Another redneck joke
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Posted by: MR2BAD
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman
looked
across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus
sitting over there?" The
waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to
give Jesus a cup of
coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a
hunched
back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down,
and asked the
waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across
the restaurant and
asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress
nodded, so the
Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My
treat."
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a
Redneck on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and
hollered, "Hey there,
sweet thing. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of
Coke!" He, too,
looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's
boy over there?"
The waitress once more nodded, so the Redneck said to
give Jesus a
cold glass of Coke, "On my bill."
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman,
touched
him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The
Irishman felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a
jig out the
door.
Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and
said, "For
your kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt
his back
straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the
Lord and did a series
of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck
jumped up
and yelled, "Don't touch me. I'm drawin' disability!!"
Posted by: andyman61
it wouldn't be funny if it weren't true! 
Posted by: bob022004
no shit....i know people that would actually say that.
Posted by: aznman007
i live in tennessee, i dont get it.....how is he drawin disability if he sees that that disabled are healed? dammit...
Posted by: MR2BAD
he's drawing disability and doesn't want to be cured by Jesus and lose it...
Posted by: Rapeacivic
good one
Posted by: Cyorke
aznman you are giving us Nashvillians a bad rep. Like Mr2Bad said he wants his check each month.
Posted by: aznman007
i love you.
Posted by: MR2BAD
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Originally Posted by aznman007
i love you.
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isn't that precious!!!
Posted by: aznman007
he's my cousin
Posted by: MR2BAD
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Originally Posted by aznman007
he's my cousin
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if you say so???.... just kidding
Posted by: aznman007
Are You Making Fun Of My Hunny Bunny?!
Posted by: MR2BAD
 
Posted by: aznman007
o, it's beef now......makin fun of pookie poo...
Posted by: MR2BAD
pookie poo...? beef? hunny bunny?
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Posted by: FDFL3131
wtf lol funny joke but wtf is up with the cousin love
Posted by: Diehonda
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wtf lol funny joke but wtf is up with the cousin love
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It is the second part of the redneck joke.
Posted by: aznman007
damn right, bitches. he's my cousin and im his daddy.
Posted by: MR2BAD
ah, OK.....^^^
Posted by: FDFL3131
ahhh i get it now  ... lol
Posted by: CamNub
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Originally Posted by aznman007
damn right, bitches. he's my cousin and im his daddy.
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Keep it in the family? 
Posted by: Diehonda
it makes it easier to have a wedding, people can sit on either side. 
Posted by: MR2BAD
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Originally Posted by Diehonda
it makes it easier to have a wedding, people can sit on either side. |
That is soooo wrong...funny but wrong (and all too true)
Posted by: BullMarket
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