :naughty:

You've got a point but why are you still here and not working.:lol:


I thought I was right about that video being Shannon Elizabeth! :whatwhat: I know my titties. :naughty:

Cause I can and I will! Damnit I wanna see Shannon's titties too! Not fair!

Cause I can and I will! Damnit I wanna see Shannon's titties too! Not fair!

It's not fair that you get to see them on a big screen. :sosad: I don't even know you and I don't like you! :D

Guess I'll have to break out the "One Night in Paris" DVD and do some screenshots! :naughty:

Check this out!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qwFYMtlZNyg&mode=related&search=paris%20hilton%20carl%27s%20jr

Check this out!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qwFYMtlZNyg&mode=related&search=paris%20hilton%20carl%27s%20jr I hate Paris Hilton, dont get me wrong Id still do her but right after I got done doing her Id bitchslap her for being a spoiled bitch.:D

Check this out!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qwFYMtlZNyg&mode=related&search=paris%20hilton%20carl%27s%20jr

Sh*t! That's nothing. I'll have to find my disc tonight and try to find a clip that will not get me banned from the site. (Girl could suck a tennis ball through a tennis racket!) :boink:

I hate Paris Hilton, dont get me wrong Id still do her but right after I got done doing her Id bitchslap her for being a spoiled bitch.:D

Don't know if I'd want to do her. Awful lot of visiters in her territory! :rolleyes:

Don't know if I'd want to do her. Awful lot of visiters in her territory! :rolleyes: Id make sure I put on a thick raincoat. (then Id bitchslap her again for being a slut:lol: )

Sh*t! That's nothing. I'll have to find my disc tonight and try to find a clip that will not get me banned from the site. (Girl could suck a tennis ball through a tennis racket!) :boink:

I've got the video so I know what ya mean. :lol: She really doesn't do anything for me. She needs some meat on her damn bones.

Now back to a hottie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/6d122761.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/fa3b1392.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/6788a599.jpg

Damn, I hope no one catches me spanking the monkey at work.:disappoin

I've got the video so I know what ya mean. :lol: She really doesn't do anything for me. She needs some meat on her damn bones.

Now back to a hottie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/6d122761.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/fa3b1392.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/6788a599.jpg
YOUR KILLING ME, YOUR KILLING ME!
No more graphics info for you!

Id make sure I put on a thick raincoat. (then Id bitchslap her again for being a slut:lol: )

More like a f*ckin' radiation suit! Bitch had more dicks going thru her than a zipper! :whatwhat:

YOUR KILLING ME, YOUR KILLING ME!
No more graphics info for you!

Well since I am killing you I'll post 2 more pics!:whatwhat:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/0aca6b70.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/4a7d5364.jpg

Wow - I think we need a new title for this one - the official Spank your Monkey thread.

Well since I am killing you I'll post 2 more pics!:whatwhat:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/0aca6b70.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/4a7d5364.jpg

You will pay! Oh yes, you will pay!!!! :cursin:

You will pay! Oh yes, you will pay!!!! :cursin:

You crack me up! :lol:

How about some Kristanna Loken. :naughty:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/d47c5fe9.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/8b14532b.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/2e3c9fd2.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/e67e791f.jpg

^ Eh. :disappoin

Anyone want to meet me in the Castro tonight?

^ :confused:

The Castro is a neighborhood in San Francisco, California (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco%2C_California), which is also known as Eureka Valley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eureka_Valley_%28San_Francisco%29). The neighborhood is known for being the heart of San Francisco's gay (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay) community.

Example in a sentence...

Stupid ignorant motherfuckers on this website telling people in the castro to "get a girlfriend" should try getting a boyfriend instead.

^ Eh. :disappoin

Oh well I tried.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/Smilieys/44150864.gif

The Castro is a neighborhood in San Francisco, California (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco%2C_California), which is also known as Eureka Valley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eureka_Valley_%28San_Francisco%29). The neighborhood is known for being the heart of San Francisco's gay (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay) community.

If that is what you mean then just say that. Some of us are NorCal illiterate and need help. :lol:

We really need to start a thread for you with your words and meanings.
example: CASTRO = San Francisco's Gay Community
And so on... :)

I'm off that Hyphy Juice right now.

