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There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always
wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping around, answering ads in the
newspaper, and not having much luck. One day he comes across a
beautiful classic Harley with a "For Sale" sign on it. Upon inspection,
he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it
with the owner: "This bike is beautiful! I'll take it. But you gotta
tell me how you keep it in such good shape." "Well," says the seller,
"it's pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and
it's going to rain, rub vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the
rain. In fact, since you're buying the bike I won't need my tube of
vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the buyer a tube
of vaseline. So the guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker.
He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic (being a
harley fan).

That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriend's
parents house. See, it's the first time he's going to meet them and
figures it will make a big impression. When the couple gets to the
house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm. "Honey," she says," I
gotta tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat
dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the person who says anything during
dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go.

The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living
room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, a huge stack
of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he
looks, dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner
progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he reaches over, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they
make it on the dinner table. Of course no one says a word. The
boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation again and he
looking across the table, "Her Mom's kinda cute", he thinks. So he
grabs his girlfriend's Mom and has his way with her right there on the
dinner table. Again, no one says a word.

Then, the boyfriend notices it starting to rain and decides he better
take care of the motorcycle. He pulls the vaseline from his pocket. The
father stands up and shouts: "ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!"

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"badgolferman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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*snipped and stolen*


Reminds me of a joke a Harley rider told me many years ago:

"What's the difference between a Harley rider and a vacuum cleaner?"

Wait for it...

"The position of the dirt bag."

Natalie, running like hell's angels
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