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I was on YouTube and was watching some Eric The Car Guy, when I got into the comments and ended up making quite a long winded argument regarding why its better to own a POS than a new car. I figured I spent all that time, and everyone in the Tercel section owns a "POS" (based off standards in our American culture) I figured I would share it with you all.
Don't let people who own new cars make you feel bad. They are idiots. And this is why:
MY ORIGINAL POST:
"I bought my 1996 Toyota Tercel for $500. The previous owner (my old boss) wrecked it. I put it back together (enough) and I've been driving it for like 4 years. I replaced the battery, starter, and the wiring to and from the aforementioned. It starts every time, and it has never left me stranded. The body looks horrible, but here is what I can do that you new car owners cant/shouldn't/won't do...
Do you live in a city and use parking garages every day? If there is no attendant, as is the case at the parking garage I use - I just pull up to the barrier arm, slowly pull forward until it is close enough to reach out and grab, then I just push it up and keep pulling forward. Once it is on the roof, I just let it drag down the back of the car... lol If you do the math... 5 days a week @ $5.. 52 weeks.. $1300 a year. Um yeah.. car paid for almost three times just over the coarse of 1 year. (Don't give me any shit about "stealing" parking.. IDGAF if you lilke it or not. Get a POS and you won't have to pay either)
You ever get home from work on trash day and your empty trash cans are blocking you from getting the mail??? Well I don't have that problem, I just bump them out of the way...
Ever follow a buddy with another POS? I like to give him a little bumpercar-like "nudge" at a stop light. Its always hilarious. Sometimes they do it back, in reverse... Its all fair in love and war, right?
Another trash can related activity... Have that friend who likes to joke around all the time and be a "jackass"? If its trash NIGHT, its always fun to back into a full trash can and spill their garbage all over the yard. Talk about laughing till you cry ALL THE WAY HOME. You won't be doing that at my house in your 2013 Dodge Charger.. I'll bet on that.
Its the 4th of July, guess where I light fireworks off of? That right,,, The roof.. Its already scratched to hell, so whats a little charring gonna hurt on a black car? FREE scratch filler! lol
Did I mention my car insurance is $26 a month? My yearly taxes are like $21 (Thats like $.90 or so a month!) Which just happens to be the cheapest possible amount you can pay legally in my state. (You may have to contest the value of your car at your local tax department - they employ adjusters to reassess value based on condition)
And since its a Toyota, it goes forever..
If you "need" a pretty, new car that's all flashy, you probably have some SERIOUS SELF ESTEEM ISSUES... You are NOT all the CRAP you OWN. You don't get to take ANY of your useless shit with you when you die.. So don't OVERVALUE your stupid possessions... they end up OWNING YOU!
But as long as you EGOMANIACS continue putting all this "WORTH" into owning a nice car, in the end its GREAT for me, because I work for a repossession agency, so as long as you IDIOTS keep buying shit you can't afford, I am laughing my ass off all the way to the bank DRIVING my 1996 Tercel, cause WE JUST LEFT YOUR ASS WALKING!
Suck on that!
Don't let people who own new cars make you feel bad. They are idiots. And this is why:
MY ORIGINAL POST:
"I bought my 1996 Toyota Tercel for $500. The previous owner (my old boss) wrecked it. I put it back together (enough) and I've been driving it for like 4 years. I replaced the battery, starter, and the wiring to and from the aforementioned. It starts every time, and it has never left me stranded. The body looks horrible, but here is what I can do that you new car owners cant/shouldn't/won't do...
Do you live in a city and use parking garages every day? If there is no attendant, as is the case at the parking garage I use - I just pull up to the barrier arm, slowly pull forward until it is close enough to reach out and grab, then I just push it up and keep pulling forward. Once it is on the roof, I just let it drag down the back of the car... lol If you do the math... 5 days a week @ $5.. 52 weeks.. $1300 a year. Um yeah.. car paid for almost three times just over the coarse of 1 year. (Don't give me any shit about "stealing" parking.. IDGAF if you lilke it or not. Get a POS and you won't have to pay either)
You ever get home from work on trash day and your empty trash cans are blocking you from getting the mail??? Well I don't have that problem, I just bump them out of the way...
Ever follow a buddy with another POS? I like to give him a little bumpercar-like "nudge" at a stop light. Its always hilarious. Sometimes they do it back, in reverse... Its all fair in love and war, right?
Another trash can related activity... Have that friend who likes to joke around all the time and be a "jackass"? If its trash NIGHT, its always fun to back into a full trash can and spill their garbage all over the yard. Talk about laughing till you cry ALL THE WAY HOME. You won't be doing that at my house in your 2013 Dodge Charger.. I'll bet on that.
Its the 4th of July, guess where I light fireworks off of? That right,,, The roof.. Its already scratched to hell, so whats a little charring gonna hurt on a black car? FREE scratch filler! lol
Did I mention my car insurance is $26 a month? My yearly taxes are like $21 (Thats like $.90 or so a month!) Which just happens to be the cheapest possible amount you can pay legally in my state. (You may have to contest the value of your car at your local tax department - they employ adjusters to reassess value based on condition)
And since its a Toyota, it goes forever..
If you "need" a pretty, new car that's all flashy, you probably have some SERIOUS SELF ESTEEM ISSUES... You are NOT all the CRAP you OWN. You don't get to take ANY of your useless shit with you when you die.. So don't OVERVALUE your stupid possessions... they end up OWNING YOU!
But as long as you EGOMANIACS continue putting all this "WORTH" into owning a nice car, in the end its GREAT for me, because I work for a repossession agency, so as long as you IDIOTS keep buying shit you can't afford, I am laughing my ass off all the way to the bank DRIVING my 1996 Tercel, cause WE JUST LEFT YOUR ASS WALKING!
Suck on that!