[RningOnFumes]

For a certain White Gen5 Camry 4 cyliner LE with horrendous body kit (I think LE) in the vicinity of Rialto and and adjacent ghettohoods:

PLease OH please take that big ass wing off the tail of your camry. That tail end is going to go no where when your car is traveling 40 miles down Foothill Blvd, so you dont' exactly have to worry about down force.

Peal off that piece of shit big camry vinyl logo off your bumper...MR Magoo can tell it's a camry with his glasses off.

Stop shopping at pepboys or AZ or Kragen for your "performance" stuff.

Thank you for not having neons flashing under the car.

Thank you for not showing an open hoood (I might have been blinded by the aftermarket bling from gods at AZ.)




Lastly, NO painting your hood black doesn't lighten the car like carbon fiber or give you 40 hp like a tornado add on.


This has been a service announcement. Be carefull, lightening may strike vehicle while it is Near B-lane. These two bodys should never meet or the time continuum may shatter. Be carefull the car may spontaneously com bust because of the combinations of stickers to wing ratio to bling factor and feel sorry for it self and commit suicide. One DUB sticker may just tip the camry over and implode.. no Dub stickers.

 

[TRD VVTi]

Thanks, I think.

:nopics:

 

[touringcamry]

Next time you see it, you should give him a business card to B Tune and tell them about the wonderful work they do.

 

[Punks_Not_Dead5]

invite him to TN so we can flame his car!!!

And get pics!

 

[Epsilon]

Some people still live in the F&F days...

 

[RningOnFumes]

Sorry guys, I wish I could have had a pic. It was 12 in the morning, I was dropping of friends. While waiting, I turn my head up the street I see a flash. I do a double take and I see what it was just as it turns. I tried catching up but to no avail. I ask the friend that lives there and he confirms everything I've said up in the first post.

I'll ask him to take pics for me the next time it comes around his house.

I had my windows up, otherwise I might have heard whatever exhaust and complained about it too.