gag vehicle names...this could be good.

mclaysa · Jan 10, 2007

Ok folks....let's see if we can't get the attention of big automakers. I think alittle humor needs to be considered when choosing new model names.

Now introducing:
The Ford Fallopia
The Chevy Sloth
The Dodge Hamster
The Mercury Sphincter
The Nissan Slug
The Pontiac Flea
The GMC Mullet
The Lexus Mucosa
The Lincoln Labia
The Toyota Weasel

I find the use of both anatomical terms and non-threatening animal names work best.

-s

pointerDixie214 · Jan 10, 2007

Volkswagen Vulva
Chrysler Cunnilingis
Ford Fellatio
Hyundai Hummer

boone · Jan 10, 2007

Ford Probe... oh wait, that one was real.

firefighter11 · Jan 10, 2007

LOL @ ford probe

Ford Rustang
Ford Fallapart
Ford fookdme

barlowrs · Jan 10, 2007

A girl i once new had a ford TAURUS wagon (full airbag setup, custom shag interior....it was hidious!) anyway....she chopped the top and made it a rag top, then airbrushed:

"clit-TAURUS on the rag"

over the emblems.

Funniest thing i ever saw!:lol:

boone · Jan 10, 2007

I also think Mercury Mangina and Jeep Grundle could catch on.

tim.powerbook · Jan 10, 2007

lol, i liked "GMC Mullet" :lol:

Rodge · Jan 10, 2007

Toyota Teint :lol:

demoncleaner · Jan 10, 2007

The Volvo 'Tampon XC'
The Lincoln 'Colostomy'
The Buick 'La Douche'

oh and lets not foget the Dodge 'Pube'

gag vehicle names...this could be good.

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