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A Cajun named Boudreaux moved to Texas and bought a donkey for $100
from an old farmer who agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The
next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, Boudreaux, but I have
some bad news. Thet donkey up and died last night."

"We-e-e-e-ll, dat stoff she happen', so you jus' gimmee my money back."

"Can't do that. I done gone and spent it already."

"Okay, den, no problem. You jus' unload de donkey."

"What ya gonna do with him?"

"I'm going to raffle him off."

"You cain't raffle off a dead donkey!"

"Ay, sure I can. You jus' watch ahn learn. I jus' won' tell nobody he
dead!"

A month later the farmer met up with Boudreaux and asked, "So, what
happened with that dead donkey?"

"I raffle him off. I sell 500 tickets at two dollar a piece and make a
profit of $998."

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"Jus' de guy who win. So, I give him his two dollar back!"

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