Bay Figures...

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/2321/271451898l7jm.jpg

Here's my girl...

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i201/dahveee/untitledV.jpg

^ Where? :confused: Pic is to small! :lol:

http://perso.orange.fr/tronchedecake/backgrounds/femmes/victoria/victoria_02.jpg

is that better?

^OH, SNAP!:naughty:

Nice!!

EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT!!!!! YOU JUST CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!!!

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/in-living-color-season-3--200505260.jpg (http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/Taco219/?start=#imgAnch1)

Julia Bond. She is only 18. SO HOT. Kinda trashy though. :confused:

http://www.juliabond.com/images/photos/10.jpg

She sure is nice to watch in porn

She sure is nice to watch in porn

I've yet to see her in porn but I'm assuming she is nice to watch. :naughty:

Wow, she is amazing in porn. :thumbup:

^ Any titles come to mind?

http://www.juliabond.com/images/photos/11.jpg
Nevermind NorCal. Found some. Have to check her out sometime.

I'd hit it!!

I'd hit it!!

I'm telling Kate, I'm telling Kate! :nana:

Oh and I'd hit this girl too!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/64324Medium.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v152/Mike5150/64321Medium.jpg

^ Is there anything you wouldn't hit?

^ Is there anything you wouldn't hit?

Yep......You!! :lol:

^ That's good to know. PHEW! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

^ Any titles come to mind?
Limewire my friend...Just type in Julia Bond...got some good ones today

I already found some stuff with her but thanks!

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE GET OFF TOPIC! though its not to bad this time cause i learned of a new porn star. Now does anybody know how to get calluses off your cock?

By the way, anyone not using Royal Purple can suck a donkey wanker!! Everyone knows its the greatest oil in the history of mankind!!! So all you losers out there using mobil 1 or any of that other crap oil can lick em!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE GET OFF TOPIC! though its not to bad this time cause i learned of a new porn star. Now does anybody know how to get calluses off your cock?

I've heard that you can use a porter cable with high grit sandpaper and buff out those problem areas.

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE GET OFF TOPIC! though its not to bad this time cause i learned of a new porn star. Now does anybody know how to get calluses off your cock?

Call the Doctor... Doctor Scholl's.

http://www.drscholls.com/images/product/large/OneStep_Callus_Removers.gif
I hate people who say they hate people!

Im going to start a coalition against coalition's, who wants to join?

I think that those Tubular Bull Bars (light mounts) are retarded looking.

De-badging your truck is GHAY.

Completely black wheels look like ass.

Any wheels larger than 17" are just to compensate for a small c0ck.

I can't stand bugshields.

Those bull balls or truck nutz I keep seeing everywhere are idiotic.

Can't stand "OBX" stickers or plates, who cares, or are they an add for the "Xtreme Tampon Games" ??

APC products are junk.


I'm done for now...

Marc M

4 cylinders are for granola eating hippies.

Double cabs are for soccer moms.

Automatics are for mongloids.

Debadge all those TRD (TURD) fecal stickers.

De-badging your truck is GHAY.


spelling the word GAY "GHAY" is pretty homosexual you limp-wrister

WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE BUY A GAY-RUNNER?

I laugh at Gay-Runners, almost everyone around here has one.

Barely any 4x4s.

BTW: I am blessed like LEXINGTON STEELE. :o:

City slickers with 4x4s that will never use them are stupid!!

So who wants to have rough anal sex with me and this man right here, Lex Steele.

He works out at 24-hour fitness in Northridge. Actually North Hills, California.

He is there at 7:30 AM.


http://www.venus-berlin.com/2003/de/presse/news/img/2003-08-12_lexington-steele_lexington-steele.jpg

http://www.lexsteele.com/template/aboutme/aboutme_content_pic.jpg

why the f*ck did i open this thread...:disappoin

somebody pissed and nobody flushed??:eek:

what else could i say..."everyone Lex pimpin is gay!@&@#$$! :lol::lol::lol:

WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE BUY A GAY-RUNNER?

