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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
In addition to "The check's in the mail," and "Sure, I'll respect you
in the morning", here's more Modern Lies:

- I never watch television except for PBS.

- The engine is supposed to make that noise.

- Just take a left after the lights -- you can't miss it.

- I am married, but we're getting a divorce.

- Don't worry, I can get another 40 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

- Just ignore him -- he's never bitten anyone.

- I've never done anything like this before.

- It's not the money; it's the principle of the thing.

- You get this one and I'll pay next time.

- Nothing would please me more.

- Trust me.
 
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Discussion Starter · #2 ·
"badgolferman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> In addition to "The check's in the mail," and "Sure, I'll respect you
> in the morning", here's more Modern Lies:
>
> - I never watch television except for PBS.
>
> - The engine is supposed to make that noise.
>
> - Just take a left after the lights -- you can't miss it.
>
> - I am married, but we're getting a divorce.
>
> - Don't worry, I can get another 40 miles when the gauge is on "empty."
>
> - Just ignore him -- he's never bitten anyone.
>
> - I've never done anything like this before.
>
> - It's not the money; it's the principle of the thing.
>
> - You get this one and I'll pay next time.
>
> - Nothing would please me more.
>
> - Trust me.


Don't forget:

We're the government, we're only here to help.

Charles of Kankakee
 
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Discussion Starter · #7 ·
Re: modern lies -->joke<--

Gord Beaman wrote:
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> "I before E except after C (most of the time) :)
>
> --
>
> -Gord.
> (use gordon in email)


That's not the weigh I heard it.

Karl
 
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Discussion Starter · #8 ·
Re: modern lies -->joke<--

[email protected] wrote:

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>Gord Beaman wrote:
>>
>> "I before E except after C (most of the time) :)
>>
>> --
>>
>> -Gord.
>> (use gordon in email)

>
>That's not the weigh I heard it.
>
>Karl


O...how Jew hear it?...put some weight behind your words...
..
--

-Gord.
(use gordon in email)
 
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