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Guest
·HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS, TOO!
For Our Democratic Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices
of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We
also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard
to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting
these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish
is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
the sole discretion of the wisher."
For Our Republican Friends:
Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
For Our Democratic Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices
of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We
also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped
make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only
America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard
to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious
faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting
these greetings you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
others, and is void where prohibited by law and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish
is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
the sole discretion of the wisher."
For Our Republican Friends:
Here's wishing all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!