I laugh at Gay-Runners, almost everyone around here has one.

Barely any 4x4s.

BTW: I am blessed like LEXINGTON STEELE. :o:

that means your cuz is flippin ragin gay ass. and u still hang out with him flippin gays the whole lot of yaz.:lol:

Im going to start a coalition against coalition's, who wants to join?
I'm in as long as I don't have to join.

So who wants to have rough anal sex with me and this man right here, Lex Steele.

He works out at 24-hour fitness in Northridge. Actually North Hills, California.

He is there at 7:30 AM.


Dude there is something wrong with you. WHO post pics of a black dude and all happy about it.
Really your like the only one who post pics of dudes :ugh3:

Some underlaying meanings to that

Plasti-chrome door edge guards are just plain stupid looking. Especially when they are used around the hood, trunk, wheel wells, etc... :ugh3:

People I work with annoy me to no end...

Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch...

Yea, I want some cheesypoofs!

NorCal just isn't right...but a good guy otherwise...

I wish I had a money tree growing in my yard instead of a debt bush...

The woman across from me has a sweet ass...

Do you want fries with that? F*ckin' A right I want fries!

Have it your way? Yea, right! After they had their way with it! :ugh3:

Would you like to super size your order? Look at me beotch, I'm already super sized!

What really is in the special sauce?

Black body moulding just look stupid!

Why does NorCal speak a language only a handful of people understand? :)

Where oh where is 55REASONS? Anyone try PMing him?

People who constantly change their mind should not have a mind to change.

Why is there never a cop around when you need one until your doing something wrong?

Things that make you go hmmmmm... What the hell does that mean?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'M LOSING MY F*CKING MIND!!!!!!

^ hey taco5, just say WOOOOSAHHH!:)

SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I see live people and it scares me more than if I saw dead people.

Man my head hurts. I need to lay down for awhile. Advil anyone? Advil? Bueller? Bueller?

Taco5 it looks like you forgot to take your medication again!

Taco5 it looks like you forgot to take your medication again!

No the problem is I took the WRONG medication today. (whispering, Serentity now! Serenity Now! but it's not helping!)
http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/verdict_in.gif http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/runaway.gif http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/verdict_in.gif http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/runaway.gif http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/verdict_in.gif http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/runaway.gif

PEDRO FOR PRESIDENT!
NO KITTY! THATS A BAD KITTY! THAT'S MY POT PIE!
NO STARVIN' MARVIN, THAT'S KENNY'S CREAM CORN!
Somebody Stop Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No the problem is I took the WRONG medication today. (whispering, Serentity now! Serenity Now! but it's not helping!)
http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/verdict_in.gif http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/runaway.gif http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/verdict_in.gif http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/runaway.gif http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/verdict_in.gif http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/runaway.gif

PEDRO FOR PRESIDENT!
NO KITTY! THATS A BAD KITTY! THAT'S MY POT PIE!
NO STARVIN' MARVIN, THAT'S KENNY'S CREAM CORN!
Somebody Stop Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want whatever drugs you're on. NOW! :smokin:

I want whatever drugs you're on. NOW! :smokin:

9 out of 10 doctores don't recommend the meds I take. (Unless it's in a foriegn country).

DRUGS ARE BAD, UH HUH, DRUGS ARE BAD!

http://www.comedycentral.com/images/motherload/franchises/south_park/videos/season_2/204_drugs_m1.jpg

I see live people and it scares me more than if I saw dead people.

Man my head hurts. I need to lay down for awhile. Advil anyone? Advil? Bueller? Bueller?

Taco5 - That's alot of raging for 7:00am. YOu might need to pay the TN admin's a therapist fee for all this emotion you're pouring out :help:

http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/runaway.gif http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/verdict_in.gif http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/eyecrazy.gif Just been one of those days! :ugh3:

She sure is nice to watch in porn

+2 Me and mini me

Dude there is something wrong with you. WHO post pics of a black dude and all happy about it.
Really your like the only one who post pics of dudes :ugh3:

Some underlaying meanings to that
Dude, you don't understand!

