OKOKOK here it goes... make sure your window is up before doing this.
take off the door panel. first you need to take the trim off around the door handle. you need to get a flat head screw driver in right under the locking mechanism and pop the door handle trim off. same on the top side of the handle's hinge. there should be 2 big screws in the arm rest. 2 screws on the bottom, 2 pins on the side, 1 screw towards the inner side. and one more below the arm rest in the little magazine/map holder spot.
now that you got that off, there should be 2 screws/bolts holding the inner handle in. unscrew those and then remove the metal lines from the mechanism. the plastic things pop off to the side and then the metal pieces will slip right out.
the outer handle is a little tougher. first you have to get those metal lines off, same way. then you have to reach in there and unscrew the 2 screws/bolts in there... the window must be up, and you will have to break through that shitty plastic lining in the door. once you get that off, you can pop the outer handle out the side.
lemme know if you have any problems. i check the forums a few times every hour

im a big dork like that.