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The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship

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#1 Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans &
has a job.

#2 Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.

#3 Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.

#4 Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being
with you.

#5 Its very, very important that these four broads don't know each
other.


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(Swiped this from a forum I frequent)

-LMB
The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they
would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea.
 
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"Louis M. Brown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> #1 Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans &
> has a job.
>
> #2 Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.
>
> #3 Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
>
> #4 Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being
> with you.
>
> #5 Its very, very important that these four broads don't know each
> other.
>
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> (Swiped this from a forum I frequent)
>
> -LMB
> The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they
> would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
>
> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
> and get used to the idea.
>


To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.

Charles
 
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> "Louis M. Brown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship
>>
>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> #1 Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans &
>> has a job.
>>
>> #2 Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.
>>
>> #3 Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
>>
>> #4 Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being
>> with you.
>>
>> #5 Its very, very important that these four broads don't know each
>> other.
>>
>>
>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>> (Swiped this from a forum I frequent)
>>
>> -LMB
>> The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they
>> would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
>>
>> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
>> and get used to the idea.
>>

>
> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>
> Charles
>
>

I am SO telling on you guys!!!
 
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"whodunit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> n5hsr wrote:
>> "Louis M. Brown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]
>>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship
>>>
>>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>
>>> #1 Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans &
>>> has a job.
>>>
>>> #2 Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.
>>>
>>> #3 Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
>>>
>>> #4 Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being
>>> with you.
>>>
>>> #5 Its very, very important that these four broads don't know each
>>> other.
>>>
>>>
>>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>
>>> (Swiped this from a forum I frequent)
>>>
>>> -LMB
>>> The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they
>>> would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
>>>
>>> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
>>> and get used to the idea.
>>>

>>
>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>
>> Charles

> I am SO telling on you guys!!!


Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who you
gonna call? Ghostbusters?

Charles of Schaumburg
 
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n5hsr wrote:
> "whodunit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> n5hsr wrote:
>>> "Louis M. Brown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected]
>>>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship
>>>>
>>>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>
>>>> #1 Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans &
>>>> has a job.
>>>>
>>>> #2 Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.
>>>>
>>>> #3 Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
>>>>
>>>> #4 Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being
>>>> with you.
>>>>
>>>> #5 Its very, very important that these four broads don't know each
>>>> other.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>
>>>> (Swiped this from a forum I frequent)
>>>>
>>>> -LMB
>>>> The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they
>>>> would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
>>>>
>>>> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
>>>> and get used to the idea.
>>>>
>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>>
>>> Charles

>> I am SO telling on you guys!!!

>
> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who you
> gonna call? Ghostbusters?
>
> Charles of Schaumburg
>
>

Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
*Fwap*
 
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"whodunit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> n5hsr wrote:
>> "whodunit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]
>>> n5hsr wrote:
>>>> "Louis M. Brown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>> news:[email protected]
>>>>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship
>>>>>
>>>>> --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>>
>>>>> #1 Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans &
>>>>> has a job.
>>>>>
>>>>> #2 Its important have a woman who can make you laugh.
>>>>>
>>>>> #3 Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
>>>>>
>>>>> #4 Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being
>>>>> with you.
>>>>>
>>>>> #5 Its very, very important that these four broads don't know each
>>>>> other.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>>
>>>>> (Swiped this from a forum I frequent)
>>>>>
>>>>> -LMB
>>>>> The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they
>>>>> would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
>>>>>
>>>>> Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
>>>>> and get used to the idea.
>>>>>
>>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>>>
>>>> Charles
>>> I am SO telling on you guys!!!

>>
>> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who you
>> gonna call? Ghostbusters?
>>
>> Charles of Schaumburg

> Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
> *Fwap*


You mean like "Minnie the Moocher"? I had that song stuck in my head for a
whole day. I could just hear the slush pumps working on the intro, and I
could see Jake and Elwood sneaking in. . . . Cab Calloway has been singing
that song since the 1930's. Somewhere I swear my dad used to have it on an
old 78 album. . . .

Charles of Schaumburg

You could tell my sister, or my soon-to-be-sister-in-law, I guess. But they
know all about me all ready.
 
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On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 00:06:42 GMT, whodunit <[email protected]>
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>n5hsr wrote:
>> "whodunit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>> news:[email protected]
>>> n5hsr wrote:


>>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>>
>>> I am SO telling on you guys!!!

>>
>> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who you
>> gonna call? Ghostbusters?

>
>Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
>*Fwap*


I can cure that one REALLY fast:

"It's a world of laughter, a world of tears. It's a world of hope
and a world of fears. Its so much that we share that it's time we're
aware, It's a small world after all..."