Lexington Steele (born Clifton Todd Britt) a.ka. Lex "The Impaler" is a pure savage!

He rails chicks with AUTHORITY. He was 3-time male pornstar of the year.

What a SAV!

We can't forget about my homeboy Peter North (born Alden Brown) a.k.a. "The North Pole".

North is most noted for his ability to produce very large amounts of semen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen), and for his powerful ejaculations (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation).

BOTTOM LINE, North is RAW! :thumbup:

Holy shit, this is the craziest thread I've ever read on TN.

...and it's time for more Alba.








http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/trdcamry2003/Second%20Album/jessica_alba_beach_2_16.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/trdcamry2003/Second%20Album/jessica_alba_43.jpg
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/trdcamry2003/Second%20Album/jessica-alba-beach-6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/trdcamry2003/Second%20Album/jessicaalba17.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/trdcamry2003/Second%20Album/jessicaalba101.jpg

Dude, you don't understand!

Lexington Steele (born Clifton Todd Britt) a.ka. Lex "The Impaler" is a pure savage!

He rails chicks with AUTHORITY. He was 3-time male pornstar of the year.

What a SAV!

Its a GUY:ugh3:

Holy shit, this is the craziest thread I've ever read on TN.

...and it's time for more Alba.








http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/trdcamry2003/Second%20Album/jessica_alba_beach_2_16.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/trdcamry2003/Second%20Album/jessica_alba_43.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/trdcamry2003/Second%20Album/jessica_alba_18.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/trdcamry2003/Second%20Album/jessica-alba-beach-6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/trdcamry2003/Second%20Album/jessicaalba17.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/trdcamry2003/Second%20Album/jessicaalba101.jpg
Thanks for this 05! I needed that! http://www.tacomaterritory.com/forum/images/smilies/jawdrop.gif (http://www.tacomaterritory.com/forum/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=0&forumid=157#)

We can't forget about my homeboy Peter North (born Alden Brown) a.k.a. "The North Pole".

North is most noted for his ability to produce very large amounts of semen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen), and for his powerful ejaculations (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation).

BOTTOM LINE, North is RAW! :thumbup:

Can we say porn-addict?

No i think it sounds like he enjoys watching the guys..talking about their load and everything

No i think it sounds like he enjoys watching the guys..talking about their load and everything

http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/funnyup.gif

here is some Porn for you NorCal
http://static.flickr.com/57/194153386_092536ad08_o.jpg

^ http://www.customtacos.com/forum/images/smilies/new/funnyup.gif Oh please, don't get him started. It's too early for me.

[quote=cam2Xrunner]Holy shit, this is the craziest thread I've ever read on TN.

...and it's time for more Alba.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/trdcamry2003/Second%20Album/jessica_alba_beach_2_16.jpg

OH MY GOD!

^ Yea, but its a "SWEET ASS" thread though, huh?

NorCalTacoma......05Xrunner and I are really starting to think you might be gay. It's alright you live around the Bay Area....that's accepted up there. You've said to many things about male pornstars and their loads, it's gonna be hard to get yourself out of this one bro.:fruit:

NorCalTacoma......05Xrunner and I are really starting to think you might be gay. It's alright you live around the Bay Area....that's accepted up there. You've said to many things about male pornstars and their loads, it's gonna be hard to get yourself out of this one bro.:fruit:

:gaydumbo: :gaydumbo: :gaydumbo: :gaydumbo: :gaydumbo: Agreed! Never seen someone so informative/obsessed with male porno actors. Something to make you go hmmmmmmmmm...

here is some Porn for you NorCal
http://static.flickr.com/57/194153386_092536ad08_o.jpg Dude, that is soooo fly! (I know, I'm showing my age.)

here is some Porn for you NorCal
http://static.flickr.com/57/194153386_092536ad08_o.jpg

Did you take this with your SLR!?

LMAO

BTW: I am not gay at all! Back in high school we used to talk about these guys and we just think it's funny. We are in no way attracted to them, we just like to talk about them because their names and what they do are so funny. That's my explanation for this. I love pussy not COGG.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i201/dahveee/jessica_alba_beach_2_16.jpg