A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
black eye too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
hugest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying "I'd like
a ticket to Pittsburgh," I said "I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." She
socked me one."
First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast
table and I wanted to say to my wife: "Please pour me a bowl of
Wheaties." But I accidentally said: "You ruined my life you fucking