[OT] mathematician -->joke<--

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Discussion Starter · Dec 10, 2005

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to
learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand
Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant.

I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:

Dear Husband:
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I
will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since
you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more
times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore don't wait up.
Your Wife

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Discussion Starter · #2 · Dec 10, 2005

Taken!

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Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year!
Nightspirit

"badgolferman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
>
> Dear Wife:
> You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
> which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with
> you
> as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to
> learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the
> Grand
> Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant.
>
> I'll be home before midnight.
> Your Husband
>
>
> When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for
> him
> that read as follows:
>
> Dear Husband:
> You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter,
> I
> will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since
> you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54
> more
> times than 54 goes into 18.
>
> Therefore don't wait up.
> Your Wife

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Discussion Starter · #3 · Dec 10, 2005

Re: mathematician -->joke<--

badgolferman wrote:
> A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
>
> Dear Wife:
> You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
> which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
> as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to
> learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand
> Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant.
>
> I'll be home before midnight.
> Your Husband
>
>
> When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
> that read as follows:
>
> Dear Husband:
> You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I
> will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since
> you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more
> times than 54 goes into 18.
>
> Therefore don't wait up.
> Your Wife

holy mackerel. that is bad.

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Discussion Starter · #4 · Dec 10, 2005

Re: mathematician -->joke<--

Learning Richard wrote:
> badgolferman wrote:
> > A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
> >
> > Dear Wife:
> > You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
> > which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
> > as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to
> > learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand
> > Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant.
> >
> > I'll be home before midnight.
> > Your Husband
> >
> >
> > When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
> > that read as follows:
> >
> > Dear Husband:
> > You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I
> > will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since
> > you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more
> > times than 54 goes into 18.
> >
> > Therefore don't wait up.
> > Your Wife
>
>
> holy mackerel. that is bad.

funny, but bad.

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Discussion Starter · #5 · Dec 10, 2005

"badgolferman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

*snipped and stolen*

Natalie

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Discussion Starter · #6 · Dec 10, 2005

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"Learning Richard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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>
> badgolferman wrote:
>> A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
>>
>> Dear Wife:
>> You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
>> which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
>> as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to
>> learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand
>> Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant.
>>
>> I'll be home before midnight.
>> Your Husband
>>
>>
>> When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
>> that read as follows:
>>
>> Dear Husband:
>> You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I
>> will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since
>> you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more
>> times than 54 goes into 18.
>>
>> Therefore don't wait up.
>> Your Wife
>
>
> holy mackerel. that is bad.
>
Gawd, Richard, lighten up

Natalie

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Discussion Starter · #7 · Dec 11, 2005

Re: mathematician -->joke<--

Wickeddoll® wrote:
> "Learning Richard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]
> >
> > badgolferman wrote:
> >> A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
> >>
> >> Dear Wife:
> >> You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
> >> which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
> >> as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to
> >> learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand
> >> Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant.
> >>
> >> I'll be home before midnight.
> >> Your Husband
> >>
> >>
> >> When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
> >> that read as follows:
> >>
> >> Dear Husband:
> >> You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I
> >> will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since
> >> you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more
> >> times than 54 goes into 18.
> >>
> >> Therefore don't wait up.
> >> Your Wife
> >
> >
> > holy mackerel. that is bad.
> >
> Gawd, Richard, lighten up

Hey! I said it was funny!!!

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Discussion Starter · #8 · Dec 11, 2005

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"Learning Richard" ...

Wickeddoll® wrote:
> "Learning Richard" ...
> >
> > badgolferman wrote:
> >> A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
> >>
> >> Dear Wife:
> >> You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
> >> which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
> >> as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to
> >> learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand
> >> Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant.
> >>
> >> I'll be home before midnight.
> >> Your Husband
> >>
> >>
> >> When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
> >> that read as follows:
> >>
> >> Dear Husband:
> >> You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I
> >> will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since
> >> you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more
> >> times than 54 goes into 18.
> >>
> >> Therefore don't wait up.
> >> Your Wife
> >
> >
> > holy mackerel. that is bad.
> >
> Gawd, Richard, lighten up

Hey! I said it was funny!!!

Richard

Where I come from, 'bad' means unfunny

Natalie

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Discussion Starter · #9 · Dec 11, 2005

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A seventeen year old kid from Alabama told his dad he got a blow job from
his teacher. His dad said you SOB that's a rotten thing you to be doing,
your being home schooled.

mike hunt

"Learning Richard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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Wickeddoll® wrote:
> "Learning Richard" <[email protected]> wrote in message
> news:[email protected]
> >
> > badgolferman wrote:
> >> A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
> >>
> >> Dear Wife:
> >> You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs
> >> which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
> >> as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to
> >> learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand
> >> Hotel with my 18-year old teaching assistant.
> >>
> >> I'll be home before midnight.
> >> Your Husband
> >>
> >>
> >> When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
> >> that read as follows:
> >>
> >> Dear Husband:
> >> You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I
> >> will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since
> >> you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more
> >> times than 54 goes into 18.
> >>
> >> Therefore don't wait up.
> >> Your Wife
> >
> >
> > holy mackerel. that is bad.
> >
> Gawd, Richard, lighten up

Hey! I said it was funny!!!

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Discussion Starter · #10 · Dec 11, 2005

Re: mathematician -->joke<--

Mike Hunter, 12/11/2005,2:38:14 PM, wrote:

> A seventeen year old kid from Alabama told his dad he got a blow job
> from his teacher. His dad said you SOB that's a rotten thing you to
> be doing, your being home schooled.

Good one!

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Discussion Starter · #11 · Dec 11, 2005

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On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 19:39:58 +0000, badgolferman spake:

> Mike Hunter, 12/11/2005,2:38:14 PM, wrote:
>
>> A seventeen year old kid from Alabama told his dad he got a blow job
>> from his teacher. His dad said you SOB that's a rotten thing you to
>> be doing, your being home schooled.
>
> Good one!

Call me judgemental (I am), but nothing that the racist Mike Hunt posts
could ever be considered a 'good one'.

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Discussion Starter · #12 · Dec 11, 2005

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Learning Richard, 12/11/2005,2:44:20 PM, wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 19:39:58 +0000, badgolferman spake:
>
> > Mike Hunter, 12/11/2005,2:38:14 PM, wrote:
> >
> >> A seventeen year old kid from Alabama told his dad he got a blow
> job >> from his teacher. His dad said you SOB that's a rotten thing
> you to >> be doing, your being home schooled.
> >
> > Good one!
>
> Call me judgemental (I am), but nothing that the racist Mike Hunt
> posts could ever be considered a 'good one'.

Oh, come on. Lighten up, Richard. Learn to use your humor...

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Discussion Starter · #13 · Dec 11, 2005

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badgolferman wrote:
> Learning Richard, 12/11/2005,2:44:20 PM, wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 11 Dec 2005 19:39:58 +0000, badgolferman spake:
> >
> > > Mike Hunter, 12/11/2005,2:38:14 PM, wrote:
> > >
> > >> A seventeen year old kid from Alabama told his dad he got a blow
> > job >> from his teacher. His dad said you SOB that's a rotten thing
> > you to >> be doing, your being home schooled.
> > >
> > > Good one!
> >
> > Call me judgemental (I am), but nothing that the racist Mike Hunt
> > posts could ever be considered a 'good one'.
>
> Oh, come on. Lighten up, Richard. Learn to use your humor...

There's a couple of folks who post here who are beyond redemption in my
mind.

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