(You're welcome.) ;-P

--<< Bruce >>--

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Electrician for Westend Electric - CA726700
5737 Kanan Rd. #359, Agoura CA 91301 (818) 889-9545
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"Bruce L. Bergman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 00:06:42 GMT, whodunit <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>n5hsr wrote:
>>> "whodunit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected]
>>>> n5hsr wrote:

>
>>>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>>>
>>>> I am SO telling on you guys!!!
>>>
>>> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who
>>> you
>>> gonna call? Ghostbusters?

>>
>>Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
>>*Fwap*

>
> I can cure that one REALLY fast:
>
> "It's a world of laughter, a world of tears. It's a world of hope
> and a world of fears. Its so much that we share that it's time we're
> aware, It's a small world after all..."
>
> (You're welcome.) ;-P
>
> --<< Bruce >>--
>

Even better...




wait for it....



wait for it...

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

:)

Brat-a-lie
 
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Bruce L. Bergman wrote:
> On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 00:06:42 GMT, whodunit <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>> n5hsr wrote:
>>> "whodunit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>> news:[email protected]
>>>> n5hsr wrote:

>
>>>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>>> I am SO telling on you guys!!!
>>> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who you
>>> gonna call? Ghostbusters?

>> Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
>> *Fwap*

>
> I can cure that one REALLY fast:
>
> "It's a world of laughter, a world of tears. It's a world of hope
> and a world of fears. Its so much that we share that it's time we're
> aware, It's a small world after all..."
>
> (You're welcome.) ;-P
>
> --<< Bruce >>--
>

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Let's raise the ante, shall we??

"Wasting away again in Margaritaville...
Lookin' for....my...lost shaker..of salt!
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame...
I know, it's not all their fault...."

<we are so evil>
 
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On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 17:02:08 GMT, whodunit <[email protected]>
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>Bruce L. Bergman wrote:
>> On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 00:06:42 GMT, whodunit <[email protected]>
>> wrote:
>>> n5hsr wrote:
>>>> "whodunit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>> news:[email protected]
>>>>> n5hsr wrote:


>>>>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>>>>> I am SO telling on you guys!!!
>>>> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who you
>>>> gonna call? Ghostbusters?
>>> Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
>>> *Fwap*

>>
>> I can cure that one REALLY fast:
>>
>> "It's a world of laughter, a world of tears. It's a world of hope
>> and a world of fears. Its so much that we share that it's time we're
>> aware, It's a small world after all..."
>>
>> (You're welcome.) ;-P
>>
>> --<< Bruce >>--
>>

>Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
>
>Let's raise the ante, shall we??
>
>"Wasting away again in Margaritaville...
>Lookin' for....my...lost shaker..of salt!
>Some people claim that there's a woman to blame...
>I know, it's not all their fault...."
>
><we are so evil>


No, that was funny.

You want true evil, I wonder if William Shatner (AKA Captain James
Tyrone Kirk) ever 'sang' (and I use the term loosely) any of the above
songs with his usual delivery...

--<< Bruce >>--

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5737 Kanan Rd. #359, Agoura CA 91301 (818) 889-9545
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In alt.autos.toyota Bruce L. Bergman <[email protected]> wrote:

> You want true evil, I wonder if William Shatner (AKA Captain James
> Tyrone Kirk) ever 'sang' (and I use the term loosely) any of the above
> songs with his usual delivery...


James "Tiberius" Kirk.

cordially, as always,

rm
 
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"Wickeddoll®" <[email protected]> wrote:

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>"Louis M. Brown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship

>
>*heating up that fork*
>
>I've seen that one before, Comet-boy
>
>Natalie
>
>

Oh man, you're in SUCH big trouble!...I thank the good Lord that
I'm not you...
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On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 18:01:55 GMT, [email protected] wrote:

>In alt.autos.toyota Bruce L. Bergman <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> You want true evil, I wonder if William Shatner (AKA Captain James
>> Tyrone Kirk) ever 'sang' (and I use the term loosely) any of the above
>> songs with his usual delivery...

>
>James "Tiberius" Kirk.
>
>cordially, as always,
>
>rm


Works every time - Hook, Line, Sinker, Pole and Reel... ;-P

--<< Bruce >>--

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"Gord Beaman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> "Wickeddoll®" <[email protected]> wrote:
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>>"Louis M. Brown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship

>>
>>*heating up that fork*
>>
>>I've seen that one before, Comet-boy
>>
>>Natalie
>>
>>

> Oh man, you're in SUCH big trouble!...I thank the good Lord that
> I'm not you...
> --
>
> -Gord.


