"badgolferman" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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*snipped and stolen*
Natalie
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*snipped and stolen*
Natalie
[OT] tongue twister -->joke<--
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A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
black eye too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
hugest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying "I'd like
a ticket to Pittsburgh," I said "I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." She
socked me one."
First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast
table and I wanted to say to my wife: "Please pour me a bowl of
Wheaties." But I accidentally said: "You ruined my life you fucking
bitch."
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
black eye too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
hugest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying "I'd like
a ticket to Pittsburgh," I said "I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." She
socked me one."
First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast
table and I wanted to say to my wife: "Please pour me a bowl of
Wheaties." But I accidentally said: "You ruined my life you fucking
bitch."
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On 07 Dec 2005 12:22:33 GMT, "badgolferman"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
>down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
>black eye too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
>have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
>
>Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
>See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
>hugest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying "I'd like
>a ticket to Pittsburgh," I said "I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." She
>socked me one."
>
>First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast
>table and I wanted to say to my wife: "Please pour me a bowl of
>Wheaties." But I accidentally said: "You ruined my life you fucking
>bitch."
Sounds like something Sam Kinison might say:
"...You ruined my life,* YOU FUCKING BITCH*!"
;-)
<[email protected]> wrote:
>A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
>down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
>black eye too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
>have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
>
>Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
>See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
>hugest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying "I'd like
>a ticket to Pittsburgh," I said "I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." She
>socked me one."
>
>First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast
>table and I wanted to say to my wife: "Please pour me a bowl of
>Wheaties." But I accidentally said: "You ruined my life you fucking
>bitch."
Sounds like something Sam Kinison might say:
"...You ruined my life,* YOU FUCKING BITCH*!"
;-)
G
"noneyabusiness" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> On 07 Dec 2005 12:22:33 GMT, "badgolferman"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
>>down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
>>black eye too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
>>have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
>>
>>Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
>>See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
>>hugest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying "I'd like
>>a ticket to Pittsburgh," I said "I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." She
>>socked me one."
>>
>>First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast
>>table and I wanted to say to my wife: "Please pour me a bowl of
>>Wheaties." But I accidentally said: "You ruined my life you fucking
>>bitch."
>
>
> Sounds like something Sam Kinison might say:
> "...You ruined my life,* YOU FUCKING BITCH*!"
>
> ;-)
>
>
Ah, the late, great Sam. Have you seen "In Living Color" do a skit about
him? He even showed up in one of them. The original skit was of a woman
who was supposed to be his wife (She did an *excellent* impersonation of
him!). No doubt he was flattered by her on-target impression.
Natalie
news:[email protected]
> On 07 Dec 2005 12:22:33 GMT, "badgolferman"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
>>down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
>>black eye too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
>>have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
>>
>>Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
>>See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
>>hugest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying "I'd like
>>a ticket to Pittsburgh," I said "I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." She
>>socked me one."
>>
>>First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast
>>table and I wanted to say to my wife: "Please pour me a bowl of
>>Wheaties." But I accidentally said: "You ruined my life you fucking
>>bitch."
>
>
> Sounds like something Sam Kinison might say:
> "...You ruined my life,* YOU FUCKING BITCH*!"
>
> ;-)
>
>
Ah, the late, great Sam. Have you seen "In Living Color" do a skit about
him? He even showed up in one of them. The original skit was of a woman
who was supposed to be his wife (She did an *excellent* impersonation of
him!). No doubt he was flattered by her on-target impression.
Natalie
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