You should be - he's in Tulare, California.

Abandon all hope, ye who enter there...

Natalie
 
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> "Bruce L. Bergman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> > On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 00:06:42 GMT, whodunit <[email protected]>
> > wrote:
> >
> >>n5hsr wrote:
> >>> "whodunit" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> >>> news:[email protected]
> >>>> n5hsr wrote:

> >
> >>>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
> >>>>
> >>>> I am SO telling on you guys!!!
> >>>
> >>> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who
> >>> you
> >>> gonna call? Ghostbusters?
> >>
> >>Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
> >>*Fwap*

> >
> > I can cure that one REALLY fast:
> >
> > "It's a world of laughter, a world of tears. It's a world of hope
> > and a world of fears. Its so much that we share that it's time we're
> > aware, It's a small world after all..."
> >
> > (You're welcome.) ;-P
> >
> > --<< Bruce >>--
> >

> Even better...
>
>
>
>
> wait for it....
>
>
>
> wait for it...
>
> WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
>
> :)
>
> Brat-a-lie


What is this a fwapping flyby by Nat?

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Bruce L. Bergman <[email protected]> wrote:

>On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 18:01:55 GMT, [email protected] wrote:
>
>>In alt.autos.toyota Bruce L. Bergman <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> You want true evil, I wonder if William Shatner (AKA Captain James
>>> Tyrone Kirk) ever 'sang' (and I use the term loosely) any of the above
>>> songs with his usual delivery...

>>
>>James "Tiberius" Kirk.
>>
>>cordially, as always,
>>
>>rm

>
> Works every time - Hook, Line, Sinker, Pole and Reel... ;-P
>
> --<< Bruce >>--


....and Bruce, we all believe you implicitly don't we
guys/gals?...sheese...
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>"Gord Beaman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> "Wickeddoll®" <[email protected]> wrote:
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>>>
>>>"Louis M. Brown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>>>news:[email protected]
>>>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship
>>>
>>>*heating up that fork*
>>>
>>>I've seen that one before, Comet-boy
>>>
>>>Natalie
>>>
>>>

>> Oh man, you're in SUCH big trouble!...I thank the good Lord that
>> I'm not you...
>> --
>>
>> -Gord.

>
>You should be - he's in Tulare, California.
>
>Abandon all hope, ye who enter there...
>
>Natalie
>
>

That bad issit?...
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>> "Bruce L. Bergman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>> > On Sat, 11 Feb 2006 00:06:42 GMT, whodunit <[email protected]>
>> > wrote:
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>> >>n5hsr wrote:
>> >>> "whodunit" <pillut_[email protected]> wrote in message
>> >>> news:[email protected]
>> >>>> n5hsr wrote:
>> >
>> >>>>> To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> I am SO telling on you guys!!!
>> >>>
>> >>> Well, since at the moment I have neither a wife nor a girlfriend, who
>> >>> you
>> >>> gonna call? Ghostbusters?
>> >>
>> >>Thank you. Now I can't get that song out of my head.
>> >>*Fwap*
>> >
>> > I can cure that one REALLY fast:
>> >
>> > "It's a world of laughter, a world of tears. It's a world of hope
>> > and a world of fears. Its so much that we share that it's time we're
>> > aware, It's a small world after all..."
>> >
>> > (You're welcome.) ;-P
>> >
>> > --<< Bruce >>--
>> >

>> Even better...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> wait for it....
>>
>>
>>
>> wait for it...
>>
>> WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
>>
>> :)
>>
>> Brat-a-lie

>
> What is this a fwapping flyby by Nat?
>
> --
>
> Qapla'
> Kweeg


Nah, forgot to take Ent out of the reply.

Mea culpa

Natalie, so done with Ent
 
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"Gord Beaman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>"Gord Beaman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>> "Wickeddoll®" <[email protected]> wrote:
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>>>>"Louis M. Brown" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>>>>> The Five Secrets to a Happy Relationship
>>>>
>>>>*heating up that fork*
>>>>
>>>>I've seen that one before, Comet-boy
>>>>
>>>>Natalie
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Oh man, you're in SUCH big trouble!...I thank the good Lord that
>>> I'm not you...
>>> --
>>>
>>> -Gord.

>>
>>You should be - he's in Tulare, California.
>>
>>Abandon all hope, ye who enter there...
>>
>>Natalie
>>
>>

> That bad issit?...
> --
>
> -Gord.


Worse than that...

Natalie
 
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